Wow. Well, we were gonna have a fun debate in this episode, but Sirancha kinda short circuits one of the girls immediately by pointing out their dark, criminal past. I gotta say -- this may have been the most fun I've had on Waifu Wars, just watching Sirnachos go ham in an anime debate.
2018-06-04 20:45:23 +0000 UTC View Post
MP3 attached and in the patreon-only RSS!
Video's comin' up next. It's six gigs so it's taking FOREVER to upload.
Here's a teaser trailer to tide you over for the next 8 minutes: https://youtu.be/See8iEcAAEk
2018-06-04 20:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
"PORGS!" It's not just something you scream during sex...it's also the name of the latest canonical Star Wars cartoon, "PORGS!"
And we review the fuck out of "PORGS!" on this all-new episode of Porg Chatter. You ca...
2018-05-28 06:31:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey! This is one of the biggest podcasts in the fucking world, and they were nice enough to have me over to talk about how a comedian sued me for making fun of him for $20,000,000.
Listen up, and tell 'em to have me back and that I'm not annoying (lie to them):
Reddit: http...
2018-05-24 17:43:36 +0000 UTC View Post
In an all porg judicial system, nothing would get done...EXCEPT SNUGGLES AND HUGS! Sure, innocent men would likely be put to death, but you gotta break a few eggs.
BUT NOT PORG EGGS.
DON'T EVEN SUGGEST THIS, YOU MONSTER.
Yes, his name is "Ass Burger!"
On his second channel, my ol' pal Mumkey Jones has a movie podcast called "Is It Kino?" Last night, we decided to mash it up with some Science Friction, and record a knock down, drag out, incredibly civil discussion about Avengers: Infinity War.
Enjoy, and ...
2018-05-08 16:08:37 +0000 UTC View Post
The children are our future, and they need our help.
The future is fucked.
In this episode, we hear from a kid who needs more YouTube views, and a kid who's having trouble goading his classmates into fistfights. The answer to both? Non-stop dabbing.
Also: we get our first "follow up." A kid from episode 3 writes in to tell us how our advice went. Did he end up dead?! Listen, and find...
2018-05-07 13:27:34 +0000 UTC View Post
i had to get REAL tore up to sit through this. it's a weird discussion where some guy, i guess he's youtube famous or something (his name is "Wang?") keeps talking about these cartoons like they're pieces of meat and it's just very uncomfortable. i mean literal pieces of meat, like he literally talks about their "thigh...
2018-05-02 17:10:45 +0000 UTC View Post
0:09 The Simpsons
8:15 Netflix Crossover
14:47 Captain Planet SJW
21:23 Farm→2→Table
29:18 Marital Advice
40:41 Favorite Restaurant
49:01 Fighting Words
54:37 No Text All Voice
1:00:47 Red Letter Media: The Essential Self-Hating Nerds
1:07:18 THE ILLUMINATI
1:13:47 College Major
1:23:23 Life Changing
1:28:28 [Outro]
I’m as transparent as a goddamn ghost!
Every few months I make one of these little reports telling you where your hard earned money is going. Let’s start with 2018’s expenses:
Ahahahahahaha! Hmmmmm...
2018-04-28 13:56:40 +0000 UTC View Post
THIS WEEK'S MISSION: THE GREAT VOYAGER DEBATE!!
No joke: my two guests Marly Halpern-Graser & Josie Campbell love Voyager. Josie likes it more than Deep Space Nine, which is insane to me, but god damn if she didn't make some pretty compelling points.&n...
2018-04-23 04:22:17 +0000 UTC View Post
You'll never believe this, but I, Asterios Kokkinos, somehow made a bad financial decision.
I will wait for you collect yourself.
I made way too many of these goddamn Santa tees. So I'm gonna give away ten tee shirts to random people who follow me on twitch.
You know, a platform I ...
Here's a sneak peek at how the sausage is made!
I was gonna stop doing Waifu Wars because I can't afford an editor anymore. BECAUSE OF YOU-KNOW-FUCKING-WHAT.
I had episode 4 in the can. The plan: I would edit it myself eventually. And as a guy with a real-life dayjob, that's not easy.
But Mr. Maxwell Kimball 2018-04-14 19:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
New episode! I talk with two of my favorite people – animation writers Marly Halpern Graser & Josie Campbell school me on how to write for Batman, The Teen Titans, and pretty much all the DC superheros that you've ever seen on Cartoon Network. <...
