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Still Trying to Get Online Version Working

Something has changed in ... well I'm not sure. Maybe the browser security. Something. The free, online version of the game gets stuck before you can even open the freezer tube. I'm working on a fix. Right now it's an awful work around that affect the game play. So for those of you waiting for the latest free version to drop I honestly don't know when. I've literally wasted 2 weeks trying to fi...

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The Big Thaw Alpha 19 Patreon Release

HOTFIX 2021.11.25

If you have build 20211124 please grab this hot fix. Install over top of your existing install to preserve your save games. This fixes the game freezing with Morgan's milking scene. If you have a version older than Alpha 19 it's advisable uninstall before updating. This will remove the save games but it's unlikely they would work any way.

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Haaaalp! Amy stop this crazy thing!

The Probulator puzzle and how to solve it.

The Probulator puzzle is inspired by George Jetson getting stuck on the treadmill walking the dog. All he has to do to stop the treadmill is stop running. You must help Fry stop thinking about Dr. Cahill.


The point of th...

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Big Thaw Alpha 18 for Mac

I've been fucking with this rotten apple for 3 solid days. Pretty much just apple sauce now and I'm all sticky.

But, I've found an insanely convoluted process to actually build for the Mac. It's stupid but seems to work. As this app isn't blessed by the "geniuses" you will be warned that the file you downloaded is not up to their gold standard and will almost certainly destroy your comput...

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The Big Thaw Alpha 17 Public Release

Patreon Release is here ... 

News, actual new news:

Dr, fucking Cahill, fucking. Yeah Goodenzexzy Cahill is finally ready for her debut

Of course Dr. Cahill will be a puzzle. As always its a fucking puzzle. Lots and lots of fucking and fucking ar...

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The Big Thaw Alpha 18 for Patreons

CURRENT RELEASE IS HERE 

>>> READ THIS <<<

If you get a black screen when launching TBT, Please re-download and reinstall. I fucked up the installer. I was trying to make it so your old saves could maybe work but I just brok...

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The Big Thaw Alpha 16 Public Release

The Big Thaw Alpha 17 is available to Patrons for download. The public release is at Newgrounds and Turanga-Pages. For Mac users this may be the best way to play. The Tyrano-Builder game engine doesn't support Mac any longer.

The Probulator room in open for business. It's not fu...

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IT IS ALIVE ... The Big Thaw Alpha 17 ... Really

UPDATE October 5: Updated to correct game crash when entering Probulator. Update may be installed over the previous Alpha 17 release to preserve your save games.

OMFG ... It's still alive. Shocking, I know. I want to humbly thank all of you who have stuck with me through this long drought. I've got something special planned for all you long time supporters. You've really ...

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Happy Belated Valentines

Here's a teaser assembled from game clips. I intended to release this yesterday and totally spaced it. Enjoy.

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Nixon says, I'm notta crook ... Arooooo!

Tricky dick says to DonnyT, "Ha, looser! At least I was never impeached!"

Seriously the political antics in my country have left me looking at moving to a country with less political stupidity. I dunno maybe North Korea.

I admit I didn't get near what I intended done last month. I was sitting here gobsmacked, staring at the news in disbelief. 

So the News ... My news

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Good Riddance 2020

... And may the space-time occupying the area of the next orbit around Sol be filled with less shit.

P.S. Working on animations for TBT fun stuff is coming for Dr. Cahill ...

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Dr. Cahill needs a Break

I really expected to have lots of free time this month to work on TBT but between work and life I ended up with about 5 minutes. I'm still here and hopefully December will be more flexible.

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I paused billing this month

My day job has consumed all my time this month. I should be back to normal hours in November.

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The Big Thaw Alpha 16 Patreon Release

It's about damn time ...

The Probulator room in open for business. It's not fully functional yet and I'm sure you'll all want me to add some more girls. Right now it's just Dr. Cahill riding the Probulator.

Dr. Cahill isn't completed either. She need a bunch of sex scenes to finish her story. 

And yes it's another fucking puzzle. Just fuck with it and you...

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The Big Thaw Alpha 15 Public Release.

The Patreon release is here 

The Big Thaw has grown too big to be hosted at Newgrounds for now the free version will only be available at the Turanga Pages.

The Big Thaw at TTP 

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Prepare for Probulation

I'm really close to having the Probulator room open for business. I need to test stuff a bit more and I'll be ready for a release.

This next release will probably not have an installer. It will just be a zipped folder. I'll be delivering the files in an un-packed state because that's been the issue with Tyrano Builder. The part that packs the files for distribution can't handle a game ove...

