Wellp, here it is: two months worth of work. It's finally done. The Annapocryphal, 25k plus words, some of what I feel is my best work. I hope y'all enjoy it, because at this point MinuteRice and I never wanna see this story again.
So, I've talked it over with my A+ Patrons on Discord, and we've come to an agreement. Given the current circumstances of the world, I wanted to post thi...
2020-03-31 01:59:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Quick look at the little Self Insert Support EX chapter I’m posting tomorrow. I’ll be doing one of these a month until Book 3 starts up, then it’ll (probably) be back to regular Supports twice a month. Or we keep these if y’all like em more? Either or. I’m easy.
So, context as to why I’m so late with this update: almost immediately after that last update last month where I sai...
2020-03-30 22:45:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning all! Back with another look at the Annapocryphal.
This story has become insane. The Anna Apocryphal Tale Can’t Buy Me Love is going to clock in at around about a very weighty 30k words. That’s a lot. That’s three standard Self Insert chapters. I genuinely don’t know if I’m gonna get it done before April. To lessen the editing load on MinuteRice I’ve ...
2020-03-22 11:37:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning/Evening all! Depending on your geographical location, anyway... have a brief glimpse of Anna in work mode from the upcoming Annapocryphal. We’re getting there!
I’ll do up some polls for SI!Dark in the next couple of days sometime. Still not quite sure where I wanna go next. All I know is that there’ll be at least two more desert chapters. Got a good joke planned for the next...
2020-03-15 11:36:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Wellp. We did it. I feel like I made it. We can all go home now, pack it in, I’ve peaked. We hit the magic number, ladies and gents. Update 69. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
To celebrate have a preview of the next Self Insert Dark chapter. It’s coming along nicely. I’m making this post now, because I’m still off work and I’ll end up totally forgetting without my regular schedule to remind m...
2020-03-08 05:55:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Good day, friends. How we all doing? Hello to all my new patrons! Welcome to the madhouse. Here’s a quick look at a new scene from the Annapocryphal.
To recap writing plans: finished Annapocryphal this month, SI!Dark ch11 this month, new canon SI short this month, starting a new commissioned Modern AU Three Houses story after that. Hopefully I’ll have some fresh artwork to show off t...
2020-03-01 21:17:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Featuring my lovely co-host 'Pikachu's Ass'! Now with 95% less bitching and moaning about my poor health!
2020-02-29 16:43:00 +0000 UTC View PostOkie dokie, as promised here is a partial draft of the Anna Apocryphal Tale, or Annapocryphal, Can't Buy Me Love. Yes, I'm one of those schmucks that likes to use song lyrics as titles. Sue me. XD
So, while this is an incomplete draft at about 50% of what I have planned for the story, it is still actually 10k words long. 40 A4 pages. I know I said I wanted to get this done this m...
2020-02-27 15:22:14 +0000 UTC View PostI apologize for the delay on this one. I'll hopefully have better luck on the next Blazing Trinity chapter. Remember, y'all get this for a month now before it goes live, so enjoy!
I'll post the first half of the Annapocryphal sometime before the end of the week, but remember that that will just be a draft.
2020-02-24 22:26:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Have another look at the draft for Blazing Trinity ch9. It’s done and in editing, should be done and uploaded sometime this week.
Also, I’m absolutely not getting the Annapocryphal done this month, because I’ve already written 8k words and I’m barely halfway through my planned scenes. So, instead I’ll be posting the first half of the draft as a little treat sometime af...
2020-02-23 13:10:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I do truly apologise for this, but... Execute Order 66! XD (I’ve been waiting nearly a year to say that!)
*ahem* Good morning all! Have a quick look at the new Blazing Trinity chapter I’m still working on. I spent all weekend on this and SI!Dark. Dark ch10 is done and in editing, should be done today sometime (I’m gonna ride Rice’s ass until it is), and I’ll post it ASA...
2020-02-16 11:46:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Firstly, hello new Patrons! Welcome!
I sent the last of the patches for Patrons who verified their addresses for me on Thursday. As you can see in the picture above, I still got a bunch. For those of you who are new, I made some patches up for Patron Appreciation Day and have been sending them out to Patrons for free. I got a few people who didn’t respond to the message asking for addr...
2020-02-14 21:15:58 +0000 UTC View Post
A quick look at SI!Dark ch10. Didn’t think I’d get to double digits with this story, honestly, but damn am I having fun with it.
So you may notice I didn’t post this update yesterday when I was supposed to. I had a doctor’s appointment after work that turned into tests and xrays and long story short they still don’t know what’s wrong with me, so more tests and xrays. Thank god...
2020-02-10 11:37:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Have another look at the Annapocryphal. This is a brief glimpse of the wedding, hope it psychs y’all up for it.
I haven’t really got much to say that I didn’t already say in the vlog yesterday. Work has begun on SI!Dark and the Self Headsert chapters. Annapocryphal is probably a quarter done already. Blazing Trinity ch9 is sitting on the back burner for now, but I am pretty keen to...
2020-02-02 21:42:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Apologies once more for the shitty sound quality, but I'm not really of a mind to re-record this at this point in time
2020-02-01 20:50:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes! The Patron Appreciation Day 2019 patches are here and ready to go! They are free to all patrons, no matter your pledge level or how long you’ve been supporting me for (I currently have just enough, anyone that joins after today is shit outta luck). I’ll send a DM to everyone real soon to confirm addresses, because I don’t have my account set to collect them when you pledge. ...
