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This Month's Sticker: Queen of the CHAZ

Silence, capitalist dogs! These six blocks belong to the PORGS. 

You've only got until October 31st to snag this limited edition sticker, with art by Mimi Yori.

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TLP #87: Video Edition! Sonic & The Curious Case of Tamers12345 w/NIKO!

Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog.  

Asterios holds a troll trial.  

And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams.

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TLP #87: Sonic & The Curious Case of Tamers12345 (with NIKO!)

Video version will be up tonight! Sorry, we are both now sick as fuck.

Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog.

Asterios holds a troll trial.

And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams.

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LNK #7: The Wholesome Episode

Asterios determines the best variant of Reese's Cup.

Lime tells us about his best Christmas ever.

And Dunkaroos are back!

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TLP #86: Spicy McNuggets & The Travis Scott Meal Review

Sirancha is sick, so no video edition this week -- sorry =(

Lime Jinjo has "balls" issues.

Asterios has issues with the lack of hardcore sex in Beastars.

And both blame the "Super Size Me" guy for everything else.

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TLP #85: We Recorded Two Versions In Case The President Died + Eromanga Sensei & Beastars Chatter

Sirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei.

Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars.

And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer?

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DSJ #5: Reviewing Each Others My Anime List's

Niko's been keeping a MAL for over ten years. She clearly has one or ten personality disorders.

Sirancha just started hers. She clearly has no friends.

Enjoy this incredibly weeby bullshit. 

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TLP #84: Summer Anime Roundup + A Sex Scientist Explains "The Feet People"

Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever. 

Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself.

And real-life sex scientist Connor Leshner explains "The Feet People."

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This Month's Sticker: Socks & Stonks

Sirancha's making a killing in the sock market! Celebrate her gains with this priceless sticker, featuring art by Mimi Yori.

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TLP #83: We Review Influencer Apologies + Why Asterios Nuked The Discord

Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. 

Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. 

And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.

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TLP #83: Video Edition! We Review Influencer Apologies + Why Asterios Nuked The Discord

Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. 

Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. 

And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.

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Email: theloudestpodcast@gmail.com 

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Here's the new discord server!

Don't share the link -- it's patreon only

https://discord.gg/Jauv7yq

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TLP #82: Sirancha Serves On A Murder Trial + Funko or Fakeo: Cereal Edition

Asterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs.

Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy."

And the Sock Market hits an all time high.

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LNK #6: Mario vs. Sonic

Asterios heavily identifies with a fat, ethnic plumber.

Lime heavily identifies with a timid Japanese teen psychic.

And Mario refuses to apologize for kidnapping and whipping an ape!

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TLP #81: Who's In The Fat Guy Hall of Fame?

Sirancha threatens to sell her socks.

Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss.

And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon?

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Christory #13: The Penis Episode

Sirancha puts Asterios through a grueling 14-video gauntlet.

Ending in an event CWC calls: 

"Their biggest mistake."

#therewillbecake

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TLP #80: Sirancha Gets Jury Duty

Asterios falls in love with Becki Falwell.

Sirancha regrets registering to vote.

And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss.

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This Month's Sticker: MILF Denny's!

This monthly sticker club is fun AF to run. This time, we've got more AMAZING art from Mimi Yori. Her waitress Sirancha looks incredible! And I look pretty OK, thanks?

You've got until September 1st to get it! 

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TLP #79: Did Asterios, DIE?! (Clickbait) with Niko from DSJ!

Sirancha plays the "forbidden" songs.

Niko discusses her favorite sex offender.

And Asterios, thankfully, was not present for any of this.


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TLP #78: Krave Review + Ben Shapiro's Dry Ass Sex Life

Asterios has a wet ass change of heart.

Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan.

And the Crunch Bunch rides again.

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TLP #77: WAP Review & Folgercest Fanfic (with Michael from Revival & LMTYA)

A man shitposts his way to a monster wife.

Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is.

And WAP is too much even for Sirancha.

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Michael, our guest this week, stars in the amazing D&D podcast "Revival." Find it by clicking here.

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DSJ #4: Annoying Dating Profiles

Sirancha & Niko tell us about their most horrific online dating experiences.

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Christory #12: Jackie the Garden Troll (Pt. 2)

No TLP this week, as Asterios is at the mercy of his elderly parents shitty Wi-Fi. But as a make good, we're releasing a Christory AND a new DarkSyde Jills this week! On this episode...

Asterios is forced to watch a man poop his pants.

Sirancha delights in Lars' colorful verbal patois.

And CWC is meaner than we've ever seen them before.

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LNK #5: Milkers vs M'Cake

i did not choose this topic

ALSO: today's the last day to get this sticker! don't forget!


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TLP #76: Nathen Ships A Box Of Sand (w/Quinton & GarfGAB!)

Sirancha schemes a total show takeover.

Asterios threatens to send her back to the Academy.

And special guest Quinton spends over $400 on a box of playground sand from Nathen Mazri.

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TLP #75: The Lolcow Chronicles of Yandere Dev

On Sirancha's birthday, she gets total control of the show.

This year, she tells Asterios about "Yandere Dev."

He does not like it.

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TLP #74: One Minute D&D Returns!

Sirancha quests during One Minute D&D! LimeJinjo & MimiYori join her! And introducing: THE PROBLEM GUY!

Also: here is the sticker based on the "teenage market research" we conducted in this episode. You can buy it here.

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New TLP animation! Heathcliff vs. Garfield by Mimi Yori

Yo yo gotta follow her on all her stuff

Mimis Twitter

Mimi's YouTube 

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TLP #73: Funko or Fakeo?

Sirancha breaks her cereal virginity.

Asterios is NOT a "dumb gen-x'er."

And how many Frankenberry Funkos are there? The answer won't surprise you.

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TLP #72: The Cereal Cold Wars

Lucky the Leprechaun hits Tony the Tiger where it hurts.

Sirancha brings in 24 pages of "titty streamers."

And a kick-ass hate song about Funko Pops!

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