It’s time to sleuth! Sebina catches the Gals in the act and escorts them back to their room for a night of strange dreams. Sawyer reconnects with an old friend, Esta unlocks the secrets of her bloodline, and Beans travels to a location he’s tried desperately to avoid.
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Get cozy and unload our last session with us! Lilly gushes over her new dream man (Boris the Firbolg) and Campbell and Olivia discuss how their characters’ prophecies might lead to REAL PvP! We talk about how politics manifest in the high school petri dish, everyone offers to kiss Olivia, and we all try to predict the subject of Sapphire’s mysterious missive…
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2024-02-09 19:45:36 +0000 UTC View PostVictory…? The Gals are given a heroes welcome (finally!) by the Firbolgs of Little Branch Town, and the Princeps leads everyone in a mysterious ritual to aid those who desperately need it. With so many of their friends on the brink of death, the Gals must dig deep within themselves to conjure a cure!
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WHOMP! BAM! POW!!! Um, excuse me, that's a little too much… The Gals recover after facing an angel-bro who was a little too concerned about the purity of the world. They unpack startling revelations and look for a secret meaning within Felicity’s spicy romance book… there has to be one, right? Join us as we study up for next session and plot to curse Jared’s high-performing dice!
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2024-02-09 19:42:10 +0000 UTC View PostCHAAAARGE! The Gals discover the source of the mysterious noise in the forest… and it is NOT what they were expecting! Our heroes find themselves in over their heads in a fight full of goop, divine intervention, and a statistically improbable number of critical hits. They find one person they’re looking for— but the location of the other remains unknown.
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2024-02-09 19:40:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Horror Movie Trailer Voiceover: “An abandoned summer camp.” (Counselors laughing. Fire crackling.) “A lost soul.” (Violin screech.) “The last night of the summer…” (Bloodcurdling scream.) “And of their lives.” Names splash across the screen in a bloody font: “Starring… Lilly as The Skeptic, Campbell as The Bumbling Idiot, Olivia as The Preppie, and Jared as The Paranormal ...
2024-02-09 19:36:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Have the Gals finally found their groove? Come take a peek behind the screen and learn more about the Groovy Dance Battle Encounter– including a reveal of ALL the options on the random table! Campbell discusses Esta opening up, Lilly sets up surveillance on her dice in the hopes that one day she’ll actually roll to hit, and we all discuss the Triple [Spoiler] Reveal and plan how to track do...
2024-02-09 19:33:38 +0000 UTC View Post
We challenge you to a D-D-D-DANCE BATTLE! The Gals whip out some sick moves. The Brimstone Boys become backup dancers. The newly-forged team faces off against the pesky imps that attacked the Hammerhead(Loveboat) in a battle of popping, locking, and grinding— to the death! Our heroes also make a new discovery, one that could help unravel the mysterious motives of the Golden Order… and the S...
2024-02-08 22:34:51 +0000 UTC View Post
On your mark, get set, BAKE! Please welcome special guest Madeleine Mason as a baker striving to free a Lich from this mortal coil by destroying her phylactery with delicious bakes! Lilly, Campbell, Olivia, and Madeleine build (and almost destroy) a fascinating world of flavor and magic in this highly collaborative TTRPG One Shot. Join us on a ship spun out of sugar for enchanted pastries, sogg...
2024-02-08 22:32:17 +0000 UTC View Post
PHEW! Join us as we discuss our mysterious new gifts, whether or not we’re going to get possessed next episode, and how close we came to believing that Little Branch Town’s big secret was cannibalism! We get distracted arguing about our least favorite movies and the meanings of some truly crazy idioms, but bring it back home to read YOUR incredible reviews and answer fun listener questions....
2024-02-08 22:28:35 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s WEENIE CENTRAL in Little Branch Town! Sawyer, Beans, and Esta meet Boris the Firbolg, who leads them and their… allies… to the wizened Princeps. The Gals cook up a conspiracy theory about the town, receive mysterious gifts that seem tied to their destinies, and continue their quest to save Talia, Gracker, and the other girls at Frogmont from grave danger.
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2024-02-08 22:25:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Fall everyone! (Get it?) Study up with us as Campbell, Lilly, and Olivia share their sweet new leveled up abilities and factor in the new Brimstone drama into their current theories about Frogmont. We discuss how hard it is to hate the Brimstone Boys, Sawyer’s Big Reveal, and how you can find sexy versions of every D&D creature on google images.
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2024-02-08 22:23:56 +0000 UTC View PostINCOMING! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s the Gals and their questing partners finding themselves a little too close to the sun without a parachute! Will our heroes be able to put aside their differences to survive? Or will a longstanding rivalry between Frogmont and Brimstone result in the realm's latest splat on the ground?
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2024-02-08 22:22:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Join us as we debrief what might be one of our favo-rat guest episodes yet! If you DON'T want to hear us talk about all things rats, chefs, and TTRPGS with Branden Hall and Luke Godfrey from The Encounter Table, then we definitely DON'T recommend tuning into this Study Break!
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2024-02-08 22:18:51 +0000 UTC View Post
RATTA-WHO-EE?! Please welcome our special guests Branden Hall and Luke Godfrey from The Encounter Table! These honorary Goblins joined us this week to play Rat Chef, a Ratatouille inspired TTRPG created by Madeleine Mason. In this special episode, we follow four little rats on their journey to save their favorite restaurant, The French Onion, through their skillful passion for cooking and just ...
