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First Pass Edit: MR141 - Cooking Burgers

Chasing the Perfect Burger

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/a8a3nb97qIY

It was a quiet, foggy morning when the Burg Burgler burgled the best burgs. The lead detective on the case went mad, sherriff was run out of town, and the people of BurgBerg never found peace. That is... until today. 

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First Pass Edit: MR140 - 3 Mead Cocktails

3 Mead Cocktails

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/aADl3NvketE 

As the old saying goes, "You can lead a steed through reed, but if you feed the breed mead, you'll have to concede that you did indeed impede your speedy steed."

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The Notebook

  • ½ ounce mead
  • mashed blackberry and orange slice 2018-09-22 01:48:10 +0000 UTC View Post

First Pass Edit: MR139 - Thermal Masking

Defeating Predator-Vision (FLIR Cameras)

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/bp7T7-RIP7g

el diablo cazador trofeo de los videos de youtube

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Cooking Pork Chops with a Car Engine

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/0bGttT8oP6M

If you know Brian even a little, you'll know this was all completely a ruse to let Brian drive around in the Pork Chop Express for an episode.

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Extended Outtakes: Bowel Instructions

Just a quick heads up, this Extended Outtakes is going to go live to the public earlier than usual since it's tied into the shirt fundraiser, and we want to keep it in everybody's mind while it's still active.

Concealing Escape Tools

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/UAojbf-1iXc 

No mention of the homonculous charm though, always an essential in managing such mischief.

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We are funded in part by you lovely patrons. Thank you. Special thanks go to contributors Mark Gibson, Todd Kopriva, Vladimir Edelman, Andrew Kiernan.

2018-09-01 07:55:11 +0000 UTC View Post

We need to poop. 💩

Sometimes we're playful, offering new stuff.  Sometimes we've got exciting and fun news.

This is neither of those times.

We desperately need your help in the next 72 hours.

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Hey guys. Brian here. Writing because we have a very serious problem and hopefully a very cool, very fun way for all of us to fix it.

S...

2018-08-30 21:48:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Razor Blade Flail

The guys never got over the idea of shooting razor blades out of a nerf gun, but we just wouldn't let them. So they re-worked it in a way that doesn't just let razors fly loose, it's "safer because shoe laces are harmless."

* do us the favor and don't make these, or use them.

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Improvising a Candle with Baby Oil and Yogurt

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/JdE5fu76MVI

Brian and Jason perform the Rite of Kindling on an unlikely bonfire.

* This is a pretty serious fire hazard, so only do this in emergency situations while keeping it constantly monitored, and optimally in a fire-proof container. You don't want a big oily fire...

2018-08-22 23:40:03 +0000 UTC View Post

First Pass Edit: MR134 - Fight Choreography

Touring the Modern Rogue World Headquarters

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/9wDFamlC3qo

Brian and Jason traverse the 7-acre expanse (the 7-acre shwood?) of the new HQ, now in HD!

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Fight Choreography with Iko Uwais & Sam Looc

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/vdHDSyt_pZ0

[extremely trailer voice]

"Two men at the top of their game. With everything to lose, they put it all on the line when they get in the ring. Guided by actual professionals who know what they're doing, Brian Brushwood and Jason Murphy are... Some Old Guys Who Do C...

2018-08-14 21:01:19 +0000 UTC View Post

5 System Exploiters Who Won Big

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/5ovjuKYimTs 

5 people who took such advantage of *the system* that they could have their own tv show. It could be called Manipulating the System, and the five of them will all look like experts, and they'll... I don't know, teach you how to pack your travel bags or s...

2018-08-11 05:48:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Work Day: Modern Rogue - tDCS / Nunchaku

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/Fn-l-59TWa0

It has been some time, right about 2 years in fact, since our last one of these. For those of you who never caught the original, this is a feature where I just document a full day of recordin...

2018-08-08 22:06:41 +0000 UTC View Post

First Pass Edit: MR132 - Hydrogen Balloons

Idiots Test Hydrogen (with Macaulay Culkin)

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/b5N6qLOYreE

What did Henry Cavendish really know? What was he hiding all those years ago? Hydrogen is obviously named from the latin root "Hydra," coincidence? Oh, atomic number one? That's pretty convenient if you ask me. Look, I'm just asking the tough questions here.

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2018-08-03 22:42:25 +0000 UTC View Post

First Pass Edit: MR131 - Hot Pepper Remedies

Surviving a Hot Pepper Gauntlet (featuring The Beerists)

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/q-Rb-yRwPOg

Time to put a little pepper in your stepper, a little heat in your feet, a little capsaicin dealt by Jason, a bit of burning to cry on for Brian, it'll go straight through to your pant if you're Grant, played'em all like a pawn as did John, but hey, go ahead and get th...

2018-07-28 00:34:34 +0000 UTC View Post

First Pass Edit: MR130 - Bloodstain Pattern Analysis

Solving a Crime with Bloodstain Analysis (feat. Macaulay Culkin)

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/IXncgbEeue8

I asked Jason what his blood type was, so I could fill out his Bizarre Magic personnel file, and he said that he "preferred the red kind, but [he's] not picky." And I think Macaulay Culkin is still on the premises? Because I definitely heard a hushed Burnsian whisper, ...

2018-07-21 07:31:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Extended Outtakes: How Powerful is Your Brian?

First Pass Edit: MR129 - tDCS

Can Electricity Overclock Your Brain?

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/f8bXCscNF1U

Brian Brushwood. Magician, exposed to inappropriate levels of brain electricity. "Electric sponges make him the world's smartest man!" I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!

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First Pass Edit: MR127 - Card Flourishes

First Pass Edit: MR128 - PVC Bow

Improvising a PVC Bow

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/1tOqyXaMJOg

Stone Age. Bronze Age. Iron Age. PVC Age.

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2018-07-06 21:10:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Fling Cards Like a Showboating Gambler

YouTube Link: https://youtu.be/cdQntHeFJTY

Forward for this episode written by Stan Lee, probably:

"Greetings true believers, it is me, the one and only probably real Stan Lee! I got a new superhero, ya dig? His name is Card Throwy-Man. His superpower is a supernatural ability to do high...

2018-06-29 17:20:14 +0000 UTC View Post