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gender assignment gun

it's got a scope on it and I fire it from the bathroom, gendering anything in its path

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Pokemon Shield

and its a game where you keep bringing up your friend thats a pokemon so you can make racist jokes about pokemon

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Everyone keeps asking me if I'm gay

And I'm thinking Yeah, I'm gay

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Jizzo

and im a big fat guy that got fat from drinking cum and everyones soo proud of how big fat and beuatiful my fat body is

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What kind of audio interface

Should we replace the zoom with? I'd like to make some kind of coffee table with an integrated audio interface and mics and shit so im looking for something thats rack mountable. 

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Regular Episode Early Access: Scumbag Vinny

Vinny Beedle returns (redemption) for one of the most fun episodes we've had in a long time. 

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Don't Get Excited

We recorded this before the news broke (that Adam had gay sex with some guy)

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)downs voice( rock and roll

and hes doing a thumbs up

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Killary Jailinton

lock her up 2020

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Shirt me off

Feeling good being a shirt boy. It's not about escaping the gamestop friends, its about OWNING the game stop 

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Shirts Are Restocked

Everything is back in stock with the addition of the Richard Gere museum shirts and the Italian shirts. 

Got some big boy sizes for everything now too (2XL) 

Thanks

-Nick 

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Late Vancouver Live Show

We fucked all the girls at this show 

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Early Vancouver Live Show

Forgot to upload these

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Cheeseburger In Service of The LORD

oh you know ive been googling

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Epstein

Adam has mysteriously vanished

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The Last Bad Episode

sorry folks. we will be back to normal after this one I promise.

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Store is back up for now

Okay so I finally got this somewhat working. Because of how Shopify calculates shipping, its set up so you can only order one shirt total per order. It’s not ideal but someone is making me another store where that’s not a problem.


I took the old store down because I was using a drop shipping service through Shopify that was sending out garbage that would fall apart in the w...

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Otowa 2019

mhm thats right

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Monteral 2019

oh yeah you knew it was this baby

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toronto live

sorry for the delay

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premium delay

sorry guys I need to find a place to upload the premium later today, the airbnb wifi is connecting at 44kbps and idk what to do/how to fix it. 

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off to canada

well boys see ya later

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making sausage

this isnt the premium for this week, we were gonna delete this episode but people complain about that, so here's what an episode we don't want to release sounds like 

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Official Discord

I get a lot of messages regarding issues with the RSS feed that get buried in Patreon's messaging system. I've added Discord to the patreon, I think if you connect your discord account to patreon you should be automatically invited to the server now. As far as I can tell I set everything up, but I may have fucked it up considering I've never used discord and I'm old now. 

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summer of jamel

jamel's in town so he stopped by to also call adam gay

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Honey I Sunked THe kids

oopsie daisy

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John Vick

I lowe to vawe my gun at people who kick my dog

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mommas boys

I hope you all spent time with your moms instead of wondering where the premium is. thats why its late by the way, I was teaching you a lesson, and its not because I forgot it was sunday

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happy fuckin mouth surgery day

stavs got new bones

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the mueller report lol

robert mueller lol

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