The Pontificate

Lore Destroyers - Episode 8 - Watching Vaush talk about 40K made us ACTIVELY DUMBER.

I don't get why this video was even proposed, this man was UNABLE to keep one single thought straight, he was contradicting himself even mor

I don't get why this video was even proposed, this man was UNABLE to keep one single thought straight, he was contradicting himself even more than we ourselves were contradicting him, removing the usual lies, because obviously.

We upload them ...

Lore Destroyers - Episode 7 - Majorkill and EonsOfBattle are straight up LYING to you!

Like, there isn't much of a description to give, for considering themselves lore Experts that have read "Everything" regarding particular su

Like, there isn't much of a description to give, for considering themselves lore Experts that have read "Everything" regarding particular subjects, they do seem to get a lot of stuff wrong, and to OPENLY LIE A LOT.

We upload them on Mega to av...

Original Material - The True Origins of the Emperor Revealed

The original script (Half Italian and Half English, as all others) used for the video, with all cut parts and removed jokes from the video, with also all notes for our research on it.

The new videos should start editing in a few days.

Lore Destroyers - Episode 6 - Danny & Pio destroy ALL Female Custodians Lore, and then IGN.

Today we switched things up, not only we have also the Narrator in the episode keeping us company and learning the INCREDIBLE lore of the Fe

Today we switched things up, not only we have also the Narrator in the episode keeping us company and learning the INCREDIBLE lore of the Female Custodians characters introduced in the 10th edition Custodes Codex. It was painful, but we did it. And t...

Lore Destroyers - Problem Fixed!

Some people were having problems visualizing or even downloading the episodes of Lore Destroyers, we were able to track this on their format, as they were original MKV files directly from OBS.

They have all been converted to MP4 and now are more easily vieweable, enjoy!

Pio's Book Club - Book of July

And for this month, it is time to read a classic, Rynn's World, the story of the Crimson Fists defending their own homeworld from the orks. I love this book personally, I might jump in at times.

This one might stay on for 2 months instead of one, so everyone has the time to read it, we'll see.

The appointments will be every Thursday at 19:00 CET, so, read the book, reach where you...

Lore Hangouts Dates - July

This is the calendar just to announce the Lore Hangouts we will have on discord for the month of July.

Every hangout will be a few hours long and it will be a free lore discussion with true experts, all the while we will answer questions for people with doubts, from the simplest ones to the most advanced ones if we can.

Lore Destroyers - Episode 5 - Danny goes BALLISTIC against Bricky

This fifth episode was worse than I could ever imagine, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, but after watching that video of Bric

This fifth episode was worse than I could ever imagine, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, but after watching that video of Bricky, not only I can say 100% that he DOESN'T UNDERSTAND NOR KNOWS the lore of Warhammer 40K, but that his conte...

Lore Destroyers - Episode 4 - Majorkill Galore with George Vandire

In this fourth episode it is CHAOS, not even joking, we watch TWO VIDEOS of Majorkill and end up corretting almost every phrase he says, I a

In this fourth episode it is CHAOS, not even joking, we watch TWO VIDEOS of Majorkill and end up corretting almost every phrase he says, I am not even joking, the videos weren't even that long, this was a bloodbath.

We upload them on Mega to a...

Reminder for ALL Patreon Members!

A little reminder guys, as a lot of you have joined the family and Pio's Army here on Patreon, to connect your discord to patreon!

If you do that, the bot on our discord server (after you join) will give you special permissions, not only to exclusive parts of the server where you can contact us a lot more directly and find us more often, but also to take part in weekly events, namely ran...

Lore Destroyers - Episode 3 - Pio goes on a Rampage

In this episode Pio is dumbfounded to the level of pure rage just by the sheer stupidity of the first video we ended up watching. It was phi

In this episode Pio is dumbfounded to the level of pure rage just by the sheer stupidity of the first video we ended up watching. It was phisically a pain to get through.

We upload them on Mega to avoid problems of any kind and make the episod...

Lore Destroyers - Episode 2 - Templin Institute gives Pio an Aneurysm

This video contains (at the end) a little sneak peak to the new video that will be dropped soon, but for the rest, Pio in this video became

This video contains (at the end) a little sneak peak to the new video that will be dropped soon, but for the rest, Pio in this video became so incredibly angry he started having an headache, all because of a single 12 minutes video.

We upload ...

Lore Destroyers - Episode 1 - The Wrong Badab War

The first episode of Lore Destroyers, where we reviewed some of the videos you guys sent to us to correct on a lore level, and to have some

The first episode of Lore Destroyers, where we reviewed some of the videos you guys sent to us to correct on a lore level, and to have some laughs when stuff that is said is so provably wrong.

