Asterios & Sirancha

Thanks For The Patreon Money!

A lot of it touched my balls.

Science Friction 001: "The Garfield Backlash"

It's finally fucking here! Presenting: Science Friction, the sci-fi game show podcast where comedians score points for their opinions, and how close they are to my opinions. 

You big coconuts paid good money for this, so you're getting it a week early. Feel free to share it with whoever you want, or horde it to yourself, Gollum-style. Your cash, your choice!

Look At This Adorable Little Bastard Right Here

Thanks to Pikachai for making this badass new art for The Five Minute Podcast.  

Watch_Dogs 2: Can You Watch My Dogs This Weekend?

Patreon subscribers get this stuff two days early! Take that, assholes who can't read this because they're not subscribers! 

New Patreon Rewards!

Thanks to your support, I have enough cash on hand to buy a crapton of books and send them out to fans! So I'm introducing some new reward tiers for big coconuts...

$10+ PLEDGES GET THE CYBERBOOK, SIGNED!

From now on, anyone who pledges at the $15, $20 or $21 level will get a signed copy of The Di...

Julian Beardsly: Cinematic Attorney At Law

A few years back, I wrote a series of insane videos for the YouTube channel Cinefix. Here's one of my favorites, co-written by Devastator Press' Geoffrey Golden  and starring my bestie 2017-03-23 14:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

The Massivest Problemos In History

Last month, the coconuts took a poll & voted on my next audio bit! The winner: The Biggest Problem In History. Unfortunatley, the copyright to that property is now held by someone else. So this month, we're introducing...

THE MASSIVEST PROBLEMOS IN HISTORY!...

2017-03-18 19:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

VGO.BIZ #5: Turns Out, You're The Nazis!

The 5th episode of this EXPLOSIVE series! Watch the rest here.

"Waifu Wars" Is Coming

New YouTube show comin' in May! Shooting the pilot today with special guest Chuck, the commander of Fort Waifu.

Predator Commentary Track w/Dick Masterson!

Soundcloud Link: https://soundcloud.com/asteriosk/the-predator-commentary-track-feat-dick-masterson/s-WF6SF

Me and my buddy Dick Masterson square off against the manliest movie I've never seen: Predator!

The bes...

I Ate The Entire Fantastic Four Movie Tie-In Menu At Denny's

Something you may not realize about me: I'm an insane person who regularly disregards their own health for comedy. OK, maybe you did realize that.

A few years back, as part of  famed podcast "Jordan, Jesse, GO!" I ate the entire "Slamtastic Four" menu in one sitting at Denny's. Somehow, I'm still alive. Below is a link to coverage of this shockingly disgusting event:

2017-03-08 10:38:20 +0000 UTC View Post

ANIME WEEK: The Scourge of Anime Ends...For Now

TL;DR: Here's a comic I wrote & my livetweet of an all-night anime marathon. If anyone knows what the fuck anime I was watching, leave a comment. 

BUT BACK TO OUR PRECIOUS ANIME: At Comic Con in 2011, I wal...

ANIME WEEK: The Terrible Anime Challenge

TL;DR: I face the ultimate trial...watching ten straight minutes of anime.

THE STORY: You may be wondering, "Asterios, why are you wearing gold armor vest in this video? And why are you not calling yourself "Asterios?"

These are excellent questions! I'm sorry everything I make is so confusing.

In 2012, a costume armor company named 2017-02-21 18:49:06 +0000 UTC View Post

ANIME WEEK: Asterios Plays "Guess The Anime" At San Diego Comic-Con

TL;DR: In 2009, I stalked the halls of San Diego Comic Con, trying to figure out what the fuck people were cosplaying as based on nothing.

THE STORY: I love anime. Or, as my girlfriend Sriracha calls it, "animoo." 

I love anime despite knowing nothing about it, not really watching it, and not really liking it. 

As a kid, I watched "S...

New YouTube Series: VideoGameObliterator.biz

tl;dr: Watch the very first episode of Tom Philips' new webseries here.

THE STORY: Hey, check it out...it's a video series that would absolutley not exist without your Patreon support! 

When my buddy Tom Philips came to me years ago, he wanted h...

The Disavowment of Boisterous Coconuts

Admiral Ackbar's Dream Date CD-ROM Game (Desktop Only)

TL;DR: Sit at your computer (NOT phone), pop this bastard open, and see if you can win the game! Make sure to turn YouTube annotations on, tho.

THE STORY: Something I like to do on this feed is tell stories of projects that never got popular, but that I still like.

For example: 2017-01-05 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Michael Thernovich & The Magical Pill Factory

TL;DR: Take an audio tour of Mikey T's magical pill-porium!

THE STORY:  The Five Minute Podcast can be anything the listener wants it to be. So patreoni Lakeambra sent in this request:

"I have a golden ticket to Mike Cernovich's mysterious and magical pill factory. In the voice of Mike Cernovich, please give me the tour. Describe all the amazing p...