2018-04-12 01:12:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Last friday night, Cake Boss Ralph and I did a patreon-only D&D livestream called "The One Man Party!" He was the DM, and I was the sole player.
Why? Because everyone is worse at D&D than me! I don't want them fucking up my game!
I consider myself to be the world's best D&D player. I know wha...
2018-04-09 16:13:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy monday, dammit! We're trying something new here at Kokkinos Industries. Give it a listen, leave a comment telling me what ya'll think.
0:00 – [Intro]
1:06 – Valentine's Gifts
8:18 – Qui Gon's List
13:33 – Wolverine's Intervention
20:05 – Help Me Lose Weight!
26:14 – Ocarina of Shitting on Your Mom
32:22 – Talking to Girls in Public
47:00&nb...
Hey! I don't just make an absurd amount of podcasts – I also guest on them. Here's a ton of my appearances from over the past few months:
2018-04-01 06:50:26 +0000 UTC
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How can you possibly come back from calling your teacher "Dad?"
What happens when your edgelord friends grow up?
And what do you do when a girl tells you she likes you, you run away from that girl, an older boy tries to talk to you about it, and you subsequently beat the shit out of him?
Find out, on this week's episode of ASTERIOS KILLS A KID!
2018-03-23 15:40:28 +0000 UTC View Post
We bought a porg! He's gigantic and adorable, and you'll hear all about him in this brand new episode of Porg Chatter.
2018-03-19 12:46:46 +0000 UTC View Post
My plan: recording some live episodes of Asterios Kills A Kid & The Five Minute Podcast. None of that happened.
2018-03-16 15:31:24 +0000 UTC View PostI speak to some of the funniest dudes in comedy: The Thought Cops. They're Grant Mooney & Kevin Podas, and each week they call bullshit on pop culture's biggest offenders.
2018-03-12 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We taped the pilot to Porg Chatter three times until we got it...
Here's an unaired attempt, shared only with you d00dz!
Here's the latest episode of Science Friction! The guests were two of my comedy heroes, Mike & Phil from the legendary Chicago sketch comedy troupe Superpunk! You can hear their podcast 2018-02-23 21:51:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Wasp sting your friend? 8th graders steal your snowball? A girl has bigger boobs than you? This episode's all about getting your revenge.
This is Producer Jesse welcoming you to another episode of Asterios Kills a Kid! If at any point while listening to the following you think, "Man, I know a kid with problems way more fucked up than this," go find that child, place them in fron...
2018-02-20 12:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I can't really believe what I'm seeing either.
One of my oldest and coolest supporters is musician ACIOU. One month, he for a Five Minute Podcast's worth of random phrases he could turn into a techno song.
I was drunk at the Sao Paolo airport, and ranted into my ZOOM h4N on the floor outside the bathroom (which I had co...
2018-02-17 19:21:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to PORG CHATTER! The world's first and only podcast dedicated entirely to PORGS. In our first amazing episode, we examine Disney's first out-and-proud gay couple, who happen to be PORGS! Proof above!
But for the WHOLE story, you're gonna have to listen...to PORG CHATTER! Hosted by Sriracha, with...
2018-02-08 19:05:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy shit these three weebs will not shut the fuck up about some dumb cartoon where Sailor Moon girls make wishes and become god and then someone steals half of God's power by invading Sailor Moon "valhalla" and becomes the devil. I'm not kidding or exaggerating at all: that is what this show is about. I thought it was called "Mediko Mekaniko" but it's actually called "Madoka Magica" and the girls...
2018-02-06 22:51:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Srancho & I answer REAL questions from kids, then give REAL advice that might REALLY get them killed!
The story: for months, a Five Minute Podcast listener named Jesse would send me real questions from kids, and have me answer them while drunk. I had so much fun doing it, I turned it into an entire damn show!
2018-01-30 19:08:28 +0000 UTC View Post
When I ended The Five Minute Podcast, I didn't think people would notice. I thought, "You're doing Science Friction, Waifu Wars, crazy audio bits...people probably won't care."
But every week, I get a message like the one above asking for me to improvise insane bullshit.
Well, you want insane bullshit, you'll get insane bullshit!
Everyone pledging +$15 o...
2018-01-27 18:39:30 +0000 UTC View Post
