TLP #10: Everything You Wanted To Know About GarfieldEATS & Sex
Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.
Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.
And Sirancha talks about...GarfieldEATS.
Asterios & Sirancha posts
BvZ #21: Boomer Sobriety Check: The Quest For 3000
Asterios has a shocking update on The Sobriety Bet.
Mumkey has harsh words for Sirancha.
And Survivor talk invades yet another fine podcast from patreon.com/asterios.
#BomboVsZombo
2019-04-04 11:51:50 +0000 UTC View Post$5 Livestream: Porg Chatter Returns!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ2JZY5eOuk
2019-04-03 01:17:20 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #9: Normal Porn For Normal People
Sirancha wants better porn for women.
Asterios has a few ideas.
Sirancha hates them.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-03-29 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostBvZ #20: The "Oomer" Test
On this week's BamZam, ASTERIOS MADE A HORRIBLE BET THAT IF THIS EPISODE GETS 3000 DOWNLOADS, HE'LL GO SOBER FOR A FULL YEAR. HAHAHAHAHA SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW AT THE FOLLOWING LINK, THIS IS FOR REAL, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA:
http://boomervszoomer.libsyn.com/
Meanwhile, the guys give advice to listeners wondering which...
2019-03-27 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostSirancha's Sinful Survivor Aftershow
Sirancha is drunk, Asterios is baked, and they both have VERY strong opinions on this week's Survivor!
Even if you don't watch Survivor, I think you'll still enjoy this. I've seen three episodes of Survivor in my whole life. The show's just batshit insane.
2019-03-25 15:36:21 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #8: WackDonalds Secrets & Sirancha's Survivor Screed
Asterios reveals the terrifying secret of McDonalds All Day Breakfast.
Sirancha is astounded at the longevity of Wendy.
(That's Wendy from "Survivor," not Wendy's from Wendy's.)
(Who we also love.)
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-03-22 23:07:32 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #7: To Catch One, You Must Be One
Sirancha loves Cilantro.
Asterios hates ASMR.
And Tallard sees...beyond the veil.
2019-03-17 15:36:44 +0000 UTC View PostBvZ #19: Zoomer vs. Himself
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be0hcCdxsQI
This week on the Zoomy Zoomy Boom Boom:
Asterios calls the principal's office kid for an update on the beatings he's received from his Mexican father, Mumkey recants a cute story about his girlfriend cheating o...
2019-03-14 22:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #6: Fan Unboxings + Sirancha's Survivor Showdown!
Sirancha is enraged at this year's Survivor twist.
Asterios opens a very emotional gift.
And both want you to play Tiny Bird Garden.
2019-03-08 23:06:31 +0000 UTC View PostBvZ #18: Zoomer vs. The End...?
Mumkey tries to outrun a podcast losing streak.
Asterios gets a frantic text from a fan sent to the principal's office.
And for the first time ever...THE DOOMER REPORT.
#SaveBvZ
TLP #5: Asterios Kills A Kid Presents, "Hard Up For Heroin"
The kids want their heroin.
It's our job to...help?
And: Asterios plays a dangerous game of Would You Rather.
2019-03-02 07:22:25 +0000 UTC View PostBvZ #17: Boomer vs. Notch
This week's Boomie/Zoomie dives deep into some depressing topics: mental illness, domestic abuse denial, Notch's twitter antics -- truly a dark blight on the typically glowing whimsy of the podcast! But will there be a light at the end of the tunnel? Will Mumkey hang himself from the top bunk with a belt? WILL NOTCH COME TO MUMKEY'S HOUSE TO PLAY SMASH BROS AND EAT PIZZA? All this and a whole l...
2019-02-28 17:05:10 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #4: Waifu Wars LIVE!
It's like Sirancha always says:
"You cant watch anime without seeing a little brother-fucking."
FFS.
Patre-o's: you'll get episodes early, every Friday. Plebs have to wait until Monday. Have a great weekend and stay away from Anime.
2019-02-23 00:04:56 +0000 UTC View PostBoomer Learns About Kingdom Hearts
It won the poll by a SINGLE vote!
(Don't worry: bonus Porg Chatter is coming ASAP.)
These games are a fucked up nightmare. There's like 30 of them, and they're all on goofy platforms like cell phones sold only in Japan.
But I'll be damned if I don't let my buddy Von Bolt teach me EVERYTHING there is to know about Japan's greatest gift to cosplay...KINGDOM HEARTS!
