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[DEVILICH] Chapter 23 - Human Spirit, Wicked Urges

You have acquired a new skill!

[Soul Prison]

Some deeds can not be forgiven. Yet, purging a soul is the way of the damned. Make them suffer. Make them toil for their redemption. Capture the souls of [Evil] entities. Produces a daily amount of ether based on the number and power of souls imprisoned.

You have imprisoned ...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 22 - Soul Prison

The lock on the cell door clanked with the sound of keys twisting the lock open. 

Bruno’s eyes met the gaze of the angry guard. 

“Get out,” the man said, scowling at him. 

He got up and started walking towards the door. As soon as he stepped a single foot past the guard, the man slapped him full force on the back of his head. Bruno didn’t react.  View Post

[DEVILICH] Chapter 21 - Good Alignment

I walked into the Guard’s house, and the first thing that greeted me was the smell of food. It smelled unusual. I didn’t recognize it as any dish I had ever eaten, but in any case, I didn’t care for it. I could feel my [Shapeshifting] trying to tell me that the smell would be pleasant to a human, but to me, it was… It was just there. 

As I walked through the minuscule, tight ...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 80 - Fuck Genetics

Freddy had come into this whole ordeal expecting to cruise through the pain quite easily. By anyone’s standard, his reaction to having his nerves scrambled, muscle tissue molded, and bones rearranged was tame, but he was surprised by how difficult it was to endure. 

He’d compare the pain to a slightly more painful version of Thousand Wet Hells. But that wasn’t the main reason w...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 20 - Someone to Use

Throughout the five hours trapped in the cell, I did my best to listen in on the interrogation that was happening a few rooms over, where the guards were interrogating Bruno. Usually, I’d stand no chance of hearing anything, but perception at D-rank was thankfully good enough to at least catch a few snippets from the conversation. 

I only caught the tail end of the talk, where I he...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 19 - Mission

The arrival of the guards sparked total chaos. People screamed over one another, testimonies overlapping. My enhanced perception did wonders at allowing me to tell individual voices apart. A few were trying to take the bald man’s side, citing my annoying provocations as a justification for his actions, but the majority seemed to have only noticed the commotion after the man had start...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 18 - Deceit

As I followed after the man, pushing through the crowds as he made turn after turn, I more and more understood just how screwed I was. 

The blessing effectively communicated what I was allowed to do and what I wasn’t, causing a powerful disgust if my intent was sinful. But it did more than just that, too. It was a mortal compass in its truest form—and as such, I could consult it ...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 79 - Ready or Not

Leonard Santorio—Jacob Santorio’s father and the leader of Santorio Enterprises—looked down across Nova York as he puffed a large cigar.

Despite his perfect skin with zero signs of aging or blemishes, his thick white beard, bulky build, and bushy pale hair gave off the impression of old age. It was hard to tell how old an archhuman was purely off their physical looks, but for Leonar...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 17 - First Sin

“Hey there, boy,” the man greeted me, looking somewhat concerned. 

I stared at the man and replied, “Hello there, good sir!” I replied cheerfully. There was way less hesitation in my voice than I expected. And so far, I felt nothing strange or out of the ordinary.

The man was clad in medieval garb, with leather armor covering his body but leaving his head fully exposed....

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 16 - Sense of Scale

It was disconcerting how long it took me to realize I was still standing almost entirely naked, nothing but cloth boxers covering my privates. It seemed that shame was something I had well and truly left in the past, and that thought was quite troubling.

I focused on my inventory and tried summoning my clothes back to my body. While it was rather easy to take them off by storing them in t...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 15 - A Worthy Trade

I scanned over my available classes.

I had thought that being able to complete as many as I pleased would make the decision easier. It didn’t. If anything, it made it infinitely harder to choose. If I had only one option, I’d pretty much be forced to go with [Mage Apprentice]. Now that I could play around, I wanted to see what the others were capable of. 

I glanced over at ...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 14 - Horror in Human Skin

I slowly opened my eyes. Above, the thick canopy of a forest greeted my sight, with a few rays of sunshine peering through, flickering as the lukewarm wind caressed the leaves. The sound of rustling, the light whistle of air, and the smell of loamy soil moved in to occupy the sensory void.

The agony that had been permeating every cell of my body and threatening to tear me to pieces was go...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 13 - Justice and Darkness

What stood before me, trapped within the massive mirror, was an absolute monstrosity. It was a three-meter-tall skeletal figure with coiling black horns and a thick layer of dried, pink flesh covering every bone on its body. Empty eye sockets gazed into my own, and… I did not need proof of what I was seeing. I knew that it was true. And the most terrible, horrifying part of it was—

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 78 - Strategies

Sweat pooled down Phillip’s brow as he clasped his hands against the cold doors, keeping the passage sealed. Every few seconds, a powerful impact sent tremors down his arms, and he was struggling to maintain the essence reinforcement on the metallic barrier. Thankfully, his talent allowed him to at least partially deflect the force of the impacts, but he didn’t believe he’d be able to kee...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 77 - Blursed

In a dingy corner of a small governmental office in a tiny settlement in the countryside by Pittersville, there was a door. Behind this door was a little room. In the center of it, there was a stone tablet with four photographs placed face-down and a paper detailing an encrypted report. 

