Would you spend Eternity under the sun? You'd finally have all the time in the world...
SCP-7179 was written by Calibold
Script edited by Kevin Whitlock
Narrated by Kale Brown
Edited by Pacific S. Obadiah
2023-04-05 19:43:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm really happy with how this months batch came out! Valdevia absolutely killed it on the art!!
I'm heading out of town on a small weekend trip, and when I'm back on Tuesday I'll be sending out everyone's postcards and stickers!
And, we've started on next months designs... 👀
Hey y'all!
This months postcard offer just closed. All patrons $5+ will get Valdevia's incredible "SCP-H14A" design.
But we have a little surprise too... All patrons $10+ will receive this shiny holographic sticker with their postcard this month!
If you missed this months offer, don't worry! We'll have a new postcard and sticker design next month!
Stickers and p...
SCP-4666: "The Yule Man"
Written by Hercules Rockefeller
Narrator - Jon Grilz
Agent Kowalczyk - Kale Brown
Ekaterina - Daisy McNamara
Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons
Showrunner - Pacific S. Obadiah
Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska
Presented by Bloody FM
2023-03-16 06:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey Patrons!
Our graphic designer, Valdevia Arts is working on next months postcard- SCP-3999.
Check it out!
Hey all!
Just a small update I thought I'd share with you. Spotify announced a brevvy of new podcast features coming to their platform this year. Amongst things like polls and Q&As in app, your Patreon Feeds are finally coming to Spotify!
No firm date yet, but our partners at Spotify hint that it'll be sooner rather than later.
Stay tuned!
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Hello everyone!
It's been a few months since our last main episode (SCP-57333 & 6733: "Suburb Slasher") so I wanted to give everyone an update on our upcoming schedule, what the teams working on now, and a few sneak peaks into the next season!
Aesthetic
...
A strange incursion from another world...
Cast & Crew
Written by Van Winkle and Virginia Spotts
Narrator - Jon Grilz
Catherine Sheridan - Virginia Spotts
SCP-H-14A - Alejandra Cejudo (seh-who-dough)
Listen to Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason: https://www.realm.fm/shows/two-flat-earthers-kidnap-a-freemason
CW: Zany beyond belief.
Patrons
Parker Dato, Bryonatic, Nathan Logsdon, Lane, Athena Schwar...
2022-11-15 00:52:07 +0000 UTC View PostEvery year there's another sequel...
Cast & Crew:
SCP-5733 & 6733 were written by Dysandron
Narrator - Jon Grilz
Heather - Melissa Lusk
Researcher - Rissa Montanez
Dr. Baines - Graham Rowat
D-1974 - Brandon Nguyen
Guard - Rissa Montanez
Loren - Daisy McNamera
McCrea - Jesse Hall
Owens ...
2022-11-08 06:23:45 +0000 UTC View PostIn space no one can hear you call emergency meetings
CW: None
Patrons
Ian Hedges, Goth Jester, Silvandar, dumpy, Ricky Bozeman, Zachary Leech, Amy B, Jayden Hill, Jonathan Williams, Le...
2022-10-25 06:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHere, there's only one thing you gotta worry about: Punching Sharks.
CW: None
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Mouse_mouth, Attempted_murdr_of_crows, Scott Atkins, Rook, Eric M Guerrero, Andy Hancher, Caleb Boyce, Haye...
2022-10-20 07:42:34 +0000 UTC View PostSorry this episode is late folks! We had an issue with one of our integrations not responding!
CW: None
Patrons
Shadow, The Fifth Ring, William Ranney, Kai, Courtney Albertie, Jon ...
2022-10-14 17:31:15 +0000 UTC View PostCurtains will never close on this show
CW: None
Patrons
Nicholas Dalton, Jacob Sims, Tchrohs, Ashley Dearwester, Majin_Flo, James Romie, SigmaBunny, and Unflappedpie836!
Cast &...
2022-09-20 04:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou're obliged to assist your Guest.