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Probulator

Now, strip naked and get on the Probulator ...

Yes this is in Tyrano Builder. After over a year of silence from the devs they finally released an update. Most important to us they released a way to manually package a game as their automatic packager is what's preventing progress here. 

So now we can finish our business in Tyrano Builder. No matter how big the game gets I'll be ...

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Just snoozing

We're on pause this month. I haven't got enough finished to release anything. The Last scenes for Natural Hookup are rendering but it's a slow process. 

I bought a used Mac so I could test the Mac versions again. Catalina forced everybody to drop 32 bit stuff. I expected it to be able to work with my render farm. It does, but it doesn't. It will run the remote rendering software but ...

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Still animating the scenes for Hookup

Nope I haven't left the planet, though hitching a ride to Mars has been tempting. I've got the first sequences of the next scene in Hookup rendered and assembled. Once the rest of the branches of this are ready I'll be able to wrap that project.

Here's the animations so far. Stay tuned for more

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Sometimes a Good Idea Isn't

I thought maybe if I used a motion blur I might get away with fewer samples on the girl's skin and not have it look all speckled. Clearly that didn't work. I'll attach a composited video that ... that's extremely WIP and won't be used.

Instead I've found a de-noiser that allows me to render fewer samples and not have it look noisy. That's the still image above. I still used DOF but I like...

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The Natural Hookup Alpha 7: Patreon Release

Yeah an actual update for Natural Hookup ... Finally!

New goodness in this release the last story branch is under way. Summoning a help at the beach shower. I've kind of spoiled who shows up to help out girls but pretend to be surprised any way.

I've also added a configuration panel so you can control the auto speed and how fast text reads in. There's volume controls too.

Stil...

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Natural Hookup Alpha 6 Public Release

Patreon Release is Here 

Yeah really ... I actually worked on the Natural Hookup!

This release includes lots of new animations and concludes one of the Beach story lines.

You can access the Public version at New Grounds

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Nice 'do Leela

I seem to have been focusing on The Natural Hookup so I'll have a bit of an update for that in a day or two. I wanted to get more done but the animation take forever to render. We'll be starting down the "Call Servant" branch from the beach shower. I think I've already kind of revealed who that servant might be.

How'd Amy end up with frizzy hair!

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Meanwhile ...

No I haven't forgot about Leela and Amy's predicament on the Nude Beach Planet.

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New Taxes ...

Patreon has to start charging sales tax for some of you. As tax laws not only vary from country to country here in the US it's even messier. States, Counties and even Individual cities have different laws.

I've modified the tiers to hopefully avoid this. As long as it "support" and not an actual product most of you should be exempt. I hope.

"If you you don't want to pay your taxes y...

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A Clockwork Orgasm

I animated this ages ago and never rendered it out. That was back before we had a good enough toon mode in Poser and I was going for "realistic"

So I'm reworking the scenes to use comic style materials and that stuff doesn't take months to render.

I have almost all of this animated. All I need to do is redo the materials, render and edit it.

Stay tuned I'll be revisiting other...

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Something Happened on the Way to the Cave

I made this a while back and thought you would like to know I'm still here.  I redid the scene in toon style. There's a animation to go with this but it's got to be rerendered ... it looks awful compared to the cell shaded style shown here.

On the way back top the robo-cave Spencer and his brother Spencer stopped by the Robo-Head Shop and let the girls go shopping.

The Robo-hea...

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Still on pause.

Not related to the world pan-panic or hiding in my house to avoid the zombie apocalypse. We're on pause because I was actually too busy with my "day" job last month. The software I work on is releasing a new version and I've been on that 100% all month.

That is (mostly) over and I'll have more time for Leela and company. 

everybody stay safe, don't let the zombies bite and don'...

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Campaign Paused This Month

None of you should be charged for this month. I've got very little to show. I lost a kitty and well, I was pretty bummed out. I just didn't accomplish anything real.

I've been researching save game systems since it's clear that I'm not up to writing my own yet. Once I decide which one will meet the needs here I'll get that going. 

I'm also looking at ways to improve performance...

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Leela's Keeping Her Eye On You

I've been working on Leela the past week or so. I've added hitboxes similar to what you had in Tyrano so you can see what bit you'll interact with. And After a lot oh hair pulling I got Leela to look at the camera ... you.

When you're in her office her gaze should follow you everywhere. 

Getting the hit boxes sorted is actually a pretty big step. Those will be the triggers for ...

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