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Hobosode 442 - Pizza Party With The Sign Guy

Today we start with a bunch of pizza customers from The Sign Guy, and end with a few phone number changes. This one is sponsored by I'm A Christian Ma'am. The opening song is Doris Was Here by Henrik. The background music is Stolen Bikes 3 by Froggy Fresh. The ending song is GobblePopper by Andrew S.

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Hobosode 441 - You're A Creep

Here's a bunch of late-night calls to people selling things on various online classifieds, courtesy of Jimb. Today's sponsor is Hunts Point Hooker. I do a bunch of the usual weirdness to people, but then in the very last call a couple manages to outweird me. I couldn't understand much that the wife was saying, but I still yelled things like HOW DARE YOU just to make her giggle. The opening so...

Hobosode 440 - Fiber Hut

I tried an idea from Discord today, from this news story that Butthole Winker 34 posted about fiber huts. Do they really call them fiber huts? Doesn't that suggest there'd be a roof over the box? It's just a stupid utility box. Thanks, K.C. Deeply, for b...

Hobosode 439 - Bigger Data Sets

Austin E. is fully responsible for today's house mapping, people mapping, and looking for bigger datasets for my neighborhood AI. We also get some inside info on the world of Hot Wheels, we get a dick slap, I sell some stock photos, and I bury $1,000 in gold coins in my neighbors yard. The opening and ending song is Trolling and Rolling by Suno AI. The background music is Abracadabra by Ben Sta...

Hobosode 438 - Angering Old People

I attempt to raise an old man's rent because of all the improvements he's made, I confront another tenant about the multiple sublevels of living space he's dug, I change a phone number, and I flick a lit cigarette into an old man's face. Flicking lit cigarettes into old mans faces is brought to you by CELEBRITY CASH DOT COM. The opening song is steveblazed by Jeff B. The background music is A...

Hobosode 437 - Making Earth Girls Uneasy

I break some rules by making a local call to a strange lady who immediately thinks I'm on the dark web and then accuses me of being a celebrity. We then move on to the usual things like creeping around in back yards and snapping photos of my neighbors out in public. This one is brought to you by Keith C. The opening song is Cactus by Vista Blue. The background music is Abracadabra by Ben Stahl....

Hobosode 436 - Requests

I didn't intend to only call AnimeGurl304's numbers, but that's what happened anyway. I fail to change a few numbers, I talk to girls about milkdoors, I get yelled at just for asking for the wrong person, and I let a tattoo artist know that I'm coming over to kiss him on the mouth. All this and more is brought to you by Brown Magic. The opening song is The Devil's In The Phone Booth. The backgr...

Hobosode 435 - Silent Auctions and Lazy Bones

Catalyst is today's sponsor! Today I go through a silent auction list, sent in by Zack. I accuse a lady of stealing our PEN, I steal candy out of their winning package, and I talk to a few shoppers about their shopping cart practices.

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Hobosode 434 - Asinine

I'm a heroic social justice warrior in this Hobosode, because I watched a video about a stolen radio tower and now I'm going to warn just a few of the victims of the radio tower scam because that's all I could get on the phone.  Dark Adderall is my trusty sidekick for this episode.  The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnston. The background music throughout the show is Switch La...

Hobosode 433 - I Wanna Rip Your Face Off

Lepec sponsors this Hobosode, where I call back a car ding guy which actually turns out to be real, I prank a listener's grandma, I tear a few shingles off a roof, and I nicely ask a neighbor to clean up his back yard for the middle school kids. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnston. The background music throughout the show is Dungeon 2 by Lily Ross. The end song is Why Is The Carpet...

Hobosode 432 - Voicemails and Some Late Night Calls

This Hobosode took three days to complete because my calls kept sucking. I deleted so much garbage from this one. You're welcome.  Austin E. sponsors this Hobosode, where I call a bunch of numbers from my requests directory. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnston. The background music throughout the show is Dungeon 2 by Lily Ross. The end song is Smooth Cream by Pogo.

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Hobosode 431 - Monday Afternoon Business

Here's a show from CarterHayes6969. It's got accusations of window writing, electric garbage truck charging stations, and digging a hole in an old man's front yard to use up the rest of the public works tax money.  The opening song is by Put Dane On The Phone by Jeff.  The background music is Emo Swag by Emergency Pizza Party.  The end song is If I Were Italian by Milk Plus.

Hobosode 430 - Jimb Uh Round

This is technically yesterday's Hobosode, but I stayed up too late watching Pete Davidson so I didn't get it finished and uploaded last night.  That's my perfectly valid excuse.  This one is brought to you by ProximaCentauri,  who is a loyal and loving supporter on Patreon. This is a classified ads list, but I was sucking at doing classified things for the first 20 minutes, so I ...

Hobosode 429 - We're Still Doing Car Dings?

Man, a lot of weird stuff happens in this episode. I go through the prank line voicemail and call back a few of the people on there. I do a few good ole fashioned car ding calls, a couple of them that Devon had already spoken to the night before. I get a lady's husband killed for cheating with Janet, another lady's car is gay, I install some GPS trackers on some cars, I commit a hate crime or t...

