Lana bleated angrily. "I've been out there working my hooves off, and when I get back, what do I see? My so-called liege lord playing with dandelions! Have you even tried to get anything done?"
"Of course," I retorted. "I haven't been sitting idle."
"Let me guess," Lana scoffed. "You did something stupid and everything fell apart and you've subsequently...
2023-09-29 01:45:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Ain't nothin gettin done on a Wednesday! That's why I moved the Ballad to Thursdays. Have some more bits & bobs from the Gmoddery I did in September.
1 & 2: Chiku wanted to prove that chickens are NOT flightless birds. It didn't end well.
3 & 4: Sexy Mangle was floozing it up in the office for some reason. That didn't end well either.
The th...
2023-09-28 00:55:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I didn't get anything done today. I know, I know, there's more of Lana's office tour coming; but in the meantime it was either this or the last audio file in my "dump on Patreon" folder, and trust me YOU DON'T WANT THAT!
Here are some more screenshots I took while messing around in Gmod during the month of September. FNIA girls were designed by CryptiaCurves. Don't know ...
2023-09-26 01:43:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been a-messin with Gmod all month! The posing tool is mostly great! Also slowly learning Blender ... a CG Kangy will be coming sometime; can't promise when exactly.
Fexa was designed by CryptiaCurves.
Captions for the pictures:
1. "Ahoy, matey. Prepare to be boarded."
2. Fexa was thrilled when she heard that there was a new security gua...
2023-09-24 23:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr.Opossum (International Man Of Taste) wanted to see Liz removing last month's outfit in a slow and seductive manner.
2023-09-24 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Visiting nobility FartyArtie McSkunk wanted to see the Duchess demonstrating some very simple Wiles.
2023-09-23 00:11:21 +0000 UTC View Post
and took shelter behind a bookcase for a while, until the panic subsided and it became apparent that the ghost was not pursuing me.
As I huddled there, mulling over recent events, I came to a few realizations. Everyone and everything was out to get me. Even Lady Fuma herself seemed to have some sort of vendetta, because her blessing of Luck had led me inexorably to my current ...
2023-09-21 23:21:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Come on, Zandar, it's written right there on her sash.
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2023-09-21 22:33:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Must be worried about somethin' back home. Decadent Arsenic continues the tale of the river ferrets.
2023-09-20 23:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Maybe Steviebear Maxwell can explain how Cass wound up stuck with such an onerous duty.
2023-09-19 23:51:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Yep, that's Rick 2tails all right.
Burnside is thinking "He might be transfixed by yo stanky smell" but you can't say that out loud.
2023-09-18 23:50:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Somebody (was it Runei Stillwater?) sent Lana the link to Rina's Flinch channel.
A thing to keep in mind though, is that this revenue stream only lasts as long as you stay young & hot. In Lana's case, she only has another century or two to cash in. Better hurry!
2023-09-18 01:24:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Typeandkey alerted us to the situation, and Lana sprang into action.
2023-09-17 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Serge Skunk wanted to see Miranda flirting with Gabriel in a "suggestive and salacious" manner but I'm afraid this turned out being sweet and affectionate instead. Sorry about that. I tried, honest I did!
Today's the last chance to put in a request! In the queue are: Typeandkey, Runei, Rick, Steviebear, Decadent, FartyArtie, and Mr.Opossum. if you're not on t...
2023-09-16 00:11:19 +0000 UTC View PostI challenged nervously. "If you've survived here then you are certainly to be commended."
The words were barely out of my mouth when I realized that anyone who could survive the Plague of Battles would have to be as bloodthirsty and deranged as Burnside. To have continued to survive in this festering deathscape for this long ... what horrible thing must this person have done? ...
2023-09-15 02:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Hendak predicted that Lana would need to get her body double in shape, and quick, because the audience is starting to get antsy for the shearing scene.
2023-09-14 01:06:56 +0000 UTC View Post
... no one can hear you be pissy.
Major Matt Mason wanted to see this scene for reasons of his own.
2023-09-13 00:15:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Zandar is playing a very dangerous game...
Also enjoy this bonus Gmod pic. Frenni and the girls are ostensibly supposed to be the musical act at a Chuck E. Cheese / Showbiz Pizza type of place, but you seldom see them actually, y'know, PLAYING MUSIC. Neither the "official" FNIA games nor the burgeoning mass of fan content depicts this nearly enough, so I'm doing my part to cor...
2023-09-12 00:12:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Walter Reimer has fond memories of this holiday where writers sit around and yell "PROSE IT!" at each other.
Can somebody explain to me why the festival is held in the month of Promptember though?
2023-09-11 01:02:50 +0000 UTC View Post
In this case though, wouldn't it be crimecommitting technology?
Eric Costello knows that Le Minque is a big Dick Tracy fan.
2023-09-09 23:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, I guess it just ended. RooCat_UK has some very interesting neighbors.
Let me just kvetch for a minute about Patreon's latest boneheaded change. I needed to go back to the Rules post from the 1st of the month to copy the dialogue for this Doodle. Normally I would click the Tags list at the top of my main page and select "Doodle Club" and this month's Rules post would ...
2023-09-09 01:18:44 +0000 UTC View Postnearly overwhelmed me as I recalled that fateful day. I could still picture Estmere's skeleton accusing me in my nightmare. If I ever got back to the Coronation Chamber, he would certainly still be there. Did I really want to face that again?
I turned away from the grisly spectacle before me, and stepped back inside.
The way I figured it, these were my options: &nb...
2023-09-08 01:07:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Ragtime Rochelle wanted to see these two waxing rhapsodic about their favorite food.
2023-09-07 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
CTN wanted a closer look at some background characters from a scene at the Human Lovers Club. One of them is nastier than the others.
2023-09-06 00:37:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Hmm, I'm starting to think maybe Thompson was right. St_Veronika would be a good addition to the Pinup Department.
2023-09-05 00:30:21 +0000 UTC View Post
There has been so much dadgum stuff going on this weekend, I haven't had time to draw.
Here's another archaeological relic that previously appeared in issue 25 of Gallery.
2023-09-04 00:01:17 +0000 UTC View Post
"Nice boots."
- The last words of an awful lot of moon-men.
2023-09-03 00:50:45 +0000 UTC View Post
And the September Kelly pinup.
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2023-09-01 21:20:01 +0000 UTC View PostI'm starting a petition to change New Year's to March 1st. That way the new year will start in the spring, which makes more sense, and September, October, November, and December will be months 7, 8, 9, and 10 as originally intended by their names. We will have a rational calendar at last! WHO'S WITH ME?
Oh, and it's also time to start requesting Doodle again. Here'...
2023-09-01 13:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post