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Hobosode 13 - Sting CD

Liam C. upsets several old ladies in today's episode where I try out Mr. Potatohead's idea of telling everyone I lost my Sting CD.

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Hobosode 11 - Telegraph Upgrades

Elky signs the phone company orders to have millions of old peoples phone service switched to telegraph service.  You can thank Mr. Krabs for the weird prank idea.

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Hobosode 10 - Inappropriate Corporate Requests

Gizmo makes a liar out of RBCP in today's hobosode as the corporate office calls employees of Circle K to make inappropriate requests.

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Hobosode 9 - Taxis Are Doomed

Today's social experiment is sponsored by Nicholas W, who takes all the blame for taxi cab drivers being afraid of the truth.

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Amazon Drone Deliveries

 Andy brings us a Sunday show full of old people who refuse to embrace our automated future of Amazon delivery drones bringing packages to their houses.  The opening music is Flip The Patties by Rappy McRapperson and the ending song is Fuck Christmas by Andy Shernoff, who is no relation to our sponso...

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Hobosode #8 - Pay Your Taxes, David

Let's call up an old man that's lived in a cheap motel for the past 3 years and tell him he needs to pay his property taxes or GTFO.  You can thank James-s4 for today's episode.

I should have a full sized episode up at some point this weekend!

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Hobosode 7 - Thank You For Voting

In today's hobosode, Wur5ty brings us a bunch of politics.  Thanks for all the politics, Wur5ty.  The beginning and ending music is by Rappy McRapperson.


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Today's Live Lumberjack Show

http://mixlr.com/phonelosers/showreel/the-im-a-lumberjack-baby-royco-tree-service-show/

If you missed the Twitter announcement today, here's the unedited version of today's live show where I cut down everyones trees.  I'll have this on the podcast feed approximatel...

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Hobosode #6 - Alton Square Hauntings

Tony in Arizona is responsible for the static in the phone lines at Alton Square. The static totally had nothing to do with the yearly poltergeist activity at the mall. The ending song is Re Your Brain by The Whiffenpoofs. The incredibly spooky background music is from the Simpsons Tapped Out game that I've been obsessed with for a 7th of my life.

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Hobosode 5 - Pug Nightmare

Default C. is nice enough to bring us Mr. Taco's list of pug owner auction bidders who really seem to think they need a sign that says "Pug Parkway." This is why we're losing the war, people. Background music is Try by Pink and the opening and ending songs are by TheN who uses Linux.

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Hobosode 4 - Viral Car Ding Video

Today you're going to meet the nicest Canadian man who never gets upset and nothing has ever bothered him in his entire life. Guy Manderson provides the wacky idea for this episode, but the real star of the show is our sponsor Milkbrain. The end song is I'm A Crazy Weirdo Calling You by Parry Gripp and the background music is the theme from I Dream of Jeannie.

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Hobosode 02 - Comcast and Randy

Paul S. brings us all the 2nd hobosode of The Snow Plow Hobosode. Today we call a Comcast complainer and Ipokesmot shares a very pleasant conversation with a medicated lunatic.

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Hobosode 01 - Welcome to 911

What is this weird, short thing showing up here? Why I'm glad you asked. Today Kuraz brings you a brand new thing known as Hobosodes. Every hobosode will be less than 15 minutes long and will only contain a few short things, such as a prank call or 2 and maybe a voicemail if we have time. The hobosodes will only show up on the private podcast feed, so you better go to 2016-09-12 06:18:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Blooptooth Headset

Enjoy today's live show, especially the very first call where I end up making a lady cry.  I did call her back later and apologize, but she STILL didn't see the humor in it all.   Other than that, it was a strange show that you just might enjoy.

I was going to get this one posted today, but holy crap, it's 85 degrees in the situation room, even with the air conditioning blasting.  ...

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Live Video Show - Tuesday Morning Tech Support

Here's a live show I did today.  I've got it mostly edited and hope to have it up on the podcast feed by noon-ish tomorrow.

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Tuesday Show - Roofing Karma

Here's a live show that happened last week, sponsored by Honey Baby. This is the sequel to the schooner show that happened the day before, but I was lazy about getting it edited since I thought it sucked. Blame Honey Baby.

This isn't a secret show, but I'm posting it on here since phonelosers.org seems to still be broked.

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Live Video Show - Today's Trainwreck

I did a live show today, but not much worked out.  I might not even turn this one into a podcast, so be warned, lots of nothing happening in this one.

A new podcast was just released today, which is dated yesterday.  That's a different show than this live show.  I can't make sense of anything anymore.

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Friday Morning Live Video Show

Here's the show that happened on Friday, where we called members of a pigeon racing club.  I'm hoping to get this one up on the podcast feed today.

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Sunday's Live Video Show

Here's today's show in case you missed it when it happened.  I got to talk to a dog again today, assuming those jerks at Petco weren't lying to me.

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July 2016 patron supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

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Live Video Show - RBCP Is Out Of His Tree

Here's the live show video for today's podcast.  The podcast is also available on the website and will be on YouTube soon.  Woo!  Skip to approximately 20 minutes to not hear Rappy's amazing amazingness.

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Dart League Secret Show

Howdy, peoples.  Here is the show from Friday, edited down a little and I took out a few of the really boring calls.  This one is a secret show mainly because I had to leave a lot of personal names and business names in it, coupled with the whole police thing and listeners finding one of the business' Facebook pages.  It just seems like a good idea to make this one slightly less acc...

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Live Video Show - Friday's XYZ Preshow

Here's a show from yesterday.  This one might end up being a secret show since the police are hot on my trail.

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Live Video Show - Prank Calls to Cops and FBI

Here's today's live show!  I'm hoping to have the edited version up later tonight.  Ok bye.

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Live Video Show - Return Desk Scams

I spent 2 hours talking to return desks today, telling them about my scams, and hardly any of them got mad at me.  Skip to about 16 minutes to skip the beginning music.

Sorry to anyone who can't watch this one because of YouTube copyright claims.  Two different times today a store's hold music set off the YouTube copyright alarms.  I'll have the podcast version up probably tom...

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Today's Shoe

Or, I guess technically, yesterday's shoe.

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June 2016 patron supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

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Live Show - Tenants From HEIL HITLER!

Here's a show from this morning.  It was a show and it was fun and it's a show.

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Wednesday Live Video Show

This live show has square dancing and Sensei Doug. 

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Live Video Show - Dog parks, pizzas and a men's club

Here's today's live show.  It's over 3 hours long and I think it starts at 20 or 30 minutes in.  In my opinion, this one is not good, but it will be much better once I do a bunch of editing on the podcast version.  You might want to wait for that, but here it is for those brave enough to listen.

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