tegerio

Forgo that option

I bet Runei Stillwater knows where such a beach is located.  Cassandra meanwhile seems more thrilled than scandalized by the idea.

A couple of regular firecrackers

There will be fireworks of an entirely different kind when these two finally get loose!  CTN wanted to see them bound thus .. "boob squish" was specifically requested .. all I can say is, these dubious pleasures come at a terrible cost, sir.  I am already thinking of the best way to inform your next of kin.

Corporal punishment

I remember the days when teachers could paddle us.  Perhaps Major Matt Mason can tell us what subject Professor Tali teaches.

Not very random at all

Actually a 90% controlled patch with 10% randomness.

Okay, who gave the Wolf Queen peanut butter?

Walter Reimer says it was Tessie but I'm not so sure.

A reader wonders

if Adler really did do something as unseelie as turn a lowfolk babe into stew, such as the Duchess would do.

Merciful Fuma!!  Why would you ever think I had done such a horrible thing??

Anyway, since I guess some of you are still interested, I'll continue for a while.

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Zandar's Saga 559

And, for maximum efficiency, this month's Kelly pinup is included in the same post.  What a marvelous world of modern wonders we live in!

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July, that's why!

Time for another round of Doodles as we pass the halfway point of what's shaping up to be the worst year I've ever seen.

1.  Deadline is the 20th!  Requests received after that date might be rolled over into August.

2.  Rating "R" or tamer.  Nudity OK, female preferred.  Males can't have boners showing.  Sex scenes will be composed so nothing naughty is...

Simple Gifts

The freshest possible audio post!  It was recorded earlier today, "live" at a rehearsal of the Appomattox Laptop Orchestra.  Cindy Redding played dulcimer, Lois Eaton played bass dulcimer, and I played tenor guitar.

The tune is an old Shaker melody.  The Shakers, if you didn't know, were a social experiment / religious community that had dozens of colonies throughout Americ...

Martens exposed

Oak doesn't seem too sure, but Rowan is fully on board with this.

For shame!

Rick, she'll lead you into a life of crime!  And poor Serge; what did he ever do to deserve this?

Last of the month

Rick has been pulled into Krista's villainy as an accomplice!  His turn to the dark side is almost complete.  Also, now's your chance to ogle the Marten sisters, Oak and Rowan, in their obligatory sling swimsuits.  Anything wrong, speak now!  I must ink tomorrow.

Jazzmatazz

Some free form grooviness for you to grok, man!

Galactic Discomfort

Ragtime Rochelle demanded that Arleen don the ill-fitting swimwear.

More silly noises

Croaking and jabbering in a semi-oracular manner!

Fembot pageant?

Simone Spinozzi has informed me of this utter travesty of justice in the corrupt underbelly of the mechano-beauty industry!!

Nobody's that crazy

Besides, "shelter in place" means you stay where you are, not change houses whenever the mood strikes you.

Thirsty?

The Dauphine of Daffodils has a refreshing drink to offer.

"Wash the new initiate's hair in the ceremonial basin,"

I commanded.  "And use THIS!" I added as I whipped the bottle of shampoo out of my Elfintory.

"OOOHHH!" my followers gasped.

"There's also a bottle of fancy hoof polish here, and I see at least one of you who can use it."

"AAAHHH!" the sheep bleated with delight.

"The textu...

Electro Symphony?

Nothing else sounds like the Mescaline.

Oh no

She's adopted.  Runei can fill in all the juicy details.

Two more artistic triumphs

Fembots stand on the winner's podium of some sort of beauty pageant / technology expo.

The Dauphine of Daffodils promotes her patented health tonic.

Them's the Breaks

She DID do most of the work making it rise, after all .. but still ..

This wraps up the Miss Thompson Quarantine Adventure.

OR DOES IT??  dun dun dunnnnnn

Special for Super Secret Double First Class because of lewd thoughts, and the fact that it doesn't really add anything to the story.

Zandar's Saga 558

Well I never!!

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Nothing but noise

But perhaps it will be interesting to see a patch take shape before your very eyes!  I start with nothing connected and then wire it up in real time.

Skunk on the beach! SKUNK on the BEACH!!

Summer solstice is tomorrow, and the Duchess has taken PK's suggestion to lounge on the beach with a cooler full of drinks.

This is the last Doodle in my queue.  If you haven't requested one yet, do it now.

Nosy!

Put the folded laundry away then!  Why are you coming in here???

Mini Blues

My notebook description says "sequencer jam with MS-20" so that means there's mechanically programmed playing AND live keyboard playing.

Papa Thermopoulos can't enjoy his sandwich

CTN would like to remind everyone that Father's Day is this coming Sunday.  The twins have taken their dear ol' dad out to his favorite eatery, but unfortunately alcohol and Dani AND Cass don't mix!

This, of course, was simplicity itself;

One of the classic Elfin pranks we used to pull on lowfolk!  I quickly composed the Gramarye to command the rabbit's underclothes to yank themselves up as high as they could possibly go.

"Move those miscreants away, back toward their village," I instructed the forest, with a dismiss...