VIDEO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18HqCGCPJBI
After a week hiatus, we're back with more Boomer/Zoomer action! Despite the extra week to refine our discombobulated minds, we still haven't fully recovered from the infamous Andy Signore interview from the previous episode...
2018-10-28 04:22:16 +0000 UTC View Post
It's finally done! It's finally here! Three of the most socially inept people I have ever met in my life talk about cartoon girls while I claw my goddamn eyes out in a desperate search for relief. Enjoy!
2018-10-25 13:39:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Henlo it’s Skinachos. Asterios won’t let me watch anime until I write this post copy, so enjoy this episode of Porg Chatter before I put myself in an Idolm@ster coma like the worthless piece of human garbage that I am. Speaking of rotting garbage, in this episode, we return from the Mecca of Porgs: Orlando, Florida. I have recently come into possession of three new sons:
PLEASE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY AND MY TOPIC SERIOUSLY
8pm EST @ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rVbqZ8CKrU
discord for call-in: https://discord.gg/hVajyK
2018-10-19 18:53:14 +0000 UTC View Post
We're back for episode two with a very special guest: Andy Signore, the creator of Honest Trailers, Movie Fights, and multiple enraged Twitter accounts. Is Andy innocent of the various claims multiple parties have made against him? Did he listen to episode one of this podcast before agreeing to come on for episode two? Will Asterios quit the show in a fit of righteous indignation? All this and ...
2018-10-13 19:04:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Uh...I've been a little "woe is me" lately. Yeah, shit sucks sometimes. But I'm also pretty damn lucky, and I don't wanna forget that!
My arms and legs work. My head doesn't hurt constantly. I may be jobless, but at least I'm not homeless. And I'm certainly not friendless!
I've got warm, wonderful parents. Adorable nieces and nephews who pronounce my name hilariously. I've got...
2018-10-12 19:46:04 +0000 UTC View Post
DA MUMKEY & I are podcasting together!
I love this sweet little sweetie named Mumkey Jones. But he's like 900 years younger than me. So we've launched a podcast where we try and understand each other's weird fucked up cultures.
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boEGdWTcTwU&a...
2018-10-07 00:19:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Who won "The Hell In The Cell?" Certainly not the people who paid hundreds of dollars to not see a finish!
But also: not me. I think Eric beat me by a point or two -- I called The Shield to win both the tag match AND the cage match, and I was dead wrong. Who'd guess the WWE would start protecting its heels?! 2018-10-04 08:41:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Ohayo gozaimasu! It’s Srirancha back with a brand new track—and it’s a new episode of Porg Chatter!
Yesterday, I got so high that I forgot how to work my own limbs. But you know whodoesn’t need help using his arms and legs to move her fat lil body? Not Tallard, my new 4...
2018-09-24 08:15:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha and I are in Orlando writing a new book and visiting my MOMMY!
We were doing some classic shitposting at the classic chain restaurant "Bahama Breeze" when longtime listener Brady offered us $15 to do a 5MP right on the spot over Twitter.
So I whipped ou...
2018-09-21 06:52:42 +0000 UTC View Post
I love wrestling, and I bet some of the people in this audience do to!
In this new show, me and my old college bestie Larnock The Destroyer predict who's gonna win WWE PPV matches each month.
We keep score, and the loser has to suffer a deliciously ironic punishment.
It's like an Oscar pool, but with even less logic!
2018-09-16 19:18:44 +0000 UTC View Post
We're back! After a long hiatus spent making 983 other podcasts, Science Friction warps in with all-new episode!
And this time, we embrace the NEW. Forget that crusty ol' TNG – this week, we review episodes of 2018's hottest sci-fi shows, including Lost In Space, The Expanse and Altered Carbon.
Never heard of those shows? Me neither – I googled "new sci-fi that...
2018-09-10 09:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The fuck? I'm not even IN this episode! Some Asterios Kokkinos Podcast Factory this turned out to be...here's the description from the Mother of Porgs herself, Siranche:
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Hello! It's Srirancha, coming to you with a brand new episode of Porg Chatter--featuring the one and only Minnesota lawyer Nick Rekieta. 2018-09-03 08:57:33 +0000 UTC View Post
More people could use a little Zwick in their lives!
That's why I'm launching ZWICK APPRECIATION WEEK. It's a campaign to tell content creators about America's Favorite Editor Boi, and find ways for them to work together.
Why would I share my secret weapon? Because he's so goddamn good, I know he could help a LOT of people. Podcasters would sound better, YouTubers would have crisper...