Hobosode 428 - More Class Projects

You all thought I forgot about you, but here I am with show number negative 5 for the year! Today we're doing an idea of Fresno Carl's. It's based on my idea of weird community college classes requiring us to follow people around, but instead he wants to to tell people I've been monitoring their trash for a month with extensive pie graphs and bar charts. I actually explained this in the show, b...

Hobosode 427 - Is This Like A Crank Call Or What?

It's that time of the week, where I change phone numbers, yell at people about talking shit online, and I try to make a serious business deal but this guy's kids won't stfu. It's a fun show and it's all thanks to our sponsor Simspeak.   The opening song was Vista Blue's HOLY CRAP! The background music is from the TV show theme song Gimmie A Break, starring NEIL CARTER...

Hobosode 426 - Community College

Today's Hobosode has been brought forth by Mother Yaya, and man this show has it all. Lots of number changes, a lady who refuses to acknowledge that her husband exists, a new class assignment from college, I may have talked to a murderer, and to top everything off I got a dick slap just by wishing it would happen.  And then later in the evening I got a bonus voicemail from that guy who is ...

Hobosode 425- Tuesday

The first lady I call in this show is amazing. I tried to call her back several times today to do a prank call call center customer survey, but she never picked up again. A car ding victim does some top-knotch social engineering on me. Mrlonelygoat is responsible for today's Hobosode.  The opening song is by John G. The background music and end song is For The Kids by Rappy McRapperson. 2023-11-29 08:31:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 424 - 618 Forever

NamesakeJake brings us the latest Hobosode, where I change a couple of phone numbers, I chat with people who "lost" their pizza takeout receipt right outside the restaurant,  and I fail to talk to a retired English teacher that I pranked in 2014. The opening song is by Henrik.

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Hobosode 423 - Robot Police Dogs

I called a few hotels today to ask about my robotic dogs, to talk to a customer, and I flipped a few switches and attempted to solve a few crimes. This show is brought to us all by Whiskey Pete. The opening song is High Demand Guy by Brendan. The end song is Holy Crap by Vista Blue.

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Hobosode 422 - Milk Door Installation

Weeamoo brings us a show of vintage milk door calls, phone number changes,  pizza litterbugs, and some guy who agrees with me that his wife sucks. The opening song is  Put Dane On The Phone by Jeff. The background music is Dungeon 2 by Lily Ross. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 421 - Pizza Litterbugs

The Sign Guy keeps finding Dominos Pizza receipts and sending them to me so that I can accuse their customers of doing wacky things.  This is a show brought to you by Mother Yaya. The opening song is  Put Dane On The Phone by Jeff. The background music is Dungeon 2 by Lily Ross. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff. No doorknobs were peed on during the production of this Hobosode.

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Hobosode 420 - Rolling Around In Back Yards

Most of this show is calling random businesses from a list sent in by MusicalMuffin68,  then we call a few numbers of Next Door Nicks. And we even do a lunk alarm! Big thanks to Jick N. for sponsoring this Hobosode. The opening song is Professional Butthole by Synthead. The background music is a karaoke version of Threes Company. The end song is I Wonder Whats Inside Your Butthole by Tom M...

Hobosode 419 - Raffles and a Car Ding

Efin Reality sends me a bunch of raffle tickets and we end the show with a car ding call. This Hobosode is all thanks to BadLad. The opening song is Weirdos Are People Too by Henrik. The background and ending music is Bad Blood by Nova Rockafeller.

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Hobosode 418 - I Use An iPhone

Here's the latest Hobosode, brought to you exclusively by ASEPresents! In this one I try to forget that car dings exist as I focus on finding my lost iPhone instead. The opening song is Hobosode Jingle by Marinalin on Fiverr. The background music is Bad Blood by Nova Rockafeller. The end song is The Easy Way by Emergency Pizza Party.

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Hobosode 417 - Ding Like A Scientist

Here's another Ding show, brought to you by Audi Love! In this one I try once again to call back all the car ding roycipients who've left me a voicemail message.  The opening song is Got 'em Good by John. The background music is Haunted Candies and Cascadia by Trash80. The ending song is Dance Like A Scientist by Consortium of Genius.

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Hobosode 416 - Nissan Versa Note

It's the first Dingtember show of the year and you get to hear it because you're not a cheapskate. Thanks! Especially to CELEBRITY CASH DOT COM for being the sponsor of this show. Only one guy gives me a really good yelling at, but a couple of extra callbacks were kind of amusing. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson. The background music and end song is Wish by Rappy McRapperson. 2023-09-06 04:07:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 415 - Mississippi Satellites

I only meant to begin today's show with a couple of these hotel satellite calls, but instead end up doing them for over an hour. (And then editing most of them away because they weren't good enough for you.) This episode is sponsored by Basket of Grapes. The intro song is by VIsta Blue. The background music is Mime Beat. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 414 - What Are You Going To Do?

Spaceball 1 is today's sponsor and he brings us not only a list of old people from Dylan, but a real-life visit to Beverly of BeverlyBot fame! The intro song AND the outro song is by 2023-08-21 15:31:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey everyone!

You're probably wondering where your damned Hobosode is. Well, I haven't made one YET this week, but I can almost guarantee you'll see one posted here before the weekend is over. I've been on vacation this week, which has involved driving across the country in my Hobomobile. The first stop was Las Vegas to experience the wonder of Defcon again. It was kind of boring and the most interesting per...