Hendak wanted to see me draw an anthro version of the Mari Lwyd, so here she is, ensconced in your favorite chair, drinking wassail and babbling in Cymric.
2022-11-21 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Another chapter in the Decadent Arsenic ferret saga.
How far off do you reckon Aelfig'll wander?
2022-11-20 01:12:06 +0000 UTC View Post
RooCat_UK reminded me of these beings from a lamentably neglected forum adventure. Seems like she would be easy to track.
2022-11-19 00:24:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Steviebear Maxwell wanted to see the folf twins imitating the Thermopoulos twins on the other side of a pane of glass.
2022-11-18 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I wailed. My heart was still beating rapidly from the terror of the dream I just had, and I started to hyperventilate. "I can't put a whole show together in less than an hour! It has to be amazing! It has to be flawless! These are a bunch of moody, insolent, young social outcasts! AND they're lowfolk! If I don't impress them immediately, they'll lose in...
2022-11-17 03:43:16 +0000 UTC View Post
St_Veronika swears this happened at a Very Chic Party.
I didn't see how tall Veronika was supposed to be, but Thompson is VERY tall.
Tonight is the deadline for Doodle requests. I have ones coming for Steviebear, RooCat, Decadent Arsenic, and Hendak. If you're not them and you haven't had your Doodle yet, speak up now in the comments below.
2022-11-16 01:04:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr.Opossum (the Marsupial Who Knows No Fear) asked for Liz being lewd again. How many different ways are there? With luck, we'll get to find out.
2022-11-15 00:41:13 +0000 UTC View Post
If you haven't been keeping up with Kangy lore, Typeandkey's request will strike you like a Six Chix strip: Quaintly surreal with an inscrutable punchline that makes no sense.
However, it holds laughs galore if you recall the running gag of holiday-related inanimate objects mysteriously gaining sentience in order to be rude to Kangy. Why do they persecute her? N...
2022-11-14 01:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Ragtime Rochelle wanted to see the Duchess wading in the swamp and gigging for slugs. A noble sport for the Antglade gentry!
2022-11-13 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
A rescue has been effectively effected! The question is, will these two be affected by any adverse effects?
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Runei Stillwater presents this as companion piece to last month's Doodle, in which we saw that Yuri was literally left holding the bag. What a relief to know that Rina paid the bill. She's rich, you know.
(Yes, hello Patreon Trust & Safety officer. Sorry to waste your time yet again, but Yuri is a legit Japanese name, and I am not sure why it keeps setting off th...
2022-11-11 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI was standing in the scrying tower, with my bow in my hand. What was I doing here? I had to get outside and rally my troops! I dashed out the door and saw the vial of Plague of Battles spinning like a top, teetering on the edge of the balcony railing. I lunged desperately to catch it, but it tumbled over. Looking down to see where it landed, I beheld a horrible fi...
2022-11-10 03:03:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Rick2tails, ever on the prowl, has set his sights on Yuri Setsuko ... and she seems to be receptive!?!?!
(The fact that I think this is what "flirting" looks like may explain why I am single.)
(Also interesting: The name "Yuri" sets off the Patreon possible-AUP-violation alarm every time.)
2022-11-09 00:59:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Walter Reimer has these two femmes declaiming in a heavy rain while standing atop loosely piled heaps of stones. Why? I assume we'll find out eventually.
2022-11-08 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Eric Costello proposed the situation. Anastasia is baffled by the reaction, but remember, Tessie used to work in a FAFI mess hall.
2022-11-07 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Serge Skunk told us about an "adult video" in which Ashley plays the role of Horny Nurse #2. I don't know who plays the role of Chad Dongsworth, the Suspiciously Vigorous Patient.
2022-11-06 00:03:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Major Matt Mason wanted to see Princess Persephone of Faerie diving naked off of part of an anime battleship.
Gawain's expression is a mirror of my own.
2022-11-05 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
CTN dreamed up this exotic scenario.
Those fennecs may be small, but they are legal adults.
2022-11-04 00:15:05 +0000 UTC View PostI continued after a moment's silence. "Time for you to go home."
"Oh Bunny, oh Bunny!" Rebecca giggled excitedly. "I can hardly wait to start learning real magic, without even having to sacrifice animals or sell my soul! Being Seelie is the greatest!"
"Sir, befo...
2022-11-03 01:42:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Lana, excuse me, I mean Ms. Lynne is letting her power go to her head. This isn't going to turn out well.
You don't tell Kelly how to pose! YOU DON'T DO THAT.
And that is why there wasn't a Kelly pinup last night.
Don't tell the boss-lady I posted this.
2022-11-02 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The fennecs know how to reset the trap, apparently.
Also, here's your monthly Lana pinup.
Don't say anything. Just act normal.
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2022-11-02 01:08:34 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a lot more positive that way!
Here are the Doodle rules again, as we prepare for another month of cartoon mayhem.
1. R rater or tamer. Nudity OK, female preferred. Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."
2. My characters or yours. Third party characters only with well documented permission...
2022-11-01 14:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Lana, er sorry, I mean Ms. Lynne keeps pointing out that in the past few weeks since she took over management of operations here, productivity has increased - but more importantly, the income meter has shot up dramatically. For the past few days it has literally said $666, which feels like the wages of sin...
2022-10-31 23:44:36 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hibbs" was the building that the school cafeteria was in. If you lived in the campus dorms (which I did for all 4 years) you were also subscribed to the meal plan which provided breakfast, lunch, and dinner Monday through Saturday. On Sunday they only served lunch and dinner. The food wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either.
2022-10-31 02:42:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I trust you've remembered that Mel collects unpleasant experiences.
2022-10-30 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Talk about executive overreach!
I really don't like the condescending way she said "art."
2022-10-29 00:13:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Miss Thompson is a graduate of the Adler Young School of Acting.
2022-10-28 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Burnside exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "Me me me! I gotta thought an' a concern!"
"Does it involve disembowelment and/or skinning alive?" I asked.
"Welllll..." Burnside stalled thoughtfully. "Best case scenario, I reckon it would."
"Can I just say no, and leave it at that?"
"Nuh uh," she insisted, with a vigorous head shake.
2022-10-27 02:36:39 +0000 UTC
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Boss-lady Lana says I should continue this story.
Here's a recap because it's been so dang long you have probably forgotten: Thompson was called away to deal with a Kringle sympathizer elsewhere, after failing to seduce the man of the house (who happens to be Kelly O'Dor's boyfriend). Adler sent a Robota immediately afterward. A few months later Thompson showed up again,...
2022-10-26 00:01:16 +0000 UTC View Post