2018-08-27 08:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
New episode! Here's the description from Producer Jesse:
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For the first and last time, Asterios kills some adults.
Producer Jesse here! We've had a whole gaggle of callers since our last episode went live, which is great. Thank you all so much for leaving your voicemails at (347) 705-7617, and for 2018-08-22 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The following was written by Sirancha, my insane co-host:
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Hello it’s Sir Nachos, coming to you with the first ever bonus episode of Porg Chatter!
If you haven’t seen Mumkey Jones Stops a School Shooting, I recommend that you drop what you’re doing and go watch it before “D...
2018-08-20 04:27:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Is Voyager as bad as we remember?
As a kid, I gave Voyager like 6 episodes before getting bored. And I remember thinking to myself, "That's weird, I literally cry if I miss an episode of Deep Space Nine. Why don't I care about this show?"
I didn't hate Janeway, Chakotay, or Tuvok. I didn't hate the ship, the CGI or the music. I even liked the premise -- Star Trek meets Lost In Space...
2018-08-13 09:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
hey ya'll! here's the audio, straight from the mixing board. we didn't mic the audience so they sound a little quiet (yes...that's why they sound quiet...) but we all sound pretty fuckin' good. hope you enjoy!
2018-08-06 23:36:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey! I'm writing you from a fourteen-hour long trainride that'll take me from North Carolina back home. I had a pretty fantastic weekend with my buddy Mumkey Jones and his fabulous friends. If you don't know who they are, they're featured in the most recent episode of 2018-07-30 20:02:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Take the sweet sounds of us almost getting killed wherever you go!
2018-07-26 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha and I have a new porg!
He's Wallard's brother, but he's very small, so his name is...SMOLLARD:
You'll hear all about him, AND get to vote on his fate, on this week's episode of P-P-P-POOORRGG CHATTEERRRR!!
2018-07-23 16:13:41 +0000 UTC View Post
oh man i love giving you guys this shit early. nobody else is getting this until friday. it's naruto vs pokemon with assburger and mumkey jones...ENJOY!
2018-07-22 08:20:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's Producer Jesse to talk about this week's episode! Also: you can leave a voicemail for AKAK at (347) 705-7617.
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To Catch a Thrift-Shop-Owner, getting mean taunts out of your orbit, and what to do when you discover your teacher's twitter account...
Producer Jesse here! Why don't you take a seat right over there? It's time we had a talk...
2018-07-16 09:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the cooking show for people who hate cooking!
Do you wish your mommy still made your food? Are you addicted to take-out? Is your fridge nothing but cheap beer and string cheese?
If so, you NEED my new show NEET Eats. In it, me and professional chef Jeff Pest teach YOU how to cook using only a hot plate!&nb...
2018-07-05 12:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Porgs don't use alcohol to escape their problems! They're only addiction is hugs.
Sadly, Sirancha and I aren't porgs. We open this episode with a, frankly, unusually sincere conversation about how we both need to drink a little less.
But then we talk about Porgs so it's all ok, my dudes!
2018-07-02 05:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Today is the first operational day of my new business, SPITE INCORPORATED!
But WHO deserves to be spited? Sound off in the comments for a free consultation from the PRESIDENT of Spite Incorporated.
I know a lot of cool people! Do YOU? If not, you will soon...because I'm forcing them to talk to me on my new podcast, "Asterios Talks To Strangers!"
This week, we talk to my ol' pal Izzy Nobre. He's a Canadian/Brazilian YouTube star known for being a huge goddamn nerd about everything. I order you to love him!...
2018-06-25 10:18:10 +0000 UTC View Post
They said it couldn't be done!
They said that there was no way a podcast about porgs would EVER hit 7,000 downloads!
And YOU PROVED THEM WRONG.
Porg Chatter, the only podcast in the world that is EXCLUSIVELY about porgs, just crossed the magic 7,000 download mark. The established mark of excellence and quality for ALL podcasts, porg-centric or otherwise! 7,000 downloads! Let's...
2018-06-18 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's have the next one in maybe late July? Any good ideas where we should do it?
Also gonna be live on Twitch tomorrow night at like 9EST. TWITCH.TV/ASTERIOSKOKKINOS
SF023 stars two of my favorite podcasters: Kevin Cole & Jeff Pennington.
Kevin DM's a D&D podcast called Pretend Friends, and Jeff runs a Star Trek podcast called M-Class. I love both of these dudes, and after you listen, you will too! 2018-06-11 17:54:08 +0000 UTC View Post