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Zandar's Saga 621

Slowly, slowly waiting for something to happen.

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Vulpine 30

I drew this strip sideways.

Don't  ever do that.

Up to no good

Typeandkey has triumphantly returned with reports of nefarious doings out in the corn field.

Parallel parallels!

Steviebear Maxwell wanted Bizarro Seelie Burnside to see Goth Burnside in a funhouse mirror.  They are both shocked and dismayed by the spectacle!

The horror ... the horror

A flirtatious, big-eyed version of Burnside from some alternate universe.  Now I've seen everything.

Careful what you wish for, Rick2tails.  You might get it.

Suddenly Vernier lurched forward

with a sob and threw her arms around me.

"There there," I murmured, stroking her hair.  "It's all right, just let it all out."

"My very first failure," Vernier choked, "was when my mother went into premature labor with my brother while our father was out working.  She was frail an...

A tiny visitor

The saga of Decadent Arsenic's ferrets continues.

Now is your absolute last chance to request a Doodle for March.

A fashionable automaton

As described by Simone Spinozzi.  Apparently the Songbird had just enough time to acknowledge the big furry stole before winding down.

Tomorrow is the last day to make requests.  If you haven't yet, then put it in the comments below.

Rooting for the Eastbourne Suns

Walter Reimer relates the further adventures of Lone Wolfess and Kid.

Terror in the Air!

Major Matt Mason fantasized about the Duchess being pursued by a fighter plane.  Where does he come up with this stuff?

Zandar's Saga 620

What's taking them so long?

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Madame Willendorf does a reading

Xin Jin Meng introduces us to this opossum psychic.  Her full name is Beutel Xanthippe Willendorf.  She has the figure of a Venus and the powers of a Blavastky.

"You poor dear!"

I exclaimed, seeing Vernier's distress.  "Let me massage your temples for you."

"Please stay focused, sir," she moaned.  "It's already hard enough for me to keep my promise."

"You promised to help me," I pointed out.  "Returning my affections would be a huge help."

"I got a sure-fire cure for a headache," Burnside interjected from behind me.  "We'll just ha...

Report from Mardi Gras

CTN happened to be in N'Awlins last week and looked down to see this.

The simple pleasures

Runei Stillwater was waxing nostalgic about childhood and recapturing the same feeling with the new crap that's out now.

For me it was a book rather than a handheld game console.  Tomy Pocket Football would have been the only such option in my day; this was not a device that could hold one's attention all afternoon.

It's a popular device

Serge Skunk has a Robota too.

A most implausible costume

Mr. Opossum (the marsupial who lives a life of danger) wanted to see Liz in a "reverse bunny suit."  This is the first I've heard of such a thing.  The last 5 years seem to have brought us a wealth of slutty fashion memes.  Here's to another five, eh?

Trouble

According to Hendak, the raccoons from last month succeeded in infiltrating the buffet, but they blew their cover and somebody called the cops.  Or in this case, apparently, the coppers.

Robots backstage

Getting ready for some kind of show, it seems.

Alas, poor Whitey

Beaned by a post-ball in this twice-told tale by Eric Costello.

Bormac in the Wreck 19

Nothing's ever simple, is it?

"You still need to work on how to talk to femmes,"

Vernier observed, "but I feel very sure that you're on the right path this time.  You know, you are actually quite charming in a very clumsy sort of way.  If only... No, it wouldn't be right."

"Charming?" I blurted, cutting straight to the heart of her argument.  "You really think ...

Administrative Leave

Looks like Hanna will be free to spend time with Rick for the next week or two.

Doodles March On!

I know some of you early birds like to camp here & grab the top spots as soon as I put up the Rules post at the beginning of the month.  It's time to let the late birds shine!  I'm late myself this time, thanks to a hellish February.

1.  R rater or tamer.  Nudity OK, female preferred.  Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed s...

Zandar's Saga 619

And your March Kelly pinup.

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The locker room is no longer safe

And really, who can enjoy The View?  That show has NEVER been good.

Robots and Rina

In two separate images, of course.  A robot in the locker room makes no sense.

Tiers will remain the same for at least one more month while I decide what to do.  Perhaps a moratorium on outside commissions will make enough difference to solve the problem.

Vulpine 29

No challenge at all.

Grounds for disciplinary action

I'm pretty sure Luftschwenk policy prohibits punching passengers, no matter how obnoxious or truculent they are.

If you all drop down to Super Secret Double First Class it will mean a $138 pay cut, which at current levels will put my earnings below $600 and Zandar's Saga back at a 2-pages-per-month update speed.  Two additional Doodles will solve that.

"Wow,"

Rebecca exclaimed.  "That's really neat.  Can I learn to write magically enchanted secret text?"

"Maybe..." I mused.  Could she?  Was that something lowfolk could learn?  I wasn't even sure how to do it myself.  "That comes later.  For now, you must continue studying the Foxspell until you are ready for more advanced material."

It was probably best...