2020-01-27 23:07:48 +0000 UTC View Post
So, I have had writers block wicked bad this month. Blazing Trinity, despite how excited I was to work on it, just isn’t happening the way I want it to. I’m not giving up on it, but I have accepted that I won’t get it done this month. The tipping point? It took me a week to write 2k words for it. It took me an hour and a half to write that much of the Anna Apocryphal Tale, of whi...
2020-01-27 01:21:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry I’m a little late on this one. I was lazy last night and forgot to email my draft to myself to make the update picture, then I was lazy again about getting to the gym and didn’t get back til now. But! Have a preview of everyone’s armor-bound hunk of lord, Hector!
New Blazing Trinity is still a work in progress. I’m doing my best, but I had writer’s block bad at the start ...
2020-01-19 23:21:28 +0000 UTC View PostSo, here's a bit of a surprise! Last year I actually put my foot down and said "no way in hell am I doing a FGO Self Insert! Nope! Will never happen!"
Apparently, I'm a big fat liar.
This story was actually written as a favor/commission for XcelltasticX, who is an absolute sport about all the artwork and asks very little in return. I couldn't very well turn down both him...
2020-01-14 23:21:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Good day, all! Hope you’re all well. This preview is a brief glimpse of a short piece I’ve been working on as a favour/gift for our loveable resident artist Xcell. It’s a FGO shirt piece about Mordred being summoned, and how they deal with the contentious relationship between her and Arturia. I’ll post it here once it’s done, but I don’t know if I wanna post it publicly. We’ll see...
2020-01-12 20:46:35 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT: Artwork's done, and a few minor changes have been made to the chapter itself. For some reason Patreon i being buggy as hell and wouldn't let me notify any of you about the update, so I'm just re-uploading. It's also not letting me select which tiers to give this update to, so I'm just posting it for everyone. Enjoy!
ORIGINAL POST:
Unfortunately artwork will have to c...
2020-01-11 14:26:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Good day, and happy first update of the new year! Yay! *APPLAUSE* Here’s a quick look at the 14th’s ch9 of SI!Dark goodness. This chapter’s giving me trouble. Won’t sugar coat it. But I’m about to settle in and smash it, so hopefully progress will be had.
So, Blazing Trinity after that. I don’t know why, but I’m really keen to start on this chapter. I’m t...
2020-01-05 19:16:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Last vlog of the year! Last vlog of the decade! Weeeeee!
2019-12-30 22:27:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I straight up forgot to do this yesterday. I’m sorry. I got home from work and just... crashed. But, I’m on holidays now! Yaaaay!
So, here’s a small, introspective look at the beginning of this ‘Inside Byleth’s Head’ thing. It’s a little rough, but it’s a start. And yes, almost 30 and I still call em jammies.
I don’t really have much else to talk about that I’m n...
2019-12-30 19:18:24 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, here for your reading pleasure is my little sojourn into Fates territory. As promised, I've included both parts so y'all don't have to go searching through the archives for the first part. Don't know if/when this will go public. Maybe when it's done, whenever that will be lol.
I didn't forget the update/preview... I just haven't had anything to preview yet. And honestly, I ...
2019-12-30 14:15:20 +0000 UTC View PostAnd now, for your reading pleasure, I present to you my own little Three Houses reverse isekai story. Because, hey, why not?
No, this is not the chapter for the month. It is done, though, and in with MinuteRice for editing. Expect that sometime before New Year.
Results for the Reverse Isekai contest will be announced in the update on Sunday/Monday (technically it's my Monday, ...
2019-12-28 16:51:48 +0000 UTC View Post
From myself, MinuteRice and XcelltasticX I’d like to wish you all a merry Christmas and happy new year! Or, if you’re like me and don’t celebrate Christmas (willingly), have a safe and happy holiday season.
This year has been amazing for my writing, and I couldn’t have done it without you all. Let’s keep moving forward together into 2020 and beyond!
Art’s by Xcell. Can c...
2019-12-25 20:55:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the internet...
I wanted to make a joke about seasonal porn in that poem, but a poet I am not, unfortunately...
Instead, just in time for Christmas, check out this amazing new banner artwork I've gotten done by MercyArt! (if I got that wrong, let me know and I'll edit it in). She very graciously gave me a great deal on this b...
2019-12-24 20:05:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning, all! Welcome to the last preview/update of the decade! *APPLAUSE*. Have a snippet of the ‘Metallover Ruins Fates’ part two I’m working on. Should be done around the end of the week. I’ll be posting it with the first part, too, so that newer patrons don’t have to go digging through the archives to find it. I’ll also, probably sometime this afternoon, make a ‘Self ...
2019-12-22 11:33:27 +0000 UTC View PostHappy to report that SI!Dark ch8 is drafted and in for editing! In the meantime, let's do this...
So, I'd like to keep the Self Insert Supports running concurrently to the main Self Insert story. Considering I'm taking a wee break from it, it feels weird to me to be continuing with them while I'm not writing it.
Now, I'm not totally adverse to continuing to write these. I just...
2019-12-16 00:17:03 +0000 UTC View Post