Legally, every settlement with more than 1000 inhabitants had to have a room like this somewhere....

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 76 - A Seal That Shouldn't Be Removed

The gorel realm was a hub for three other passages. Among these, one was at an intermediate difficulty, and two were reserved for elites. And within the realm of intermediate difficulty, there was another passage that took to perhaps the most interesting of the realms that could be accessed through this hub. 

It was an anomalous realm, more accurately, it was a dungeon. Such realms w...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 12 - The Dark Goddess

For the rest of that day, I simply traveled in a direction, running as fast as I could without exhausting myself. I picked up most of the larger rocks I came across, and although I had hundreds of them sitting in my inventory, they only filled a minuscule corner. 

I ended up stopping because I found nothing I needed to throw them at. 

I wouldn’t call the lands I was trav...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 11 - Leveling Up

You have selected a new class! 

You have reached level 1 in [Arcane Neophyte]

You have acquired a skill! 

[Meditate: F-rank]

You can absorb ambient mana directly into your core. 

Yup. I did it. But frankly, now that I read the notifications, I couldn’t say that I r...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 10 - Class Selection

I turned around, looking over to the giant mass of mist. From my vantage, it looked like an absolutely massive dome of white smoke, and to my [Magic Sense], it screamed of evil and wickedness. 

It was exactly the sort of place one would expect to find a boss fight at the center. But I based this presumption on video game logic. But truthfully, I had no idea how this world work, and I...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 9 - Second Chance

[Frozen Wooden Stick: Uncommon] 

A stick of wood with frost deeply permeating its nature. Inflicts additional frost damage. 

It was surreal how different this [Item] was from the mere [Object] it had been a moment ago. With my [Magic Sight], I could see this was no ordinary stick. What could only be described as the concept of ice was wrap...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 8 - Frozen Wooden Stick

You have acquired 5 new skills! 

[Inventory] 

You can use a personal inventory. Size depends on the number of skills you own and their relative power. 

[Create Item: FFF-rank]

You can consume mana to turn an [Object] into an [Item]. The rarity of the [Item] is dictated by the quali...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 7 - Rookie

Most of my skills were pretty self-explanatory. I had no frame of reference for what the ranks meant in this world, but judging by the fact that my fist could leave dents in solid metal, I thought it was safe to presume that C-rank strength was pretty good.

Although that armored knight did kick my ass pretty thoroughly.

My attention was instead directed toward the more exciting stuf...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 6 - Heaven’s Judgment

I was utterly frozen. No coherent thought could form in my mind as the pressure left me completely stunned.

“Glory be to all good!” the regal man uttered, and—

“Glory be to all good!” the angelic figures surrounding him echoed.

The man swung his right arm. “With the first swing, be judged for your sins!” Then, he turned the arm the other way. “With the second s...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 5 - Foul Being

The sounds of armor clattering and the smashing of its footsteps were joined by sickening squelches of rotting corpses getting crushed beneath the force of the skeleton knight’s charge. 

I kept running and dodging around, and it seemed that the scattered horde of shambling undead couldn’t gather quickly enough to obstruct me.

The wasteland before me stretched for quite a wh...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 4 - The Horde

As I found myself naked and running from a sword flying directly at me, I knew one thing. If that thing hit me, I would return to being pummeled. And if that happened, it was likely that I wouldn’t survive. 

My thoughts accelerated to the point where I felt like time had slowed. I had no way to dodge or move out of the way, and the weapon was too close, so I simply swung my fist in...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 3 - Invincibility

As soon as the creature turned its head to face me, I ducked back into the cave, taking cover. This time, I felt the fear quite clearly, and the fact that my life was in grave danger was hammered in even deeper when the giant sword flew into the cave, slamming into the stone wall and sending cracks spreading all around. 

Not long after, I heard the sound of thundering footsteps closi...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 2 - Nightmare

I woke up sometime later. I found my body buried beneath a pile of rubble, some of which was pressing sharply against my torso, but I felt no pain. I was likely too numb to sense it. 

Despite the lack of a light source, I could see the contours of the stones I was buried under very clearly—far too clearly, in fact. 

“Holy shit!” I exclaimed after I finally remembered...

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[DEVILICH] Chapter 1 - Aura of Death

[Author's Note]
Hello everyone! With this chapter, I'm announcing my next project. First, to dispel your worries: this will not impact 1% Lifesteal's release schedule in the slightest. It's going to run in parallel. Also, just as a heads-up, this story is quite different from my previous writing. First, it's a LitRPG. Haven't really tried my hand at one before, and this is the first time I'...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 75 - Sophia Summer

Freddy followed Sophia through the woods. They moved cautiously as they slowly approached the outer edge of the passage realm. 

According to her, the best course of action for them would be to go to the very edge of the realm and bury themselves underground. Their bodies were undead, so that wouldn’t kill them, even if they remained buried for months. 

One of the most es...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 74 - Sabotage

[If you got a notification about chapter "75" I accidentally put the wrong chapter number, woops!]

Freddy sat in the private booth, his face buried in his hands, as Sophia hollered beside him, laughing so hard she could barely breathe.

“You… You…” she muttered. “You dog!” she accused, but her amusement at the situation remained clear as day. She took a sip of the drink a...

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