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DxD Crawling To The TOP

Chapter 28





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<Minos Gear: BALANCE BREAKER!!!>



Bulky brown armor surrounds Haruto, with purple gems all around it.








Kokabiel has a slight smile as sweat runs down his face by the raw power that he feels. He can see that in...

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In Gotham with Mob Boss System

Chapter 11



Title: Unreadable...




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If there is one thing that Pamela finds intriguing is her new boss. As someone that likes to know people that she surrounds herself with, especially the men. She tries to find as much as she can.


In the end, she sits in her new office with a frown on her face. During the last month that she has been working for...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 6



Title: I want to be a...




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In the end, since I am not fighting I better start training with something then. Like a weapon of choice. I could use my claws and fists, but I would like a weapon too as it would compliment my range and damage output.


I am in the weapon room on the ship and look through the weapons. The room is damp, dark a...

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DxD Crawling To The Top

Chapter 27



Title: Existence Eater...




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Later on, Koneko and Issei meet up and agree with the church trio to allow Kiba to destroy one of the Excalibur fragments.





At the same time as Haruto is fu*king Ras, Athena is in her laboratory. Her mind wandering to Haruto. ‘He won’t leave me for that red-haired girl… he won’t leave...

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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari

Chapter 34



Title: Annoying Green Hair...



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Momo looks at the screen in front of her and it shows Todoroki being grabbed by Aizawa’s bandage-like weapons. Kaminari on the other hand has a calm look on his face as he jumps backward, but he still can’t use his quirk as Aizawa is looking at him. 


But as he looks at Kaminari, Todoroki can now u...

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DxD Crawling to the Top

Chapter 26



Title: Cheating Boyfriend...




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Jeanne's aura explodes out of her body as she looks at Xenovia. Making the latter sweat in nervousness and think to herself. 'He is known to sell information… and didn't he cheat on you? Why would you want to defend the honor of someone like that?!!'





-Haruto POV-


Watc...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 40



Title: Sticking Out...



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Everyone laughs and smiles as old friends reunite. Robert, Ned, and Arthur smile and tell stories while Stannis just eats by the side of the table.


"And here I was, about piss out drunk and I just bashed my shield against Ned." Explains Arthur seemingly drunk. "The people cheering me while I was like, wait what? ...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 42




Title: Razor...


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A couple of hours later and I look at Karla slightly surprised.

Damn, she really is a genius. I see her concentrate as she tries to use her bandages to create prosthetic legs. I guess I should remember this too, and in case one day I lose a limb I can make one of earth.


I see her try to walk, but she keeps stumbl...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 41



Title: Dead...




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I grit my teeth at the decision that I have to make now, I know just how dangerous this could go both ways. I am fu*ked wither way, but I know at least that even if I survive now. I will have Azula after my asś as soon as Karla dies and she is out of her control.

Sh*t… Azula is dangerous, and not just because she spec...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 39



Title: The Start of the Greyjoy Rebellion




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Time passes like that for me, years go by and more than six years after Robert's Rebellion, another rebellion comes by. In year 289… the Greyjoy Rebellion came about. I look at the letter in front of me and smile.

Robert has called on me to go and fight for him. I get up from my chair and eve...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 5



Title: Confident...




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After some time passes, I finally learn something. Pirate Crews have a way more complicated structure when they have a lot of members in it. Especially one as sophisticated as Amelia’s Crew, or maybe this is only how she manages the crew? Well, it doesn't matter in the end as I have seen just how efficient the method is. View Post

DxD Crawling To The TOP

Chapter 25




Title: Animosity...




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As Xenovia crashes through the trees, Haruto still has a smug smile on his face. "Amazing isn't it Xenovia? You are quite the big girl now aren't you?"


She doesn't say anything as she gets up and charges at Haruto. "Fight me like a man you bastard. Don't use your magic tricks."


Fwosh!


S...

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In Gotham with Mob Boss System

Chapter 10




Title: Tax Loopholes...





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Hiring Pamela could be a double-edged knife, but it isn't too bad. I can take care of her if need be. Her power isn't anything special yet, and she can't control plants yet. Of course, her most dangerous factor is her intelligence and her beauty. The latter is especially a deadly combination with the former. Ju...

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Hunter X Hunter: Grounded

Chapter 40



Title: Two Roads…



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Terror grips at my heart, a fear that I haven't felt in a long… long time flows through my body. I know that one wrong move and I am dead, but I have no other choice now. I either do this or I die…



Slowly Nen flows through my body, enveloping it. I have never done anything like this. But I am ready to do eve...

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DxD Crawling to the TOP

Chapter 24



Title: Killer Queen...



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After that conversation with Rias, Jeanne's blue eyes have coldness in them as she looks at the Gremory heir. "Listen, we want no trouble. We are only asking you to not interfere."


"Is that so…" Says Rias, her eyes also getting colder. "Don't worry, we won't interfere with your death."

