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Science Friction 019: Decking Off

You get this episode early because you are nice and sweet.

It's our first ever digital-cyber call episode! Star Wars Minute host Alex Robinson and YouTube sensation Mumkey Jones dial in f...

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Waifu Wars 003: TEASER!!

Coming up: these three weebs discuss some kind of show called "Medika Mechaniko" or something. It's like a Sailor Moon rip off but the girls get tricked by a cat into making wishes and becoming witches. I have no idea what this show is, I'm not kidding, I'm trying as hard as I can to remember the name of it. Anyway, it'll be out as soon as we can, both me and our editor Barry have the flu.

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Science Friction 018: "Never Tell Me The Odds"

Happy New Year! You get this episode early because you pledge – THANK YOU!

I had to move heaven and earth itself, but I finally scheduled two bona-fide Star Wars experts to REALLY get into The Last Jedi. Joining me: Pete the Retailer from Star Wars Minute, and Cake Boss Ralph, who crashed on my couch after the recording in his Chewbacca PJ's!

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Science Friction 017: "Switch It Up"

You get this episode EARLY, because your Patreon support came...right on time.

Also...

UNBOXING DAY IS COMING! 

If you wanna send me random crap to open up on my patreon-exclusive livestream,...

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Waifu Wars 002: Misa Amane vs You Watanabe, with Mumkey Jones

You're getting this video early because you're a Patreon supporter! REVEL IN YOUR POWER! SHOVE IT IN THE FACES OF YOUR LOVED ONES!

Anyway: on this episode of Waifu Wars, two nerds debate which fake cartoon characters they'd rather have sex with, while I look for an ocean to slowly walk into forever.

Also, here's the audio if you're stuck in the car: 2017-12-09 16:27:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Science Friction 016: Drunk Diver

Live from a movie theater in Times Square, it's a bunch of stoned assholes talkin' bout Justice League!

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Science Friction 015: "Emotional Support Porg"

You get this episode early because you support me on Patreon – THANK YOU! Hope you enjoy this tour through the wild world of Porgs.

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Science Friction 014: "Kool Skool"

Patreon subscribers get this early! Thanks, yo.

In this week's mission, we watch the latest Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer! Is our disappointment as large as Starkiller Base when compared to the size of the original Death Star? Listen, and find out!

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The Faces Of Spite

Spite! It's always a good look. And here's some good-looking folks to prove it! 

Hot Canadian pole-dancing Spite!

A very spiteful baby vows revenge on the world that will wrong him.

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The Latest Prizes From The Science Fiction Arcade Redemption Center

Remember: some of these prizes are actually punishments!

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Here's Some Podcasts I've Guested On That Are Now Dead!

Soundcloud Link: https://soundcloud.com/asteriosk/sets/podcasts-ive-guested-on-that-are-now-dead/s-w8t8O 

I've been making guest appearances on podcasts since before we even had the word "podcast." Back then...

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The 24 Worst Star Trek Books Of All Time

I wrote this a few years back with my friend Hana, and I kinda wish I could get paid to only do this, all of the time, forever. Check out all the covers at the link!

2017-08-26 02:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Science Friction 010: "Husbando Pillow"

You get this a day early because you give me your precious, precious love. Also cash. But also love, thank you for caring about me.

I'm really, really enjoying making Science Friction. My next step is to buy four cheap USB cameras and find a way to videotape this show in a cool way with onscreen graphics for points and everything! Hopefully by the next episode. 

During this s...

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Nerds Pitch Me Their Indie Comics! + SF 009 + General Updates

TL;DR: Here's a video I made...oh god...like ten years ago where nerds pitched me their shitty comics, and I made fun of them!

A GENERAL UPDATE FROM KOKKINOS INDUSTRIES 

Hey! I'm at JFK airport, about to fly into LA to do one of my favorite podcasts, The Dick Show

I've got a...

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Mass Texts From Your Drug Dealer, A First Year Marketing Major

Sandpaper & I wrote this lil' article around New Year's, and I still really dig it. Hope you do too.

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WELCOME TO HELL

I'm your host, the creepy guy from moulin rouge

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McHeaven

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Livestream And Fan Meetup This Saturday Night At A New Jersey McDonald's

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Science Friction 005: "Troi Vey"

It's college reunion time in Ten Forward! Or in Quark's, or the Zocalo, just pick a sci-fi bar, we're drinkin' in it!

This week, my old college comedy buddies and I play a little Counselor Troivia, and then talk about ALF for not nearly long enough. 

Listen! Enjoy! 

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Asterios in "Happy Place" As A Pizza-Loving Superhero

My old comedy buddy Grant Pardee made this little webseries, and it never got much love! 

AND I NEED LOVE CONSTANTLY TO LIVE.

The premise: Grant's the only human working in an office filled with angry, passive-aggressive puppets. So he escapes into a fantasy world where he's friends with pizza-loving superhero...

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...The Fight!

As I write this, I'm in the back of a car with War of the Fanboys and his...kitten. 

He brought a girl dressed like a kitten. 

We're headed to a UFC gym, so we'll be there soon. 

Jesus fucking christ, what is happening to my life. 

See you guys soon!

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My First Time on Star Wars Minute: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!

One of my favorite podcasts in the world is Star Wars Minute. It's a daily podcast that analyzes the Star Wars movies one minute at a time. 

Seriously! 

So much happens in each  minute of Star Wars that hosts Pete...

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Science Friction 004: "401-K Stars"

You're getting this early because you're a goddamn Patreon supporter. Thank you, and I hope you enjoy the fuck out of it.

Also: here it is on Soundcloud in case you need it on Soundcloud for some reason! 

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A Bonus Commentary Track: Rocky's 1-6 w/Dick Masterson!

My friend Dick Masterson & I decided to do something truly stupid: watch all six "Rocky" movies at once, and record a commentary track for all of View Post

BONUS! Science Friction Bonus #1: "The Boob Dick Murder Show"

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/asteriosk/science-friction-bonus-magic-lucite-pyramid/s-T9SI2 

(Also attached as an MP3 & playable through the terrible Patreon app.)

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Where Your Patreon Money Goes, Pt. II

Transparency! It's what kokonuts CRAVE. You guys deserve to know where your cashola goes, so here's some info!

Something I didn't have room for: the awesome freelancers I can pay to make crazy bullshit for me. If it wasn't for your cash, I wouldn't be able to hire people like Zwick! , 2017-05-11 16:27:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Thanks To Your Support, I Can Be More Spiteful Than Ever

I love you guys so fucking much.

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How To Subscribe To Science Friction!

There's a million different ways to subscribe! OK, there's seven, but whatever – subscribe!

iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/science-friction-with-asterios-kokkinos/id1225093786?mt=2

Google Play: 2017-05-04 07:02:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Science Friction 002: "Roll For A Psych Degree"

You're getting this episode early because I love you. Also, you're a Patreon subscriber. But more the first thing.

Speaking of love: wanna win a "Spite" t-shirt before anyone else gets one? You're in luck! 2017-04-26 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

VGO.BIZ – Star Citizen: Make Your Own Game Edition! + Updates

Patreon subscribers get this video + all my stuff a few days early! Hope you enjoy. 

SCIENCE FRICTION UPDATE: the public release schedule will be 1st & 3rd thursdays of every month. You guys will get the episodes early AND bonus content in the form of extra games! Stay tuned -- I'm having a LOT of fun screaming about scifi bullshit to my terrified comedian friend...

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