Hello, tentacles! I come to you with an update, a road ahead, and a call to arms.
A lot of you are familiar with my current living situation, but for those who aren’t, a quick recap – in April my roommate ditched his lease on our apartment and left me in the lurch. I was unable to get a new apartment due to not being “properly” employed (I do this for a living, after all, and ...
2023-09-20 16:47:45 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: Deadslayer's back!
Next up... drumroll please...
...The Dungeonrunners.
[story] [combat/violence] [non-sexual gore]
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My eyes go wide as Kana’set finally bares what’s beneath her veil: her mouth stretching nearly ear-to-ear, totally lipless...
2023-09-14 20:31:09 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: Uh oh! New story! Get it before it runs away to elope!
[fu/fu] [more tags below]
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“I dunno about dis,” Meowth folded his arms across his tiny chest, eyes narrowing. “When we split up, we usually do an even worse job’n usual. Da boss is gonna blow a gasket if we come b...
2023-09-11 19:25:47 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: Who's got two thumbs and managed to get the poll story out on the same month as the actual poll, for once? This motherfucker right here! I've had some further battery troubles but ones that should be a little easier/cheaper to fix, so I should hopefully be back soon with some fresh content!
As for this story -- I mentioned a while...
2023-08-28 18:40:23 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Notes: Another of these! Prooobably be the last one that goes on Patreon, but they'll still be accessible, of course.
[fu/fu] [more tags below]
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Ownership of Qiyana had proven unexpectedly rewarding. Not only was the runt proving to be a pleasantly pliable, durable fucktoy, now th...
2023-08-21 20:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHello, tentacles! The promised Hades story is a little late, but finished, though I'm not posting it on this specific website. This one's an Ao3 exclusive, if ya catch my meaning, so check out my Linktree or the Discord to go check it out!
New poll coming soon, along with more Stiffed and Stuffed in a week or so!
C...
2023-08-11 03:28:04 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: I'm back! Sorry for the wait! My batteries died, leaving me out of power, and there was a whole clusterfuck of annoyance with trying to purchase, and return, new ones. But I've got a slap-fix for now and, after not having been able to work for a couple weeks, managed to quickly turn this bad boy out before the end of the month!
Ba...
2023-07-31 19:49:29 +0000 UTC View PostAll-new (very long) 13th MacMaster chapter mayyy or may not be done, but it isn't here. Maybe it's over there!
2023-07-15 18:30:54 +0000 UTC View PostYo! Just wanted everyone to know, since it's been a little while since the last story came out, that the upcoming one is very much underway. It's taking so long because, well, it itself is long, and the finished product is gonna be close to two stories in one. So yeah, it's a wait, but it's also gonna be a beast of a thing... that, annoyingly, will likely end up on Ao3, but at least it...
2023-07-01 20:48:53 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: More Deadslayer!!!
Next up is more MacMaster, followed by something completely different! Enjoy!
[fu/fu orgy]
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At last, Thiu and I are led into the lodge by Kana’set and her ‘sisters.’ Thiu, as usual, is decidedly more timid about the whole event than ...
2023-06-18 00:11:55 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Notes: Apparently May showers bring June... showers. It's been a rainy motherfucker out here, and with my lair being far from water-tight, that has brought some serious challenges when it comes to getting content out. However, I'm doing my best to adapt (and wishing for sunnier days ahead!) and bring to you now, the next installment of Padawan's Punishment...
2023-06-11 21:21:31 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: Had a pretty serious scare -- there was a big storm and rain got into my shack. My PC got wet and wouldn't turn on, and I was pretty sure I was giga-fucked, but after a couple days it's now working again! Woot!
Anywhos, here's Red Awakening! A bit of a smuttier installment, this time!
[story] [fu/fu] [vampire type s...
Author's Note: Hey, tentacles! First full story completed from my new... erm... not 'place' but... lair? Lair works. We'll go with lair. Cool people have lairs.
No plot to be found, but plenty to 'content' if ya catch my drift. Red Awakening will be up next, and then... who knows!
[fu/F/F] [more tags below]
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2023-05-21 20:38:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I initially considered saving my major update for when I'd actually finished a story, but... eh, fuck that. I've got my power supply set up, and my computer back up and running. The solar array is working a bit better than expected, but using my mobile hotspot for internet is really not as good as I'm used to.
Anyway, just thought everyone should know. I've started working again ...
2023-05-17 23:45:44 +0000 UTC View PostHey tentacles! Trying to post from my phone (hopefully this doesn't get swallowed or jumbled like other phone-post attempts) with a quick update. I got a bit of a runaround with trying to get power set up, the people I ordered my solar panels from neglected to send some of the other necessary parts, so those had to be re-ordered, and it's been raining non-stop for close to a week.