Jeanne's holy aura...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 4



Title: Flexing...





It seems like I was in North Blue… a place that is quite bad and I don't have a lot of knowledge about it, except for Germa 66 that is a kingdom in this part of the sea.


Well, that was still better than nothing, I now knew at least some things about the place. Dangers were around every corner in any Blue Sea, but ...

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DxD Crawling to the TOP

Chapter 23



Title: A Lover...




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What Athena saw after the illusion is broken is Haruto, except unlike his previous appearance of a young healthy man, now he is thinner, his muscles degraded and he has strange red veins running through his body. The veins were so red it seemed like they were made of lava.


Athena's face pales at this. "Sh*t… you...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 135




Title: THE END...




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I could feel it, the dangerous feeling coming from their bodies. Not even for a second do I think that they have my best interests in their eyes.


I look at the seemingly normal person in front of those two monsters. I know who that is… that is me… that is me from my past life.

Noah, Age 19… died ...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 34



Title: Desperate...




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Van, the Undead now looks at Alex, Lily, and the plain-looking girl behind him. 



"Well, I can't go back to the academy like this," says Van, a disgusting rotten stench coming out of his mouth as he speaks. 


'He turned himself into an undead. Now… this requires a complete change of tact...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 134



Title: Teacher vs Bad Student...



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Jaw looks at Rayleigh, the old man has picked up his sword and clashes with him.


"I changed my mind, I want to fight now." Says Rayleigh, a smile making its way on his face. "Meeting Roger in the afterlife having given up, he definitely won't let it go for a while."


At this, Jaw just looks c...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 3



Title: So Close...




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"Okay, so this is the kitchen." Said Doser, having to crouch down to enter the kitchen which was filled with only two chefs. They were cooking something that smelled delicious, honestly, anything food-related smelled delicious right about now. "Oy! Rosie, Crock, I got ya a new helping hand. Say hello to the new cabin boy Max...

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Harry Potter: Reborn as Lockhart

Chapter 37



Title: Exploring Other Wizarding Worlds...



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I don't pay attention to my sisters, or the rest of my family. A simple Oblivation, a little memory manipulation, and they were good to go. 

This time I only have slight difficulty in changing my mother's memories, but it was done in the end. She is a witch, but she is rusty, the most magic s...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 2



Title: Saved...



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As the ship approached, I almost sighed in relief, but my mind immediately stopped thinking happy thoughts as I realized that they are pirates.


'Damn, hope that they have some food at least, and feed me. Please don't be the killing kind of pirate.' I prayed to any god that might care to listen out there.



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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 133



Title: Tying up loose ends...



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Jaw looks at the map and can't help it as he contemplates. 'The Red Line and the Calm Belts are what is keeping me from having access to all the blues in an easy way.'


Even as a fishman, his men can't easily cross the Red Line or the Calm Belts, and that was the thing stopping Jaw from being as maneuverab...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 132




Title: Destruction...





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Jaw looks at the poison as it starts spreading up his arm. This is no joke, Magellan's normal poison is difficult enough to build an antidote for, this red demon poison has no antidote. It just shuts down the body, burning it and destroying every cell.



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"You can have an arm of mine." I ...

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My Hero Academia: Reborn as Denki Kaminari

Chapter 33



Title: 'Genius'...



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As we arrive at the classroom I go towards Momo to talk to her. "Goo-"


"Everyone in their seats." Comes Aizawa's nonchalant voice. I only sigh and wave at Momo as I go to my seat.


"In a week the End of Term exams will come about, remember to study." Says Aizawa, completely in his usual voice.


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DxD Crawling to the Top

Chapter 22




Title: Hiding Something...




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"I would go crazy if I read the thing." Says Rias as she shrugs at this. "I mean didn't one of the gods of the Indian Pantheon go crazy by reading it."



Haruto smiles at that. "Yep… also you are quite knowledgeable about stuff like this."


"Yeah." Says Rias calmly, but there is a hi...

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One Piece: Reborn as a Fishman

Chapter 131



Title: A Dragon Appears...





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At this time Itachi looked at his father, while Escanor's death had hit everyone hard. Jaw was hit the worst, it is true, that he made children to build his own army, but he also spent countless times with all of them to build a connection there, and Eascanor, as one of his first children… he spent a lot of ...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 33



Title: Hidden...




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Another day passes and Alex just sat down on his chair, his body had grown thin during these days. His sense of hunger had been completely overwhelmed by his need to sleep. His left hand has many cuts in it now and the blood has started to dry now.


Lily looks at this, she has been sleeping regularly, but as she lo...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Fray

Chapter 38



Title: 'Sick'...




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Arthur knows what is going on, he is losing lifespan the more he uses magic. This world's magic works in a weird manner, especially the higher level of spells. He has overused his magic repeatedly during the rebellion, just so he can give himself a strategic advantage. But that has cost him now.


At this rate, he ca...

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