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TSPS Episode 540 – Cow Fitness Program

 

Today we finish up that damn cow list and discover a really great workout regimen for overweight cows. Brought to you by Plaas, Stantrucker, Thomas Z, ArbitraryAlex, and Badgerteeth.

Hobosode 166 - Thank You For Not Smoking


In this Hobosode I get a life long smoker to consider a life without smoking, a restaurant owners yells at a middle school teacher, and a liquor store steals my self-lacing shoes. Thanks for sponsoring this one, MistaJohn. 

Opening music is by Jay Dee and the ending song is Smoke ...

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Hang Up The Phone 20 – Sleep Paralysis

In this February 20th, 2019 show we talk about Nik Caesar's sick dog, we find out that Casper Yardly is a sassy black woman, Greenimp doesn't actually care about his fish at all, Dave from Australia learns that Brad has given up on life, Mr. Taco has gotten a brand new liver, and Jack Helliquinn has stopped taking his anti-psychotics. Just another day in the PLA community.

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TSPS Episode 539 – Bad Pet Owners

Today is more of that paper list from Austin, which helps us expose horrible people who make their pets wallow around in their own filth. Brought to you by Weird shortwave listener, Lion IX, Michael F, Xander fett, and Cody NoName.

Hobosode 165 - Donuts and Coffee

 Buster Casey brings you a Max Power list that pits Starbucks against Dunkin Donuts in the ultimate battle of the phones. Listen to tonight's call in show on PLA's Facebook or on 2019-03-20 19:05:25 +0000 UTC View Post

TSPS Episode 538 - Request Line Thursday

Today's show contains very important updates about this weekend's San Jose meetup, lots of voicemails, and a couple of prank calls thrown into the middle somewhere. This episode is sponsored by Travis B, Frank H, Delorean Jackson, Jose, and Lee W.


Live Dial-A-Pay-Phone Show

On Wednesday night I did a call-in show from the pay phone. I probably won't get this edited until I come back from California, so here it is until then. Skip to about 20 minutes into the video to see the show. The thing I'm playing before the show is Devon's show.

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Hobosode 164 – Ass Hole Head

You can blame Time Travel Tees that it's taken me four years to get to these requests from 2015. Opening music is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson, ending song is Down For The Count by Kordlyss, and background music is the chiptune music that plays on one of my key generators. 

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Hobosode 163 - UV Street Lights


Today we're pitching the latest in street light technology to residents who either don't want it or don't believe it. It's Blake M's fault that I lost a round of Hang Up The Phone in this show. 

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TSPS Episode 537 - Malfunctioning Landscape Robots

Here's a live show that happened on Friday night where we tell people from Austin's paper list about malfunctioning robots, milking bulls, losing wedding rings, crashing drones into houses, and reading bed time stories to strangers. This episode is brought to you by the fine people at Chris J, Todd L, ...

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Friday Night Live Show

Here's a show that happened on 3/8/2019 where I told people that autonomous robots were on their way to milk their cows. I'll have the podcast version of this show should be up Saturday evening or maybe Sunday morning. There's a LOT of ringing and no answering in this one so you might want to wait on this one.

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Hobosode 162 - Kijiji

This show starts with chemtrails and ends with hidden spy devices in futons. Basically it's a perfect show and it's all thanks to Miguel F. The ending song is I Ran by Bowling For Soup. Dammit, now it's not perfect anymore.

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TSPS Episode 536 - My DNA Relatives

This is the first prank show in history where everyone called is a distant relative and it's brought to you by kuraz, Teen Wolf Jesus, Badgerteeth, Cody NoName, and Random.

Hobosode 160 - Carol Is A Dingbat

Carol's got this great idea for a new novel she's writing. It's called the Neighborhood Dream Journal. This episode marks the beginning of Carol's research for the book. Thanks, Carol_Gerty666, for being the sponsor of this Hobosode. Opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson. Background and end music is Emo Swag by Emergency Pizza Party.

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TSPS Episode 535 - Table Vandalism

Here are some calls to women to like to network together and try to win contests to visit Irmingblam. It’s brought to you by Stantrucker, High School Graduate, Thomas Z, Omni, and Another Prank Call Show.

