There wasn’t any point commenting about how surreal this all was. That had been true since I first woke up on that fucking cart.
“I’d have given you shit if you did, Mini-Me. You got the girl and everything. Even put a ring on her.” There was a sound like static again. “The last thing I want to hear is you complaining.”
“You...
2025-06-27 22:20:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe Old Lion
He leveled the letter on the lacquered table with another beleaguered glare. House Lannister had never been stronger than it stood now, and still his children were determined to do everything they could to try and tear it all down.
The dwarf had always been a disappointment, so he had hardly been surprised when ...
2025-06-22 20:20:23 +0000 UTC View PostOnly a two-way tie at least.
Bunny Troubles (My Hero Academia)
He and Usagiyama (or Mirko as she insisted on now) have had a tumultuous relationship throughout the years they've known one another, sometimes friends, sometimes rivals. Even bitter enemies for a few weeks after The Incident That Will Not Be Named.
Something changed after he helped he...
2025-06-22 00:07:10 +0000 UTC View PostI know some of the elements of the story haven't been the easiest to follow, my own additions to the already often contradictory mindfuck that is TES lore not making it any easier. And so, recap. One focusing on the more esoteric parts of the story...
The first chapter has the memetic opening without much explanation. The tower is first introduced at the very end of it.
The s...
2025-06-21 05:42:37 +0000 UTC View PostWindhelm continued the whole Lord of the Rings vibe that Whiterun had, just more Minas Tirith than Edoras, a sprawling thing of rock and stone that meshed with the mountain next to it. Though unlike the White City it also sat right on a massive river that emptied out into the sea to the north. Which meant ships.
One of those ships was bound for Winterhold.
I did think about taking t...
2025-06-20 19:57:44 +0000 UTC View PostTwo things.
With Ned's recent PoV, I was a teeny bit unhappy with the end after the bit about Melisandre's vision. Ned should have commented on Bobby B just needing an excuse, and that's in now. And then I also had him more purposefully not talk Bobby B down.
With Dreamer, I wasn't happy with the Oblivion parts in the latest chapter. While nonlinear time's come up a few tim...
2025-06-19 04:56:16 +0000 UTC View PostEddard
Green. Everything was green. Green and black. Ned could hear himself barking orders at his men as they tried to contain it, but his mind was a world away.
He could not even feel much relieved that it was only him in King’s Landing, for it was his insisting that the Blackfish take Bran and leave that his son found hi...
2025-06-15 01:47:15 +0000 UTC View PostWe were back in the barn again, staring at the stars that weren’t stars. Or she was, at least. I couldn’t stop looking at the ring on her finger.
It felt real in a way nothing had so far. Maybe because it was something from the place I still thought of as the real world.
“I can almost feel your eyes on it,” Skadi teased, lifting her hand to show it off. “Does it mean that ...
2025-06-12 20:30:28 +0000 UTC View PostJaime
Their first sight of Braavos was not the city itself, but the Titan that guarded the entrance to the lagoon that cradled it.
From afar it appeared as a giant astride the open sea, and grew more intimidating still with each moment that passed. While it did not stand near as high as the Rock, it also wasn’t a mountain ...
2025-06-07 21:45:41 +0000 UTC View PostYSMIR, DRAGON OF THE NORTH! II
Skadi drank in the scene before her with a quirk to her lips. Eir was still eyeing him grumpily, aye, but he had won her parents over. Not that it was hard.
All her father needed to hear was that he hadn’t shied away from taking the fight to the Thalmor, and her mother needed even less.
What’s important was that her plan work...
2025-06-05 21:49:10 +0000 UTC View PostThings have been slowly returning to normal with the move done and so I wanted to go through the Skyrim Patreon chapters to see if anything was lacking. I ended up expanding on the threesome some in 14 and added a small scene towards the end of 15. Also polished up all four.
I'll be dropping 18 tomorrow and the next two PoVs of Blackjack and Hookers Saturday.
I can say that one of t...
2025-06-05 05:21:12 +0000 UTC View PostSummer is upon us. The heat has inspired me to offer a Mirko thang.
Wooing a Femme Fatale (Overwatch)
He had been surprised when middle management asked him to sign on a mission with Widowmaker. As far as he knew, she usually worked alone.
It paid very well, and considering Talon paid well in general, that was saying something. He took the job. Th...
2025-06-03 14:22:45 +0000 UTC View PostThere I was, paddling my ass through the waters of Pokémon Hawaii, when it kinda just hit me. I could go anywhere. Kanto. Sinnoh. Even Unova on the other side of the world..
But there was a downside. I was an Ultra Beast now, a fucking Pokémon. I was still coming to terms with that. If I left now, I wouldn’t be able to find out more about what the fuck happened. The Aether Foundation ...
2025-06-02 03:53:07 +0000 UTC View PostThe Foster Father
Even the nights in Volantis were hot and heavy, he had found. The strong stench of fish and boiled milk did not help as he waited for the bedamned cheesemonger to find him, wiping at his brow with a cloth already wet with sweat.
None of them had expected to hear that Pentos had been sacked by the Dothraki. ...
2025-05-30 20:03:37 +0000 UTC View PostReally, what did I expect? After my bender across Oblivion, there probably wasn’t a solitary Daedric Prince that wasn’t aware of me now. So I sighed and dropped the shit-eating grin in favor of something more miserable.
