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(28 Mar) Sprint 009 update

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Hey guys!  Five more tasks have been completed:

• [T29] Add snippets for various Kate reflection modes throughout the scene
• [T32] Add spanking & ha...
  2020-03-28 17:30:50 +0000 UTC View Post

(26 Mar) Sprint 009 update

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Hi everybody, hope you're staying safe and at home if you can.

We made progress on three tasks today, and completed three more:

• [T36] Update "P001 Balcony Ma...
  2020-03-26 19:38:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Sprint 009 update

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Hey guys!  With the design doc for 1.7 completed, I got back to work on 1.6 today.  It took me a little while to get back into the groove of this scene, but I finish...

Status report

Hi guys!  I finished the 1.7 (Bangkok Intro) design doc today, and shared it with the team.  I'll let you know their feedback.

Tomorrow I'm planning to switch back to working on 1.6, which we're aiming to release ASAP.  (The only thing that might derail that is if there's a lot of feedback/discussion on the design doc.)

I'll post an update tomorrow. &...

Progress update

Hey guys!  Here's a progress update on the strategy meeting, as promised.  I have seven things to report:

1: Version 1.6 progress update
1.6 (new Dubai sex scene) is nearly done and will be released soon.

2: Change of plans for 1.7
My intention for 1.7 was for it to be an upgrade of the Oceana backstage casting scene using t...

He's in a meeting right now...

Hey guys, sorry for the short break between updates.  We're part-way into Hyneman's first strategy meeting, which is fascinating and important but is not yet concluded.

There's a lot to talk about, but talks are ongoing for now so I'll post a clear update on the planned next steps once everybody is exhausted from arguing with me and agrees to do what I want....

So there's this "Community" link...

I am catching up on some DMs.  Someone asked me about the "community posts", and that made me click the "Community" link, and that made me realise there is a whole fucking community forum I've never even looked at.

In my defence: I'm a dumb fucking crab who can't work the internet

2020-03-18 21:27:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Sprint 009, day 9

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I was hoping to finish this sprint and get a new version out today, but being sick last week cost us some time.

4 more tasks were completed today:

• [T6] Fix b...
  2020-03-18 21:07:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Back to work

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Hey guys, I'm back to work!  Thanks for all the good vibes and well wishes.

I don't think it was beer virus (wrong symptoms) – probably something I picked up from...

I don't feel so good

Sorry for not posting a report yesterday, guys, I'm feeling a bit under the weather.  :-(

I finished another task [T13] Write Kate's alternative balcony poses for room service, but I'm feeling rough so I'm going to turn in early instead of trying to grind more work out.

Sorry for being a pussy, hopefully I'll sleep it off and be back in action tomorrow.  🤒

Sprint 009, day 5

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Five more tasks completed today:

• [T20] Write "Kate refuses to flash room service" path from "P001 Balcony Max goes to the door"
• [T25] Add quiet sex option...
  2020-03-11 19:50:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Sprint 009, day 4

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Three more tasks crossed off the list today:

• [T11] Check conditionals in $scene.kateMotivation (e.g. Syria & Langley are hard coded)
• [T15] Write pre-s...
  2020-03-10 18:33:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Sprint 009, day 3

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Hey guys!  We completed another five tasks today:

• [T1] Add abs choice to the Dubai Teleporter
• [T4] Fix dead end in "P001 Balcony Max goes to the door...
  2020-03-09 18:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Sprint 009, day 2

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Hey guys!  We completed another five tasks today:

• [T3] Fix dead end in "P001 Balcony undressed"
• [T8] Fix knickers logic error in "P001 Balcony condom...
  2020-03-06 19:55:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Sprint 009 day 1

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Hey everybody!  We got the sprint off to a good start by completing five tasks:

• [T2] Add lipstick colour conditional to elevator scene
• [T7] Expand me...
  2020-03-05 18:38:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Sprint 009 plan

For once the task list is pretty straightforward.  I took advantage of this to produce a very detailed list of what needs to be done to finish the new sex scene.

There are 50 tasks, most of which are pretty minor.  So my plan for the next sprint is just to blast through them!  ...

Sprint plan coming tomorrow

I've returned after a three day absence.  Just like someone else once did.

Apologies for the break in comms.  Since Friday – and independently of one another – I had two immediate family members hospitalised!  Everything is stable for the moment, so I'm back to work.

I'm currently working on the plan for Sprint 009, which is much more detailed and...

Sprint 008 dev test

Hey Analyst+!  Thank you so much for supporting Female Agent.  Here's the latest dev test copy.

Key changes:

• More scene content
• New post-sex scene (the Max Selfies scene) – to access, take the balcony branch, hack his phone, and hesitate before putting it back
• You can now play the scene with your own agent, not the pregenerated one
<...
2020-02-29 05:39:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Update

Hey everybody!  I worked really hard to get the 1.6 Early Access release out today, but it's 0513 and it still needs at least another day's work.  Sorry.  

There is enough new content for another Beta Test version.  Access to Beta Tests is normally restricted to Operators+.  I called a quick meeting of the ones I could find online and they all agr...

1 day delay

Hi everybody!  Sorry for the bad news but the planned analyst release will be tomorrow, not today as planned.

The whole scene is now basically working, but now it's integrated into the game it's easy to break if you make choices that were impossible for the pre-generated character (Carla).

(For instance: if your agent doesn't wear lipstick on the date,...

Sprint 008, day 6

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Hey everybody!  Writing day today.  I'm behind schedule on the bed branch (which I wanted to finish by Sunday), and I realised that I'm spending too much ...

Sprint 008, day 6

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Hey guys!  Sorry I missed yesterday's report.  

I've been working on the revamped bed sex branch.  I've been struggl...no, wait, experimenting with dif...

Movie night

Hey guys!  I decided to catch a movie for my scheduled R&R day.  I've heard lots of good things about Joker, Jojo Rabbit, Parasite and 1917...but none of them are set in Dubai

Sprint 008, day 4

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The new Dubai sex scene has two broad paths: the agent can have sex on the balcony, or in the bed.  

My original plan was to basically copy-and-paste the balcony sex cont...

Change of plan

Hey guys, something personal (not serious) has popped up so I'm going to take tomorrow's scheduled R&R day today, and work on the game tomorrow. See you then!

Sprint 008, day 3 & Green Screen teardown

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Hey guys!  I didn't complete everything I wanted to today, but we made good progress anyway.  We completed the following tasks:

• [T4] Integrate S-001 Wireframe ...
  2020-02-19 21:10:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Sprint 008, day 2

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Hey guys!  I made a new Trello so you can track task progress.

Today was suc...

Sprint 008, day 1

Hey guys!   I kicked off the sprint by completing a few admin tasks today:

• [T2] Integrate P001 alpha prototype into main story 
• [T5] Specify alt dress art requirements 
• [T14] Give Lara access to stock photo library 
• [T15] Set up channel for community to submit hero headers 

That's 6 2020-02-17 21:38:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Sprint 008 plan

This is my plan for the next two weeks.

Crab thoughts
I'm planning to do 44 story points of work in the next sprint.  This is more than I achieved in sprints 005 (39 points), 006 (15!) and 007 (36).

I feel like I can do it.  But it...

Happy Valentine's Day!

My girlfriend bought me a 4-pack of Thai beer in your honour.  :-D  I love you guys, I hope you all have a great Valentine's day!