As thi...
Author's Note: Hey, tentacles! This'll be the last story I post from the old place. I'm moving out tomorrow and it'll take some time to get everything situated, so it may be a couple weeks before I'm physically able to put a new story up. Everything's in place, though, so expect me back as soon as possible!
In the meantime, hopefully this 7,000+...
2023-04-26 07:59:14 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Notes: ANOTHAH ONE
[fu/fu] [butt things] [cum things] [brat discipline]
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Everything had been different since that damnable mercenary had arrived. The blow to Qiyana’s reputation would be almost impossible to repair, especially with so many witnesses to the event. As such, the pint-siz...
2023-04-14 10:35:44 +0000 UTC View PostI'm pretty much outta time and outta hope. I'm redirecting my attention from 'trying to find a new apartment' to 'minimalizing impact for what's to come.' I have a place I'll be able to stay for a while, if... unfashionably (no power/water/internet/privacy), so my plan is to buy an external battery/solar panel and use that to run my PC so I can still work. So, if all goes according to plan,
Author's Notes: The show must go on! Here's a li'l commission I just finished up! I was asked to make the setting 'gothic' so I gave it a spin, trying to make a conforming mood and language style, so this turned out a little different! Hope you all enjoy!
[Fu(xmany)/F] [more below]
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Flakes of sn...
2023-04-03 21:22:11 +0000 UTC View PostSomething I've been not wanting to talk about, but we're kinda At That Point. I hate bringing problems here, but this is a pretty significant one. Understand that I am seeking neither sympathy nor charity (though either would be... cool?), merely issuing warning.
My roommate is ditching his lease (I still don't truly understand how) and just... leaving, in like a month. This leaves me ren...
2023-03-29 08:53:05 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: Y'all voted for Deadslayer! It's been a little while since the last installment, so I forgive anyone for needing to go back and refresh themselves, but it was a blast getting to revisit this story and world -- I actually finished the whole thing in one day (plus a nap)!
Hoping to get to do this again soon, and I think you'll all s...
2023-03-28 06:34:16 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: New Thief of Roads! With a new installment commissioned, it's finally time to revisit Addy and Kahara, and see how their situation has evolved since we last saw them so very long ago....
[story] [romance] [fu/fu] [anal]
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The next few days are somewhat strange. While it is ...
2023-03-25 11:22:34 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Notes: Last time y'all voted for "whatever I want," and while there are a lot of things I wanna take a stab at again, I really wanted to see where this story was headed, it's really intriguing to me. This one's light on smut but has a lot of story, and builds up to a BIG next chapter! Hope you enjoy!
Yadda yadda Disney please don't sue me. 2023-03-03 03:44:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Author's Note: Chapter nine? But didn't we already do chapter ten?!
We did. This is a little follow-up, or epilogue, to the ninth chapter! Just a short little thingy!
Still working on the book and the monthly short, with a full, proper MacMaster chapter coming very soon! Enjoy!
[story] [fu/fu] [all characters ar...
2023-02-28 14:35:08 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Notes: So, I've been pretty resistant to doing anything League of Legends-related for some time, and have actively refused multiple comm requests in the past, so this will probably come as at least something of a surprise. I actually turned this down too, originally... but, after seeing the characters and hearing the full pitch, I decided to give it a shot...
2023-02-25 06:43:36 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Notes: Follow up to Padawan's Paradise, intended to be the first of several parts! The girls have been pretty bad so far, but what will happen when they get caught?
And of course, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY (or Happy Single Awareness Day, depending!) to all my lovely, slippery little tentacles! Hope you have a great one, regardless of how you spe...
2023-02-15 01:03:28 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Notes: Liftoff!
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You offer another nod to the admiral. There’s a strange sense of finality and responsibility that you’re unused to, the thought that everyone is waiting on you to get this ship off the ground. Taking in a deep breath, you allow yourself the bares...
2023-02-01 00:07:35 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: Ahhhhh! More stuff very soon!
[story] [vampire type stuff]
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“Have fun in there?” Jack arches a brow as I make my way out, wiping my lips. “You certainly look… healthier.”
“This is certainly a place I look forward to returning to,” I sigh. Things do seem cle...
Author's Notes: Figured last chapter deserved a bit of extension! Here's the 'rest' of the scene!
[fu/fu/F] [more below]
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“Reward?” Emmy blinked, still idly licking the final remnants of the captain’s spunk from her lips. “You mean you… aren’t done?”
A hoarse bark of a chuckl...
2023-01-24 17:33:32 +0000 UTC View Post