“I didn’t pick the name,” I insisted firstly. I had Meridia’s shiny ass to thank for it.
Skadi’s eyes were impossibly blue again as she stared at me. S...
2025-05-27 20:57:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhile I feel like half a cripple after moving everything into the new apartment, I am happy to announce that the pain has given me an idea! We'll be at the 100k words mark soon, so not a bad time for me to get a measure of what peoples' favorite PoV characters have been.
Also, if you've been hankering for me to write a PoV I haven't yet or want to throw me some feedback in general, now's ...
2025-05-25 19:34:53 +0000 UTC View PostThe Blooming Flower
Naella hoped that with the sorcerer’s departure that all would return to normal in King’s Landing and she could complete her final year of service in relative peace. The gods saw fit to make a mockery of her hopes instead.
When she heard that Pentos had been sacked, she tried to gather the courage to ...
2025-05-21 20:49:25 +0000 UTC View PostDespite being the one to strongarm me into meeting her parents, Skadi still took her sweet time leaving Whiterun behind. Or more accurately, the Skyforge.
Something about going home had lit a fire under her dumptruck of an ass, and it wasn’t like Earland Gray-Dane or whatever his name was could tell the Dragonborn no. It made my occasionally nagging Farengar with questions about how mag...
2025-05-17 22:33:53 +0000 UTC View PostWith a continuation to My Pokémon Life as an Eldritch Abomination heavily leading the vote, I figured I'd just close it a few days earlier to give more time for the secondary vote.
I can basically take the intro I had anywhere. He can just swim his ass to any region.
2025-05-14 17:56:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe Wild Child
She grinned as she beat the shadowed figure back across the godswood, steel clashing against steel.
It was always in the godswood, and it had taken so many times that she could not count them all, but Arya felt as if she might finally beat her teacher. Her hand even moved instinctively to guard against a sneak...
2025-05-13 22:14:41 +0000 UTC View PostAE ALDMERIS I
Reia bit down an exasperated sigh as yet another Nord attempted to engage her in conversation. No, this one was a Breton. The slight hint of mer stuck out like a sore thumb the more she looked.
She quickly returned a dull smile and some empty words, already missing her uniform that kept the locals at a distance...
2025-05-11 21:06:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt is time for a return to Winterfell. There's a few PoVs I can work with here.
2025-05-08 22:09:31 +0000 UTC View PostAsha
She had grown rather fond of Dorne this past moon. It wasn’t Lys with its beaches of purest white sand and water like glass, but it was still everything the iron islands weren’t.
It didn’t hurt that she grew more rich each time her Black Wind set sail thanks to that uncanny gull Solomon had left with her....
2025-05-06 21:56:23 +0000 UTC View PostAs the light show came to an end and Skadi digested Murmulnir’s soul, her surprise turned into something… well, something very intimate. And I would know.
Who knew dragon souls doubled as party drugs? Sanguine, probably.
It didn’t last, leaving her on her ass and staring at all that was left of Mirmulnir. His skeleton made even her look tiny.
I had to hobble my ...
2025-05-03 21:16:16 +0000 UTC View PostThe flowers are blooming.
Wooing a Femme Fatale (Overwatch)
He had been surprised when middle management asked him to sign on a mission with Widowmaker. As far as he knew, she usually worked alone.
It paid very well, and considering Talon paid well in general, that was saying something. He took the job. The worst case scenario was always the same ...
2025-05-01 23:27:28 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s nothing quite like waking up one day only to fall into a hole in the floor. It wasn’t even a hole that led to somewhere sensible like the room below me, nah, it sent me zooming through space like an interstellar missile instead. All very cool.
What happened after is fuzzy. I crashed? Something like that. Honestly, I couldn’t even tell you how long I was doing an impromptu re...
2025-05-01 01:33:12 +0000 UTC View PostSolomon
He sighed as Cersei raked her nails sharply across his back again, drawing more of his blood. Out of all the women he’s had in this world or the last, she was easily the most rapacious. One step removed from a succubus even.
Still, he could only complain so much. Having a queen completely lose herself for a crumb o...
2025-04-27 21:34:13 +0000 UTC View PostEverything came to a halt as I found myself hearing someone's voice through all the static, my thoughts being pulled three different ways like dough or rubber. I desperately tried to focus on their words, slowly separating myself from myself from myself again.
It all left me feeling like one of those Russian nesting dolls.
Finally, I found myself back in the Riverwood Trader, Lucan ...
2025-04-23 21:37:17 +0000 UTC View PostSo, apparently NSFW posts have to be paywalled. Or in legalese "should reside behind the subscription wall to be accessible only by the creator's fan community of paid members" and so on. Very unbased.
There's one going public soon, so figured I would give heads-up.
2025-04-22 06:49:15 +0000 UTC View PostEddard
Ever since he had arrived in this accursed city, it seemed intent on greeting him with some fresh disaster on every morrow. The North had its troubles, certainly, but it still allowed itself to be ruled.
Ned could not say he ruled the Seven Kingdoms. He could not even say he ruled King’s Landing, as it were...
2025-04-20 21:37:09 +0000 UTC View Post