2024-02-08 22:17:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Uh-oh! Someone call the h*rny police! Everyone shares their personal hottest fantasy characters, Lilly does a Narnia dump featuring Ben Barnes, and we all get into a fight about fanfiction. Don’t worry– we also pull out our red thread and mystery board to connect the Gals latest discoveries and theories. And… drumroll please… we get a BIG surprise from Goblin Master Jared at the end of ...
2024-02-08 22:14:08 +0000 UTC View PostYOU WORK FOR WHO?! After the battle with the mysterious creature in the red dress and Miss Goop results in Morroghan being taken away from Frogmont, Sawyer, Beans, and Esta must come to terms with the loss of their friend. Beans reconnects with an old friend, Esta has a dream in which she gets closer to her roots, and Sawyer has a conversation with Felicity that forces her to consider just how ...
2024-02-08 22:11:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Decision time! Contestants Jex, Muriel, and Nori have a final chance to out-charm, out-sabotage, and out-craft each other before Petrilla must choose one of them to be her fiancé. Packed with betrayal, zones of truth, environmental activism, and legitimately touching connections, the grand finale of this season of The Dwarven Bachelor does NOT disappoint… and it certainly won’t end the way...
2024-02-08 22:06:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Please welcome Special Guest Kelly DeWindt from TabletopTown as Jex! In this One Shot, Jex competes alongside Muriel (Lilly) and Nori (Campbell) on the realms hottest reality TV show: The Dwarven Bachelor. The trio vies for the hand of Princess Petrilla in an episode full of wild magic, alchemical skunks, and sabotage! And the cherry on top? It’s our very first episode DMed by Olivia!
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2024-02-08 21:57:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do we always talk about soup? The Gals saved the day! Sort of! Jared reveals some cool facts about his monsters from behind the screen, Lilly recovers after being betrayed by her dice, Campbell expands on Esta’s surprising new ability, and Olivia reviews Beans’ smell index. Everyone reminisces on Morroghan’s perfect departure, and we make a plan of action for next session!
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2024-02-08 21:52:55 +0000 UTC View PostIT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL!!! -freakin sick Yu-Gi-Oh! Theme plays- Frogmont is under attack! After poisonous punch wipes out the students in waves, the Gals must make a desperate stand that changes their path at Frogmont… permanently.
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2024-02-08 21:51:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Join Lilly, Olivia, Maddy, Campbell, and Jared for our long awaited Q&A Episode! You asked us questions about everything from character creation to our favorite fictional universes, and we delivered. Gather round and learn more about how Jared plans sessions and edits episodes, how the Gals dreamed up their characters, and the ins and outs of producing Gals & Goblins.
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2024-02-08 21:49:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Behind the scenes, the Gals react to their most life-altering session yet! We discuss sneezing on mic, the struggles of role-playing high charisma characters, and our deepest regrets. This Study Break is full of theories, predictions, and even what-ifs answered by Goblin Master Jared as we head into our most high-stakes battle so far!
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2024-02-08 21:43:56 +0000 UTC View PostParty time! Sawyer wingmans for Morroghan, and Esta and Beans battle it out on the dance floor. It’s a classic Frogmont party, where the only thing more tense than the awkward romance is the political climate! The Gals try not to commit any party fouls, such as offending popular girls or getting possessed by powers beyond their comprehension. Packed with break dancing, power moves, and spiked...
2024-02-08 21:42:35 +0000 UTC View Post
As the Gals discuss the details of their best plan yet, they get distracted talking about Alpha Male behavior, Otter Dynasty, Sawyer’s workout routine, and fluffernutters. Maddy objectifies her own character, Lilly shares her biggest regret about playing Sawyer, and Jared shares secrets about what content gets left on the cutting room floor. Join us post-session to hang out and recap the Gals...
2024-02-08 21:39:28 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s a shopping episode without a little breaking and entering? The Gals’ party outfit montage quickly develops into a burglary as they enact their plan to stage a duel between potential class presidents Beans and Esta. Breaking into Felicity Cinderfoot’s office earns them more than they bargained for, but the first party of the school year waits for no one!
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2024-02-08 21:37:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Bonus potions! Peek behind the screen to find out what other potions we could have brewed in Potent Potables class, how much of Terra’s note we deciphered correctly, and what Jared does when we “guess” a plot point he hasn’t written yet! Maddy confesses that she doesn’t like podcasts (gasp!) and everyone gets excited for the big party next episode!
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2024-02-08 21:35:52 +0000 UTC View Post
The Gals find scribbles of cryptic mythology hidden in the pages of Tara’s old Vegetation textbook and must decipher what they mean for the past and future of Eldrivale. Then, it’s on to their second class of the day, where they mix up some crazy concoctions! As they plan for the upcoming party and their first official quest, the Gals learn to trust each other and each share a juicy secret...
2024-02-08 21:32:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Join us behind the scenes to talk character creation, partying in high school, and crackships! We share songs from our character playlists, Lilly gives a small lecture (accidentally) on the romance genre, and Campbell opens up about her past as a Homestuck fan. We even consult our experts (YOU!) in the Discord for some advanced mystery solving! How will Beans and Esta decide who gets to run as ...
2024-02-08 21:30:07 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s the first day of classes, and the Gals are already late! Join the realm’s newest Wugs for their first taste of Frogmont Education. Morroghan breaks hearts with her attempts at flirting, Sawyer does her best to wingman, Esta breaks the news that cooties aren’t real, and Beans guns for top of the class! And, of course, the mystery of Tara Ruadon continues to unravel…
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2024-02-08 20:27:12 +0000 UTC View Post