Lana's work day 5
This room first? Really? I hope Lana knows what she's doing.
2023-05-17 00:06:58 +0000 UTC View Post
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Marvelous Mallow Munch
Typeandkey remembers these goofy ads that used to run during the Saturday morning cartoon block. I think they were produced by the same studio that made the "Frantic Ferret" show. Zandar would concoct these elaborate plans to steal Adler's cereal, but the plans would always backfire.
The cereal itself was okay, but their "Oops, All Mallow" edition in the 1990s was a marketing ...
2023-05-17 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostLiz is ready for summer
Mr.Opossum (the Marsupial with the Golden Gun) spotted Liz on the Boardwalk this past weekend.
Tonight is the absolute last chance to request a Doodle.
2023-05-16 00:16:29 +0000 UTC View PostThree's a crowd
Rick2tails persuaded and cajoled (honestly he didn't have to beg very hard) and got what he wanted ... but Yuri knows something the other two don't.
Tomorrow is the deadline to make your request. I have Mr.Opossum, Typeandkey, Decadent, Primordial, Steviebear, and Rochelle still in the queue. If you're not them and you haven't had your Doodle for May, request it now in the com...
2023-05-15 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostLana's work day 4
As you can see, Ms. Lynne is a delight to work for.
2023-05-14 00:16:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe cake is a mistake
Major Matt Mason should have known, the Wolf Queen is a femme that does not belong in the kitchen! And hold on - isn't it UNSEELIE to cook people???
2023-05-14 00:13:49 +0000 UTC View PostGotta whole lotta skunk
Serge Skunk wanted to see Miranda posing nude and "teasing" the viewer. So are you teased?
2023-05-12 23:40:39 +0000 UTC View PostZandar's Saga 661
Zandar recognizes the name of that ship.
PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/82372810
FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583
2023-05-12 01:49:15 +0000 UTC View Post"This here plan is gettin too dang convoluted!"
Burnside protested, brandishing her machete. "Just send me out to stab somebody. It'll be simple. I can just go out, gut everyone who gets in my way, save the dumb baker femme that you ain't never even laid eyes on nor spoken to so it's a wonder you care about her at all, an drag Didelphis back here for judgement. I'll get it all done in one night. There ain't a lo...
2023-05-11 02:20:08 +0000 UTC View PostLana's work day 3
Whoah! The Patrometer shot up to 82! These numbers are dangerously unstable! It could blow at any minute!
Meanwhile, Lana has a warm greeting for the staff coming into the building every morning.
2023-05-10 00:32:17 +0000 UTC View PostRowdy robotic ruckus!
RooCat_UK gave us a play-by-play of the maintenance crew's attempt to diagnose whatever is wrong with Robota XL.
2023-05-10 00:24:26 +0000 UTC View PostConsolation prize
Since Dotsuo ate the anniversary cake, Walter Reimer suggested that pie be served instead. Here's Westersloe Winterbough V serving one up to "Le Minque," that notorious International Bearded Indefinite, who absolutely Had It Coming.
2023-05-09 00:08:14 +0000 UTC View PostYarn Floozy floozin' up the place
She's doing her part to boost morale around the office!
The internal skeleton makes this one quite poseable. The hips don't bend as far as I'd like (well, actually they do, but outside a very limited range they start to look nightmarish.)
2023-05-08 02:06:42 +0000 UTC View PostClassic arcade action
Runei Stillwater insists this was supposed to be a pinup shoot, but Rina got distracted playing the game.
2023-05-08 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostLana's Work Day 2
You can clearly see that Ms. Lynne is the force that keeps the office functioning.
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And just like that, the Patrometer has dropped to 79 again. Looks like the tour is over.
2023-05-07 00:21:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of healing???
Oh no! St_Veronika has injured one of her gorgeous gams! Fortunately Miss Thompson is here to help.
2023-05-07 00:15:09 +0000 UTC View PostI can't believe he ate the whole thing
Eric Costello has been writing stories set in Faerie (a generation earlier than the Ballad of Adler Young) for ten years now. Looks like Dotsuo has postponed the celebration for everyone else.
2023-05-05 23:59:35 +0000 UTC View PostLana's work day 1
Still holding at 80 Patrons, so here's a beginning ...
2023-05-05 00:04:38 +0000 UTC View PostTrouble!
CTN wanted to see some "mishap" in the aftermath of Human Lovers Club activities. The rabbit is right though; this should have been impossible between humans and furries.
2023-05-05 00:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post"Right now I only see one way out of this,"
I explained. "We must convince the town and the rabbits that Didelphis is lying. She actually is, so it shouldn't be that hard. There are several ways to do it, but I need to hear back from my Ixies before I can work out the details. Whichever way it winds up being accomplished, there are two possible outcomes: One in which Didelphis dies and one in which she lives...
2023-05-04 02:39:39 +0000 UTC View PostEvidence
Now I guess we know what a certain legal Floozy was doing for most of the 20th century.
Also, you absolute maniacs!! The Patrometer says 80 tonight, which means Lana has to do the thing (i.e. I have extra work to do now, thanks a lot...) You all are the most awesome bunch of Patrons that ever Patered a Pate.
2023-05-04 01:55:16 +0000 UTC View PostBrawl Update 4
More shenanigans from 1996. That little Betty Bunny plushie sure was lewd.
79 patrons on the Patrometer today! Lana is getting nervous, I bet!
2023-05-03 00:20:00 +0000 UTC View PostZandar's Saga 660
Drama at the aerodrome!
PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/81865977
FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583
NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/828776...
2023-05-02 01:23:06 +0000 UTC View PostMay we have some Doodles?
Yes, we May!
Review the Rules, and make your Requests in the comment section below.
1. R rated or tamer. Nudity OK, female preferred. Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."
2. My characters or yours. Third party characters only with well documented permission. No fan art of corporate-own...
2023-05-01 15:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostThe May 2023 Kelly pinup
Spring is in the air! Fruity cocktails are in the glass!
2023-05-01 13:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostLana gives it some thought
The Patron counter sits at 77. Only three more will break the impossible 80 threshold and compel Lana to give that office tour and get sheared. It isn't likely to happen, but she's mentally preparing, just in case.
2023-05-01 01:12:48 +0000 UTC View PostDallas Brawl 3
A bit of meta humor from 1996, and the other thing from the boardinghouse: The upstairs hall closet emanated a "feeling of inexplicable dread." Other players' characters came to investigate.
2023-04-30 00:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostDance of the Faceless President 3
Maybe don't just rush up and assault people without permission.
2023-04-29 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostDance of the Faceless President 2
The title is nonsensical. I don't remember now how I came up with it, but it probably is not a reference to anything.
2023-04-28 01:38:48 +0000 UTC View PostBlast it!
How was I supposed to make a decision with incomplete information?
"I need a team of the sneakiest Ixies to go into town and find out what's happening," I instructed. "I want to know when the trial is, who the judge will be, if there is a jury, who's in it, anybody of interest in the case. ...
2023-04-27 01:41:01 +0000 UTC View Post