Today me and Carlito climbed into my helicopter and flew around the neighborhood for awhile as we made phone calls to people on the ground to inform them of important things. The end of this show gets cut off, so you have to listen to the rest of it at this link:
http://mixlr.com/phonelosers/showreel/heli...
2018-10-15 00:12:59 +0000 UTC View Post
This live show of package deliveries is lovingly brought to you by Delorean Jackson, eyeCyou, Lion IX, MistaJohn, and Niekisch.
A list from Vandershire inspires an entire show of telling people about problems with their package deliveries. This one is brought to you with love by Zelphis, David J, Thunor, Brennan, and kristine!
Customers who’ve made online complaints against their local grocery stores get to deal with Mr. Dobalina’s horrible customer service skills as he fails to resolve their complaints, but at the same time causes them to look at things from a different perspective while teaching them a valuable life lesson. This show takes you through the biggest prank I ever pulled on myself.
I call up some apartments and do an idea of Knobby Guy's, where I say I'm on the roof installing barbed wire to keep people off the roof. This one is sponsored by Brown Magic, who knows how to properly pronounce the word roof. Opening song is by Jay Dee and the ending song is The Roof Is On Fire by The Bloodhound Gang. Background music is The Little Ships by Jean Jacques Perrey.
2018-10-05 23:04:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Today we do a few more Sorry I Dinged Your Car calls and talk to some apartment offices about our Raccoon Rescue. This one is brought to you by Fun Society Arcade, goby, High School Graduate, Rumpled Foreskin, and Sean L.
These BCS episodes have reached the level of boring to where I'm going through PAPERWORK for 90 minutes. In this one I peruse the notes written about me by counselors in my drug abuse classes. Apparently I stare at the floor a lot.
2018-10-01 17:06:57 +0000 UTC View Post
While driving thousands of miles back to Oregon, I took a few hours to call some oil change places and talk to a few customers. Here's about 30 minutes of those calls. Opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson
2018-09-30 23:29:56 +0000 UTC View PostWhile driving thousands of miles back to Oregon, I took a few hours to call some oil change places and talk to a few customers. Here's about 30 minutes of those calls. Opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson
2018-09-30 23:27:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s a best-of show for all the new listeners, containing 12 calls that were chosen by listeners. The greatest prank call hits of the past six years is brought to you by Nickyd, The Anti Chris, Frank Caller, Vandershire, and notdan.
Chad and Stevedave are flying around town in the newscopter, screwing up and causing problems as usual. Ending song is Flash Gordon by Queen.
2018-09-28 21:23:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m hitting the AUTOMATIC REDIAL button today and taking you back to a Dingtember show from 2016, brought to you by Elky. I’m not promising this is a good show, but the comments on YouTube seemed to be mostly positive so either it’s a good show or people felt sorry for me and were just being really nice.
As mentioned in the intro, Dingtember is over for the year. I was hoping we could exte...
2018-09-23 16:21:28 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a Hobosode brought to you by BoboBob_the_HoboBob where I do a few car ding calls and clear up some confusion with an insurance company. Opening song by Jay Dee. Ending song is Punch The Wall by Rappy McRapperson.
2018-09-19 18:47:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks to Niekisch, Stantrucker, Cody NoName, Be-I-Eber_4life, and King Richard, there aren’t a lot of actual calls in this episode where I talk to people who got some packages delivered earlier this year. I did over an hour of these, but after I edited them down it was only 18 minutes. Whoops. There’s still a couple of good ones in there though.
Hey look, it’s a show with actual Dingtember calls in it, all thanks to Lion IX, Delorean Jackson, MistaJohn, eyeCyou, and iregretjumping.
The show’s hiatus is the fault of Jeff, JT, Robert S, Sean L, and Ty A. They are the five you can blame for an entire week of no Snow Plow Show. On today’s show I tell apartment managers that my ladder fell over and to please rescue me.
