By Sean Fallon
BUTLER, Penn. – Billionaire Elon Musk unveiled an offer of $1 million to anyone willing to sign his birthday card, s...
2024-11-01 00:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the spookiest day of the year, so today we break down the spookiest video of all time.
Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA&list=RDsOnqjkJTMaA&start_radio=1
2024-10-31 17:29:59 +0000 UTC View Post
By Sam LiButti
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local mother Martha Browning grew concerned for her crust punk son af...
2024-10-31 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
By Matt Husser
TUCSON, Ariz. — Local werewolf Steve Callahan was under fire today after an unexpected transformation left his wolf form tra...
2024-10-30 00:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
BETHLEHEM, Pa. — Local conservative man and general douchebag Chet Dyker was spotted at a Hallowee...
2024-10-29 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
NEW YORK — Local metalhead Noel Donner is feeling nervous about th...
2024-10-28 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
WASHINGTON — The minds behind the much-reviled Project 2025 ann...
2024-10-27 01:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
LOS ANGELES — Local blitzed music executive at RCA Records repeatedly contacted Mariah Carey’s c...
2024-10-26 00:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
By Drew Gigis
DAVENPORT, Iowa — Local software firm Blackstone Limited is celebrating the diversity of the employees losing ...
2024-10-25 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Take a trip to the graveyard with Bill and Dan as they break down "Pet Sematary" by the Ramones. There will be thrills, chills, and lots of tight denim pants.
Watch the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWFsZ_YUc4
LOS ANGELES — B-list celebrities from every facet of the entertainment industry an...
2024-10-24 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
By Ben Friedman
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. – Distractions abounded in federal court after longtime former Abercr...
2024-10-23 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
By Bob Kerr
WASHINGTON — Legendary post-hardcore band Fugazi announced they would be canceling their reunion tour because interest...
2024-10-22 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
By Livy BerryMILWAUKEE — Local suburban father Dave Johnson made history after inadvertently performing...
2024-10-21 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
PITTSBURGH – Local crust punk Eric Gorski reportedly entered the stage of his life in which he onl...
2024-10-20 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
By Dan Kozuh
BRAINTREE, Mass. — A leak revealed that local punk band We Wear the Mask only keeps their second guitarist,...
2024-10-18 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Today Bill and Dan break down a video that was lost to time for 30 years thanks to litigation from New Line Cinema, so don't be upset with yourself if you've never seen this video before. Join us as we break it down for you and we deal with this nightmare together.
Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/wat...
By Carson Kile
LOS ANGELES — An astounding display of skill and expertise was observed today as local punk sommelier Evan Weaver co...
2024-10-17 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
By Ben Friedman
DEERFIELD, Ill. – Walgreens announced today that it would be closing 1,200 retail stores after unsu...
2024-10-16 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
By Tim Sheard
BOCA CHICA, Texas — Local businessman and investor Elon Musk presented his clea...
2024-10-15 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
By Ben Friedman
OMAHA, Neb. — HR generalist Annie Washington claims she already knows who within the compan...
2024-10-14 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Lifelong Metalhead Enters Third Consecutive Decade of People Assuming He Listens to Rammstein
BOULDER, Colo. — Local metalhead Theo Cordin entered the third consecutive deca...
2024-10-13 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
By John Danek
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Cult Americana legends Murder by Death are celebrating a unique milestone by officially disappointin...
2024-10-12 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
By Dan Kozuh
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Experts warned that if re-elected, former President Trump’s ...
2024-10-11 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
It's October, and that means we are legally obligated to cover a spooky music video. So this week Bill and Dan enter a deep sleep to break down the video for Dokken's "Dream Warriors" where they take on Freddy Krueger. Give it a listen.
Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noLPhZvcBpw
By Joe Rumrill
SAN JOSE, Calif. — Breaking university-level research revealed the unpleasant truth that the...
2024-10-10 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
By Doug Kolic
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Bret Michael’s longtime bandana and cowboy hat launched a heated custody battle of his ...
2024-10-09 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
By Chris Bowen
CHICAGO — Local metalhead Dirk Felton proposed to his girlfriend Jade...
2024-10-08 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
By Ryan Dondero
MOORESVILLE, N.C. — Lowe’s executives announced plans to introduce a 14-foot tall Glenn Danzig ahead of the upcoming Halloween...
2024-10-07 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
GG Allin Chia Pet Has Very Different Set of Directions for Fertilizing Soil
LITTLETON, N.H. — A recent release of a limited edition “GG Allin Chia Pet” elicited a mixed rea...
2024-10-06 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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