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Three Stupid

Three modular patches I didn't know what to do with, so I spliced them together into a three-minute "song."

The Most August Doodle Club

Let's get started on those Doodle requests!  Put them in the comments below.

Rating:  R or tamer.  Nudity is okay, boners cannot be visible; venery will have to be "tastefully" composed.  Gore, I'd rather not.

Other characters:  Need to belong to you, or have permission from the owner.

I had barely gone a dozen paces

... when I heard Avogadro's voice behind me again.

"You call that a punch?" he snapped.  "I have been pummeled by lowfolk with more impact than that!  I am appalled that any so-called scion of Irenaeus should pack such a weak whallop.  Turn and face me, you noodle-armed vixen defiler!  You shall pay for your misdeeds this day!"

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August Calendar Kelly

Continuing our proud tradition, based on this month's pose in the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders swimsuit calendar.

Zandar's Saga 500

Clever fennec.  I think he might be using Wiles.

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More Sling Bikinis!

Liz and Khanyisa wear them!  As far as "wear" can be considered an appropriate verb for this kind of thing!

Kelly at OPP 6.13

Reflections are tricky to draw.

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It arrived at last

The Missing Mystery Module came in the mail last week.  I wanted to post an Unboxing & Installation video reasonably soon after its arrival, but I had a few short "modular jams" recorded, in which there was still an empty gap in the case.  It wouldn't make much sense to post those after showing the new module being installed, thus the busy weekend of three videos.

Sling Bikinis!

Kangy and Estelle try them on!

Double Whammy!

Getting these extra shorts out of the way so I can post the unveiling of the new module which came this past week.

My New Job 2.7

I think Sylvia's question has already been answered.

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Kelly at OPP 6.12

Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't have taken the Ixie in there with me.

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Shake your robo-booty

This kind of crazy syncopated stuff interests me much more than "four-on-the-floor" rave music (which I cannot stand).

Gracious!

Three Graces as envisioned by Major Matt Mason.

If you haven't yet requested a Doodle for July, now is the absolute last chance.  Get it in the comments below before 9pm on the 28th and I might be able to whip something out before the month ends.

My New Job 2.6

Betty is being scary & lewd.

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Kelly at OPP 6.11

It's over there.

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My New Job 2.5

Lawrence the sleazy Lothario.

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Alas, poor Estmere...

Snatches of the Mephitist requiem ceremony sprang to my mind, but unfortunately this was no time to eulogize Estmere.  Events had been set in motion and forces were no doubt gathering as I stood there, seething, in the Coronation Chamber.  This was not right - not right at all.  My half-brother loved venery and fighting, in the good old elfly tradition.  It was shameful for him...

A tough assignment

It's just like asking me to draw a crowd scene in authentic Elizabethan garb, standing on the steps of Exeter cathedral.

MidWeek Bonus Patch

The Missing Module arrived, but I have a handful of videos queued up from last week .. so I have to post those first.

Kelly at OPP 6.10

Time for dinner.

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The Ultimate Pinup

Arleen relaxes with some fine wine while showing off her flexibility and reciting "Gunga Din."

Run, Roger!

These questions are more perilous than the Riddle of the Sphinx.

Kelly at OPP 6.9

The significance of that tag may be explained later.

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Wayfaring Stranger

Excerpted from a practice session with the ladies of the Appomattox Laptop Orchestra.  I'm playing my homemade rhythm box and the others are playing dulcimers.  The tune is a traditional American folk song.  I was testing my new field recorder so the levels are way low .. but dulcimer music is supposed to be quiet!  (Turn your speakers up)

My New Job 2.4

I think this must have taken place BEFORE "Betty Bunny Horror Queen."

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Visit Foggy Innsmouth!

Plan your next vacation in "The Riviera of New England"

Sampler in more detail

Maybe this makes more sense.

The module saves the samples, plays them back, and manipulates them.  The keyboard is nothing but a control device.

My New Job 2.3

This story is complete hogwash.  It's not what happened.

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Kelly at OPP 6.8

Drat, the ghost got away.

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