2019-02-22 14:19:16 +0000 UTC View PostBvZ #16: The Dale Gribble YouTube Experience
Mumkey makes a powerful ally.
Asterios gives powerful sexual advice.
And Dale Gribble is powerfully triggered.
2019-02-20 21:33:37 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #3: Who Is The Worst Fictional Animal?
Sirancha hates Chewbacca.
Asterios hates Bambi.
And our lovely callers hate making sense.
2019-02-15 12:03:09 +0000 UTC View PostBvZ #15: Big Boomer
Mumkey mourns the loss of Tom Green.
Asterios pitches a cyberpunk reboot of a Greek drama.
And Notch cries alone in his solid gold hot tub.
All this AND a particularly horrifying joke about Mumkey's grandmother on this week's Bombo vs. Zombo!
2019-02-12 17:10:27 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #2: Memes Are A Secret Shame
Sirancha has some sharp opinions on the Shaggy meme.
Asterios insists Porg Chatter isn't dead.
And a pornographic comic book featuring our hosts gets some story notes.
2019-02-08 06:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostBvZ #14: The Great Good Boy Point Heist
HELLO THERE!
Fresh off sold-out back-to-back live shows in NYC, your favorite old guy/short guy combo-pak return to fill your ears with an hour of assorted nonsense.
IN THIS EPISODE: we recap our live shows, talk about the time Asterios nearly worked for Michael Moore, and pitch a new movie where incels must steal one million good boy points...OR DIE!
So listen...OR DIE!...
2019-02-06 03:01:57 +0000 UTC View PostThe DISCO Twins #3: "New Eden" and "Primal Urges"
This week: we watch Star Trek Discovery S2E2: "New Eden" & The Orville S2E2: "Primal Urges."
They're both not great!
Follow Erich on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/caedus1138
2019-02-01 00:38:54 +0000 UTC View PostBoomer vs. Zoomer vs. Porg Chatter: Live In NYC (Audio)
Here's the HQ audio from the board from our live BvZvPC. Zwick edited it, and we hope you love it.
And don't forget: TOMORROW at 1PM EST, we'll be launching THE LOUDEST PODCAST!
$15+ subs, stay tuned for a video link tomorrow about an hour before airtime.
2019-01-30 21:40:37 +0000 UTC View PostBoomer vs. Zoomer vs. Porg Chatter: LIVE from NYC! (Video)
We had SO MUCH GODDAMN FUN at this show!
Boomer Vs. Zoomer #13: Zoomer vs. The City of New York
Hey! We got two BIG live shows coming up this weekend, so Mumkey's in NYC crashing on our couch for like two goddamn weeks. We've been going at it pretty hard since the moment he walked in the door, so apologies for this episode being late. Hope you tune into this Saturday night's livestream!
Get $5 off tickets to our BRAND NEW FRIDAY SHOW with code "number1" here: ...
2019-01-24 03:20:22 +0000 UTC View PostThe DISCO Twins #2: "Brother" & Orville's S2 Premiere, "Ja'loja"
There's a lot of online chatter about how The Orville is good and Discovery is bad, or vice versa. So this week, I said, "I'll watch both shows and talk about them." And I did!
Follow Erich on YouTube, dammit!
2019-01-23 22:35:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe DISCO Twins #1: The Maiden Voyage
Me and fellow Mumkey-verse podcaster Erich McCoy (or as Sirancha calls him, "E-bitch McSoy") are both BIG fans of Star Trek: Discovery! So we'll be doing a weekly watchalong show for season two. This first episode focuses on the "Short Treks," a series of 15 minute in-universe shorts that 2019-01-17 00:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
D&D #1: Ice Cold Stuffins
Improvised adventure awaits!
In this one-shot campaign, Sirancha and I explore a magical kingdom where fire and ice collide, lesbian romance turns sour, and many a carotid artery are eaten!
Enter adventure! Enter romance! Enter...THE KINGDOM OF ROOM TEMPERATONIA!
2019-01-16 21:39:52 +0000 UTC View PostBoomer vs. Zoomer #12: Zoomer vs. Susan
Who gets more triggered: Boomers or Zoomers? Is Louis CK's new material Louis P.U.? And what are the ingredients for my hot new drink, "The Orlando Sunrise?" Hear these things AND an update on the status of my all-new social media team on this week's Boomer vs. Zoomer, live from my mom's kitchen in Orlando Florida!
And yes: I'm not wearing any pants, because why would anyone do that? They...
2019-01-14 04:37:25 +0000 UTC View Post