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The Republican budget advances out of committee, Medicaid cuts may affect people on the ACA marketplace, SCOTUS decides to maintains their halt on North Texas AEA deportations, and SCOTUS considers ending temporary universal injunctions.
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The Republican budget advances - 2025-05-19 20:37:42 +0000 UTC View Post
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Republicans reveal their EVIL budget that cuts a lot of beneficial programs, David Hogg might get kicked out of the DNC, and a judge rules in favor of Trump's invocation of the AEA of 1798.
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The Evil Budget Bill - 2025-05-15 20:12:50 +0000 UTC View Post
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Stephen Miller wants to suspend Habeas Corpus, the Newark Mayor got arrested at an immigration detention center, the tariffs on China got paused,, and Trump embraces a new form of Communism.
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Habeas Corpus & its discontents – 2025-05-12 20:56:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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The HITO boys talk about a myriad of news concerning Medicaid cuts in the incoming Republican budget, Israel's announced occupation of Gaza, the first post-Liberation Day trade deal, and Biden's first interview since leaving the White House.
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Budget looms - 2025-05-08 20:29:09 +0000 UTC View Post
EPISODE 200 HITO 2.0 IS HERE AND BETTER THAN EVER.
(Apologies for any echo... studio is still being put together).
The boys gather to talk about Trump's various first 100 days interviews, how the tariffs will start affecting American consumers as soon as next week, the establishment blues, and some Michigan legislative news.
Seen on this episode: 2025-05-05 21:28:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember: our new episode schedule starts next week! Monday and Thursday drops for Patrons!
2025-05-03 20:05:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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The boys gather to talk about Trump's first 100 days, how others seem to be running the show, the arrests of two judges, Trump's new pro-natalist bent, the starvation plan Israel has for Gaza, and Elissa Slotkin’s plan to turn the democrats away from being “weak and woke.”
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Trump’s first 100 days inter...
2025-04-27 21:01:41 +0000 UTC View Post
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The boys gather to inform you all about the updates in Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s deportation, the Supreme Court’s recent ruling halting the Alien Enemies Act deportations, and Harvard pushing back against Trump's demands.
Community Art Contest VOTING (closes April 25): 2025-04-20 17:09:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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The MEN return to talk about Trump’s will-they won't-they tariffs, evil immigration news, the SAVE Act’s attempt to disenfranchise voters, and some wicked extras from around the country.
Community Art Contest VOTING (closes April 25): 2025-04-13 20:28:41 +0000 UTC View Post
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT CONTAINED WITHIN (EARLY ACCESS)
The men talk about Trump's INSANE Liberation Day tariffs and the Trump admin’s routine human rights violations through their suspension of due process and deportations.
Community Art Contest (closes April 11): 2025-04-06 21:09:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi folks,
It's that time again! We are cooking up another postcard to send out at the end of April/early May and would like to remind the newcomers and oldheads alike to sign up for the HITO Postcard Program if you have not already! You can do so here: 2025-04-05 14:27:42 +0000 UTC View Post
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THE GROUP CHAT LEAKED!
The men discuss the major fuck up that was the Houthi PC small group. Also, the Trump administration violates due process for visa holders and immigrants, museums are too woke, and Florida is bringing back child labor in a big way.
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War plans group chat leak/Yemen airstrikes –&n...
2025-04-01 00:49:32 +0000 UTC View PostHi gang,
For our early access listeners, the early pod drop will be delayed by a day from Sunday, March 30, to Monday, March 31. Will probably drop here on Patreon around 8PM or so on 3/31. Apologies for the delay!
Jeremy & Gage
2025-03-28 14:18:13 +0000 UTC View PostHi gang,
A few weeks ago, we reached our goal and we cannot thank you enough!
Thus, we are beginning the community art contest to determine who will be immortalized in the studio forever. If you're interested, check out this Google form: ...
2025-03-24 16:08:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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The men discuss Trump's battle with a federal judge to make sure he can deport innocent people, the gutting of the Department of Education, the “Abundance Agenda”, Israel breaking the Gaza ceasefire, and Trump using his office to go after personal enemies.