Teen Wolf Jesus is who you can blame for no shows happening in the past week because he’s the sponsor of today’s Hobosode. In this show I make a couple of really important announcements and we call neighbors of Sensei Doug.
It’s time for an AUTOMATIC REDIAL episode, which is the thing I do when I don’t have time to do a regular show. I’m away from the Situation Rom for the next couple weeks, so get used to this sort of thing. I will at least be doing a Hobosode in the next couple of days, but I’ll try to get a new Snow Plow Show done too.
Today’s Redial was suggested by TheNumber_Three. He says...
2018-09-06 01:20:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I call numbers from Alex’s list of bad tippers. This show is brought to you by Jason B, Miguel F, Random, Je55ical, and TokeusPocus.
In today’s show we call a list of hotel guests sent in by Snakey. This one is sponsored by High School Graduate, Jamie F, Serial shitter, Naglerr, and Pat D.
Hey patrons! Feel free to share this show with other people. I'm just keeping it off my website this week for REASONS. Fun reasons.
The Dial-A-Payphone show is back in this special celebration for my six months and six days of sobriety. Shawn calls in to thank me for getting him fired a few years ago, Danielle gives me some life-changing facts about flamingo orgasms, Mob7 refuses to prank...
2018-08-29 06:35:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Back in February I was surprised to find out that I was sentenced to 12 weeks of a drug and alcohol abuse class, even though I've never had an issue with drugs or alcohol. I know you guys think I pound the 4lokos 24/7, but really I might drink a couple beers per week, usually on separate nights with my dinner, occasionally taking a break from all drinking for months at a time. I mostly drank durin...
2018-08-28 01:46:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Today I have mixed results attempting to book some shows for my band at local garage sales. Sponsored by Stantrucker. Opening theme is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson. Background music is Black Mages by Emergency Pizza Party. Ending song is Keyboard Cat by MC Shammers. PLA ID cards at https://www.patreon.co...
2018-08-26 20:03:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Because I’ve completely run out of ideas for shows and just do the same thing over and over, I’ve decided to do a few more of those hole digging calls for government spending purposes. This episode is brought to you by King Richard, Kirstie T, Matt Z, The Anti Chris, and Xander Fett.
I didn’t plan to do a show today, but after hearing Choo Choo Stu play a short clip of the Wood Enthusiasts podcast, I knew I had to call people and tell them I’d been secretly watering their trees at night. This episode is brought to you by Fun Society Arcade, goby, kuraz, Simspeak, and Lord and Lady of Veggies.
This morning I did a live show using Jiad’s yard sale idea again that was sorta fun. Half fun at least, since I chopped more than half of the show away for the podcast edit. This one is brought to you by David J, Derek J, Dustin W, Efin Reality, and FOD87.
Today's show is sponsored by Lion IX! I'm using an idea from iregretjumping and a phone directory from Reggie to make people believe that I'm landing an airplane in front of their house tomorrow. I bet traffic in that neighborhood is going to be really light around 1pm tomorrow. I did a lot more calls, but deleted them because they were boring. I bunch of people promised to stay off the road at 1p...
2018-08-18 06:24:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Today’s episode has some angry hotel guests. Angry that they got caught stealing from us, angry that they got called out for peeing in the beds, angry that they can’t successfully scam us out of a fat stack of ones. You know, THOSE kinds of guests. Opening music is by Parry Gripp. Background and closing music...
2018-08-17 08:06:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Today’s True Green Tuesday is brought to you by Lion IX, Niekisch, Stantrucker, Buster Casey, and Carol_Gerty666.
Here's a show sponsored by Niekisch where we call up members of a yacht club and tell them exactly why they're terrible boat owners. Opening song by Mr. Pickles, Background music and ending song is Wish by Rappy McRapperson.
I forgot to mention that I've mailed out ALL of the PLA ID cards that were requested, so if you asked for one you should be getting it in the mail soon.
2018-08-13 19:56:48 +0000 UTC View Post