CW: None
Patrons
Tim Eldred, Zach Drow, Cesar Lebron III, Konrad Eder, Brogan Murphy, Nolan Tenholder, Archer903, TheSleepyWitch, bmovo, AMuteNewt YT, Thomas Manyen ...
2022-09-12 22:07:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Just in case you missed our announcement last week, here it is in audio form!!! :)
See Jon Grilz, Pacific S. Obadiah, and Shelby Scott live on November 10 in Chicago!
Buy Tickets: https://bit.ly/BloodyFM
2022-09-12 21:33:04 +0000 UTC View Post
A few days early, this months postcard has arrived!
I'll update again early next week when I begin assembling envelopes and shipping everything out. We're still on track to have everything out on Sept. 15!
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Y'all, incredibly excited to announce that I'll be doing a live show on November 10 at Chicago's historic Music Box Theatre! Tickets are on sale now! General Admission is $25, and VIP tickets are $50 (which include front row seats, a swag bag and pritory access to the signing line post show).
I'll be joined by Jon Grilz (Creepy) and Shelby Scott (Scare You To Sleep)!
Three shows. ...
Hello Again
Hey Folks! It's been a minute since my last update.
Since getting my full-time ...
2022-09-01 19:24:42 +0000 UTC View PostYou know his name...
CW: None
Patrons
Justin Schwarzer, Xeno, Curtis F Weber, Will Charles, Owen, DBXTech, and ProcrastiNathan
Cast & Crew:
SCP-3208 was written by djkakt...
2022-08-30 06:21:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt's no one...
CW: None
Patrons
Eoin McDaniel, Erik Fones, Nick, Jordan S, Mat Williams, Jonathan Houmard, Batman5645, Austin Capps, and Evan Spillane!
Cas...
2022-08-22 23:29:14 +0000 UTC View PostSCP-5103: "The Spiral Axis"
To gaze upon infinity...
CW: None
Patron Names
Patrons
Brandon Dean, J.Nordh, Javier Hernandez, Lord Blackwood, Nicole...
2022-08-16 05:55:31 +0000 UTC View PostWith regards from Marshall, Carter, and Dark.
CW: None
Patrons
Lauren Buchanan, Jon Kitazono, Bee Dedmond, Jacob Vollans, Chance, Ryan Pritchett, Megan Goins, Havie, Riku D, Agent...
2022-08-09 04:50:30 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks!
Just wanted to update you real quick and let you know there won't be an episode this week! But we'll be back next week with some new stuff :) this will be our last break until November, so buckle in for three months of frightening fun!
See you all next week!
The truth, all of it.
CW: None
Patron Names
Doctor Edon - Lane Edon
Technician Sian Bian - Sian Bian
Patrons
Jack Stassi, C8linnn, Stephen C...
2022-07-26 16:53:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Last year I wrote "24 & Skylarking," a birthday retrospective where I talked about all the things I'd done in the last year, and all the things ahead.
In keeping with tradition, here's what's happening in my life.
The Year To Here
A thousand things have happened since last summer...
It's containment, my dear Watson.
CW: None
Patrons
just_riz, jaje, Ashleigh Little, TheSocksStayOn, Strawberry star girl, Jules Meuwissen, Kelly Stratton, Sylvia Mann, Jigglep...
2022-07-20 06:34:10 +0000 UTC View PostThe rain has come to wash us all away...
CW: None
Patron Names
Jack Purcell, Nate Stephenson, and Samuel Ramsey!
Patrons
Timo, Guner...
2022-07-12 07:15:32 +0000 UTC View PostIt's amazing what you might find beneath the ice...
CW: None
Cast & Crew:
SCP-4431was written by 2022-06-28 05:50:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Audio was updated with lower music, and better balanced audio. Thanks for writing in, folks!
SCP-2744: "Tattletale"
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CW: Domestic Abuse
Pat...
2022-06-21 02:25:36 +0000 UTC View Post