Community Art Contest (Google login required): 2025-03-23 21:23:26 +0000 UTC View Post
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ITS ONLY BEEN 2 MONTHS! The HITO boys walk you through Trump’s further descent into fascism (which Democrats are instrumental in) with the passage of a government funding bill, the arrest of Mahmoud Khalil, and the invocation of the 1798 Alien Enemies Act.
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Government shutdown averted - 2025-03-16 16:27:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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As the Democrats get mad at the progressives trying to do ANYTHING at Trump's Joint Address to Congress, Trump does tariffs, Texas tries to criminalize being trans, and SCOTUS gives us poop water.
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Trump’s Joint Session - 2025-03-09 21:06:56 +0000 UTC View Post
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Republicans are gutting Medicaid, ravaging the VA, attacking same-sex marriage in Michigan, and bullying Zelenskyy in the Oval Office. And in the amidst of all of this, Democrats chose… *checks notes* Elissa Slotkin to respond to Trump’s Joint Session?
Register for our event in Farmington: 2025-03-02 15:50:53 +0000 UTC View Post
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The boys run through the cringe at CPAC 2025, DOGE closing social security offices amid other dumb things, some budget talk, and South Dakota wanting to put librarians in jail.
We will be at the Farmington Community Library on March 8th at 2:30 PM hosting an event! Sign up here: 2025-02-23 18:33:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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Trump is defunding cancer research across the nation, trying to gut the Department of Education, and working towards becoming God-King-Emperor. The GOP plans to increase the deficit by $4 TRILLION so rich people can get tax breaks. Also, Eric Adams is a free man.
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Linda McMahon & the DOE - 2025-02-16 18:41:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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The HITO BOYS are so tired. They try their best to cover everything Elon Musk and DOGE have been doing to gut the federal government, the Democrats feckless response to everything, and other Trump nonsense.
This pod was recorded hours before Trump said he expects Elon to find waste in the military: 2025-02-09 21:56:27 +0000 UTC View Post
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The boys cover TOO MUCH NEWS: there were multiple plane crashes that Trump blamed on DEI, more bad executive orders, Gitmo might be turned into a concentration camp, devastating tariffs have been put in place, and the Michigan GOP wants workers to be sick and poor.
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DC plane crash - 2025-02-02 21:28:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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The HITO boys run through the diabolical executive orders Trump put in place during his (second) first week in office. The boys also cover more of Trump's nominations and some insane pieces of legislation from Indiana.
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Trump Executive Orders - 2025-01-26 21:49:32 +0000 UTC View Post
As promised, here is our THIRD Q&A, available first right here on Patreon!
Thank you to all those who submitted questions, and thank you x2 for supporting the show and allowing us to do fun stuff like this!
2025-01-20 21:41:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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Alternate Title: Biden Fumbled the Bag
The boys yap about Biden getting lil bro'd by Trump (on TikTok and the ceasefire), the Democrats in Congress collaborating with fascists, and the insanity of Trump’s cabinet.
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Pam Bondi & Trump University - 2025-01-19 19:58:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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The men run through a slate of stories that provide a preview of the next four years. Included are Congress attempting to pass Trump's agenda, Trump wanting to invade Greenland and do imperialism, an Idaho Republican wanting to ban gay marriage, the California wildfires and the conspiracies surrounding them, and the abysmal Laken Riley Act.
California C...
2025-01-12 21:55:54 +0000 UTC View Post
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The boys swim against the tide and once again stand as the only people who support immigrants. Also, they cover recent acts of terror on US soil, talk about Congress news, and run through some notable anti-trans laws in Ohio.
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Presidential Citizen’s Medal / Medal of Freedom Recipients - 2025-01-05 17:31:13 +0000 UTC View Post
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The boys gather to celebrate the end of a terrible year with the third annual HITO Award Show.
2024-12-29 19:34:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey non-parasocial friends,
Here is a BLANK bracket if you'd like to play along with our tournament segment later in today's episode. Coming soon!
Jeremy & Gage
2024-12-29 14:26:50 +0000 UTC View Post
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IT'S A HITO CHRISTMAS!! This year Santa brought all of HITO’s loyal listeners the gift of Elon Musk's shadow presidency, the Gerontocracy, strikes at Amazon, and an anti-immigration local news BANGER.
VOTE in the 2024 HITO Award Show: https://forms.gle/BzyrJcsvpbLCmXf56