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Wiles lessons

Mavis and Utica learned the Art from Sheila Na Gig.

Vulpine 47

This must have been in 1995.  Back in a previous strip called "PCU" (Pitt City University, a couple of years before the movie PCU came out) Will Coyote had been roommates with a zombie named "Mister Dead."  (FILE NOT FOUND)

Mr. Dead had a theme song which went something like "A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course ..."

"I'll make lamb chops outta her,"

Burnside proposed when I didn't immediately say anything.  "Uh, if that's what you want.  Make up your mind quick.  She's gettin' away."

"It's tempting," I admitted.  "But no, better not.  She said she would serve me, and she swore not to harm me.  I gave her some orders and she might actually follow them.  I'm not expecting much though."

"Pain's a...

Mundo Groove

This was supposed to be background music for a show called "Mundo Amplificado" which we never got around to making.

Real drums, bass, tenor guitar, synthesized organ.

Zandar's Saga 636

Professor Wallace asks the important questions.

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Getting ready for school

CTN wanted to see the Thermopoulos twins (aged 18 if anybody asks) squabbling in the bathroom on a weekday morning.  Which one of them will wind up running to school with a piece of toast clenched in her teeth?

The true face of terror

Typeandkey whispered the shuddersome tale of the time Vanessa met Howard's two maiden aunts, and they brought out that most blasphemous of tomes, more soul-searing than the blackest incunabulum, THE FAMILY PHOTO ALBUM.

A mere flesh wound

Decadent Arsenic continues to spin this dark Southern Eldritch tale of ferrets who run afoul of an ancient river god.

"Y-YOU SHUT UP!!"

I screeched tearfully as I straddled Lana, pinned her wrists down with my knees, and grabbed her by the horns.  "I was already working toward my destiny until you showed up and ruined everything!!"

She just scowled and blinked at me, so I shook her head and bellowed "You swore you wouldn't hurt me, and already -"

"I swore I would not harm you," she interrupted coolly.  "An...

When plots collide

WHAT A TWIST!!  Hendak's moose Floozy has gotten comfortable on the nude beach, and has finally decided to let the ocean breeze blow where it may ... but what are the chances that three desperate fugitives would emerge from their tunnel right in this very spot?  I can't wait to see what happens next.

Quantum entanglement

Rick 2tails unsurprisingly confessed that the group soon abandoned Dungeons & Dweebs in favor of Naked Twister.

It's all fun and games until somebody gets a case of humanpox.

ALSO:  Deadline to make a request is tonight.  I have Hendak, Arsenic, Type, and CTN in the queue.  Anybody else, put your request in NOW or miss it for the month of August.

Check your Wiles stat

According to Serge Skunk, these nerds have one thing on their mind - and surprisingly it isn't Star Trek!

Let Game Night commence

Runei Stillwater told us a tale of three nerds getting together for a night of wholesome nerdy fun.  Rick brought refreshments, and Serge seems to be carrying his gaming supplies on his back.

Why shucks

Mr.Opossum (Danger is his middle name) wanted to see Liz wearing this strange version of a farmer's overalls.

Zandar's Saga 635

She told him to keep his weight off it.

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"So,"

I said, irritably, "are you done?  Can I get back to piecing my life together while pretending that my fate isn't being manipulated by a bunch of power-hungry, self-aggrandizing old crones who think they deserve the world on a platter just because they once had pretty faces?"

"Careful with that kind of talk," Lana murmured smugly.  "Most of the Sisterhood's high council are stil...

It's all part of the diagnostic procedure

According to RooCat_UK, this is completely normal.  It was necessary to do a diagnostic after Sir tripped over her in last month's Doodle.

He seems qualified

Simone Spinozzi has informed us that Sherman Spinach had to hire a new engineer after Mr. Moore quit in disgust.

An Elfhamian Education

Eric Costello told us of the time Tessie had to learn how to behave like a proper doe.

If Mrs. Fletcher and Frau Diesel teamed up ... I shudder to think what might happen.

A spot of tea

Here's Steviebear Maxwell and Marshal Roland enjoying a very civilized afternoon.

Lemme tell ya what

Walter Reimer reports that the ghost of Grace of Sulfrox had plenty to say to the Eastness Delegation.

A divine visitation

Major Matt Mason reports a miraculous vision of Fuma beheld by a furry-dipping trio down at the pond.

Lana Lynne like you've seen her before

Because I can think of at least one person who would appreciate it, these are scanned from an interview she did in a rare issue of the Floozy Quarterly Review.

With both hands free,

Lana predictably tried to grapple with me, but she could not reach through the railing.  Her frantic thrashing and headbutting had no effect, and she could not loosen my arm from around her neck.  All she could manage to do was push the knife away.

"STOP THAT OR I'LL BREAK YOUR DAMN NEC...

Vulpine 46

I know you're all just itchin' to know what happened next with the roaches.  So here you go; I won't keep you in suspense all month.

Zandar's Saga 634

And this month's Kelly pinup.

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Teahouse of the August Doodle

Welcome to another month.  Have a seat.  Your flight attendant will be out shortly to remind you of the rules.

1.  R rater or tamer.  Nudity OK, female preferred.  Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."

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Slowly I turned

I believe this thing will be finished someday, but that day will not be soon.  This is all the progress I've made in a month.

Both arms are finished down to the elbow, and the chest cavity is partially stuffed.  I need to cram more material in there to firm it up and smooth out the shoulders a bit.  It is exactly as difficult as I expected, but in a different way.

Fiddle about

This is Serge's Divine of Fortitude and Sloth.  Its music really grows on you.

Vulpine 45

Of course they know him.