We upload them on Mega to avoid problems of any ki...

NEW WEEKLY EVENT - Lore Destroyers

After much consideration, we have decided to inagurate the new weekly event that will take place on the discord (and that we will probably set up to record and upload here for patrons only), called LORE DESTROYERS!

The event is very simple, all people from the level of PioServo to anything higher, so everyone up to PioPerius, will be able to suggest to us weekly videos on 40k lore to wat...

Lore Hangouts Dates - June

This is the calendar just to announce the Lore Hangouts we will have on discord for the month of June.

Every hangout will be a few hours long and it will be a free lore discussion with true experts, all the while we will answer questions for people with doubts, from the simplest ones to the most advanced ones if we can.

We inverted the order for once, let's see how it goes.

Original Material - The Age of Apostasy

The original script (Half Italian and Half English, as all others) used for the video, with all cut parts and removed jokes from the video, with also all notes for our research on it.

And now, back to researching.

Pio's Book Club - Book of May

And for this month, it is time to start the Gaunt's Ghosts series, the book club will read "First and Only", the first book of the series by Dan Abnett.

The appointments will be every Thursday at 19:00 CET, so, read the book, reach where you can, and then discuss it with Pio that is reading it too, and with me if I have the time, which I could have this time because the re-search for nex...

Lore Hangouts Dates - May

This is the calendar just to announce the Lore Hangouts we will have on discord for the month of May.

Every hangout will be a few hours long and it will be a free lore discussion with true experts, all the while we will answer questions for people with doubts, from the simplest ones to the most advanced ones if we can.

And we will see to make one more than usual because one of th...

Original Material - The Macharian Crusade

The original script (Half Italian and Half English, as all others) used for the video, with all cut parts and removed jokes from the videos, in this one there was a lot of stuff cut at the end, as I tried to streamline the final scene of Macharius as much as possible.

And to do that I removed a lot of my own narration.

Original Material - The Badab Wart Part 5

The original script (Half Italian and Half English, as all others) used for the video, with all cut parts and removed jokes from the videos, with also all notes for our research on it.

This last script signed the end of my torment, finally.

Lore Hangouts Dates - April

This is the calendar just to announce the Lore Hangouts we will have on discord for the month of April.

Every hangout will be a few hours long and it will be a free lore discussion with true experts, all the while we will answer questions for people with doubts, from the simplest ones to the most advanced ones if we can.

Pio's Book Club - Opening Book and appointments!

As we discussed yesterday in discord chat, we had in mind of organizing a weekly book club with all patreon members, with a book chosen monthly (We chose the opening one, the members of the club will choose the future books together with Pio) to read and discuss!

We landed on the book Baneblade by Guy Haley, a very interesting read on the life of a Baneblade crew in the warzones of the I...

Lore Hangouts Dates - March

This is the calendar just to announce the Lore Hangouts we will have on discord for the month of March, but in this case we have the new dates for people with a tier superior to Piostartes!

Every hangout will be a few hours long and it will be a free lore discussion with true experts, all the while we will answer questions for people with doubts, from the simplest ones to the most advanc...

Original Material - Female Space Marines video

The original script (Half Italian and Half English, as all others) used for the video, with all cut parts and removed jokes from the videos.


In the future we might start making edits of the off air stuff or wrong takes, might be fun.

February Video (FMS Can't Exist) - Intro Preview

Ehy, it was ready, took 4 hours of editing, we showed it to the people at the lore hangout, now your turn to get a preview!

Let me know if you liked it.

Lore Hangouts Dates - February

This is the calendar just to announce the Lore Hangouts we will have on discord for the month of January, just for members of the patreon that are on the level of "Piostartes" or superior.

Every hangout will be a few hours long and it will be a free lore discussion with true experts, all the while we will answer questions for people with doubts, from the simplest ones to the most advance...

Original Material - Abyssal Crusade Video

The original script (Half Italian and Half English, as all others) used for the video, with all cut parts and removed jokes from the videos.

This one I also made sure to leave in the picture of the PIO RULEZ meme used for the gag in the video, so that you guys can use it however you want.

Lore Hangouts Dates - January

This is the calendar just to announce the Lore Hangouts we will have on discord for the month of January, just for members of the patreon that are on the level of "Piostartes" or superior.

Every hangout will be a few hours long and it will be a free lore discussion with true experts, all the while we will answer questions for people with doubts, from the simplest ones to the most advance...

The Patreon is officially open!

This is just a meme to innaugurate it, and it is free for everyone to visualize, but we are pretty happy with this development!

Especially Pio that wanted more people to call brothers in arms in his army.