Hobosode 161 - Laugh Track Rachel (FULL VERSION)

The version of this Hobosode that I uploaded yesterday was missing its last 20 minutes. So here is the full version of the show. If you've already listened to the one from yesterday, you'll want to skip to about 57 minutes to pick up where you left off. Thanks for letting me know about this, Stantrucke...

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Hobosode 161 - Laugh Track Rachel

Part of the audio was missing on this one. I've replaced the audio with the full version so it's all there now. I'm hitting myself in the head for letting such a stupid thing happen. I apologize for the inconvenience.

Ryan Jardina is responsible for this extremely long Hobosode, where I call up f...

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TSPS Episode 534 - Stay Out Of The Elevator

Today we’re finishing up that gym list from earlier this week so we can scold more people for doing things that they know they shouldn’t be doing. This show is sponsored by Nickyd, Be-I-Eber-4life, Simspeak, kristine!, and Boca Recovery Center.

Hobosode 159 - Back Door Information


In today's Hobosode we play around with a phone company number, we attempt another call to an airport pay phone, and we make a few more calls to gym people. This one is brought to you by Ben K. Intro song by Jay Dee, Ending song is Red Box Girl by Kordlyss.

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TSPS Episode 533 – Stay Out Of The Boiler Room

 

Happy Presidents Day! A few gym related lists cause people to get permabanned from root cellars and boiler rooms. This show is sponsored by MistaJohn, Jesselobster, Mac Uler Degenr Tion, Xander Fett, and Sean L.

  • Show art sent in by Andrew
  • Intro song by MicroKORGI<...

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World of Prank Calls Episode 28 - Blasphemy

Here's a show filled with calls to members of a church. Thanks, DKM90, for helping us eliminate Carol's vocals in at least some of the shows. Visit DKM90 on Facebook and YouTube, or search for him on Spotify and iTune...

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TSPS Episode 532 – Save Jones

 

Happy Valentines Day! This is a live evening show where I mostly attempt to convince woke people that they’re asleep and in the end I get pranked on my home phone. This episode is sponsored by John B, Fun Society Arcade, goby, JT, and King Richard.

  • Intro song by TK Billi...

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Hobosode 158 - Oil Spills From Hell


Most landlords seems to have some kind of a problem with me doing motorcycle oil changes in my living room. Thanks for sponsoring this one, FOD87. Thanks Evard G! Opening music is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson. Ending song is Shut Up by Madness. 

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Hobosode 157 - Stupid Little Piss Fart

Evard G. brings us a show with one of my longest calls ever, where an old man calls me a stupid ignorant twit, a turvey guy, a twat, a little worm, a kook, a bloody fool, a nincompoop idiot, and a stupid little piss fart three times over. Thanks Evard G! Opening music is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnso...

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World of Prank Calls Episode 27 – Beer and Shampoo

 Today’s episode brings you a small collection of my neighbors who don’t care that I got dog poop in my hair while I was lying in their lawns in the middle of the night.  Opening intro song by Carol with beats by Del, background music during the outro is Applause by Lady Gaga, ending...

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Hobosode 156 - Pay Phones and Pringles


Jimdusky sponsors a show full of nicotine flavored potato chips and a couple of calls to an airport pay phone. Opening song is by Marinalin and remixed by microKORGI, background music is Regen by My Parents Favorite Music, ending song is Dare To Be Stoopit by Weird Al Yankovic.

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TSPS Episode 531 - Monday Morning Requests

 

I try to avoid lists in this show and just get through some of the many requests sitting in my various email folders, but the first thing I do is a list. I blame Synthead, High School Graduate, Jason B, The Swedish Models, and Buster Casey, who are the sponsors of today's show.

Hobosode 155 – Fast Food Rivalry

 Tanner Pizza is obviously the one that you should blame for today's Hobosode which is all about Pizza Hut and McDonald's not being able to co-exist even when there's an entire highway separating them. Opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson, ending song is Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell ...

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TSPS Episode 530 - International Sign of The Ninja

Today is that same old shtick of people LOOKING at Sensei Doug and it's brought to you by Stantrucker, ArbitraryAlex, iregretjumping, Rumpled Foreskin, and Jamie F. Praise Ed!

Hobosode 154 - GPS Coordinates Dont Lie

Thomas Z. is fully responsible for this Hobosode where everyone I talks to is a GPS denier. Opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson, ending song is Pick Up The Phone by Ciara.

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