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FULL WATCHALONG / CRANK

Crank (2006) is pure, unfiltered adrenaline in movie form—a high-octane, no-holds-barred action ride that grabs you by the throat in the first five minutes and refuses to let go. Jason Statham stars as Chev Chelios, a hitman who’s been poisoned with a drug that will kill him if his heart rate drops. The solution? Keep moving, keep fighting, and keep finding increasingl...

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EARLY ACCESS / VIOLENT NIGHT (YT EDIT)

Violent Night (2022) is what happens when you mix Christmas cheer with an R-rated action flick and let Santa himself dish out the season’s beatdowns. This delightfully chaotic holiday romp stars David Harbour as a jaded, whisky-drinking Santa Claus who stumbles into a hostage situation on Christmas Eve. When a group of mercenaries led by a scene-stealing John Leguizamo i...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ VIOLENT NIGHT

Violent Night (2022) is what happens when you mix Christmas cheer with an R-rated action flick and let Santa himself dish out the season’s beatdowns. This delightfully chaotic holiday romp stars David Harbour as a jaded, whisky-drinking Santa Claus who stumbles into a hostage situation on Christmas Eve. When a group of mercenaries led by a scene-stealing John Leguizamo i...

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DEEP BLUE SEA ~ YT EDIT

**Deep Blue Sea** (1999) is the shark movie that takes the phrase “dumb fun” and raises it to an art form. The plot? A team of scientists in a supervillain-style underwater lab decides to cure Alzheimer’s by making sharks smarter. Genius, right? Shockingly, these super-intelligent murder fish don’t appreciate being science experiments and start taking out the cast one by one in a series...

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EARLY ACCESS - KRAMPUS (YT EDIT)

Krampus (2015) is the holiday horror-comedy that takes all the warm fuzzies of Christmas and shoves them into the snowbank, replacing them with chaos, terror, and one very angry goat-demon. The movie follows a dysfunctional family whose lack of Christmas spirit accidentally summons Krampus, the anti-Santa, who arrives with an army of creepy holiday minions to dish out some...

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FULL WATCHALONG / KRAMPUS

Krampus (2015) is the holiday horror-comedy that takes all the warm fuzzies of Christmas and shoves them into the snowbank, replacing them with chaos, terror, and one very angry goat-demon. The movie follows a dysfunctional family whose lack of Christmas spirit accidentally summons Krampus, the anti-Santa, who arrives with an army of creepy holiday minions to dish out some...

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GOTG HOLIDAY SPECIAL ~ YT EDIT

The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (2022) is a heartfelt, delightfully quirky celebration of the holidays, set against the backdrop of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Directed by James Gunn, the special brings the Guardians together in a festive adventure as they attempt to bring some Christmas cheer to Peter Quill (Chris Pratt), who’s feeling down about being fa...

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FULL WATCHALONG - GOTG HOLIDAY SPECIAL

The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (2022) is a heartfelt, delightfully quirky celebration of the holidays, set against the backdrop of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Directed by James Gunn, the special brings the Guardians together in a festive adventure as they attempt to bring some Christmas cheer to Peter Quill (Chris Pratt), who’s feeling down about being fa...

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FULL WATCHALONG - DEEP BLUE SEA

Deep Blue Sea (1999) is the shark movie that takes the phrase “dumb fun” and raises it to an art form. The plot? A team of scientists in a supervillain-style underwater lab decides to cure Alzheimer’s by making sharks smarter. Genius, right? Shockingly, these super-intelligent murder fish don’t appreciate being science experiments and start taking out the cast one ...

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EARLY ACCESS - FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (YT EDIT)

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) is the ultimate genre-bending fever dream, where you think you’re watching a gritty crime thriller and then—BAM—vampires. Directed by Robert Rodriguez and written by Quentin Tarantino, the film follows criminal brothers Seth (George Clooney) and Richie (Tarantino) as they take a family hostage and flee to Mexico. Their plan? Lay low in a se...

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what's next

Dusk till Dawn is obviously next, but what ya want after that? Kevin has been begging for Braveheart ( I have zero interest in it and it's like 3 hours and ugg)...so yall pick a few and we will roll em out in the order that yall want

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EARLY ACCESS ~ FLETCH (YT EDIT)

Fletch (1985) is the ultimate Chevy Chase comedy vehicle, where his trademark deadpan delivery and quick wit turn a simple investigation into a rollercoaster of disguises, one-liners, and pure chaos. Chase stars as Irwin "Fletch" Fletcher, an investigative journalist with a knack for stumbling into trouble and talking his way out of it. When a shady businessman offers him ...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) is the ultimate genre-bending fever dream, where you think you’re watching a gritty crime thriller and then—BAM—vampires. Directed by Robert Rodriguez and written by Quentin Tarantino, the film follows criminal brothers Seth (George Clooney) and Richie (Tarantino) as they take a family hostage and flee to Mexico. Their plan? Lay low in a se...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ FLETCH

Fletch (1985) is the ultimate Chevy Chase comedy vehicle, where his trademark deadpan delivery and quick wit turn a simple investigation into a rollercoaster of disguises, one-liners, and pure chaos. Chase stars as Irwin "Fletch" Fletcher, an investigative journalist with a knack for stumbling into trouble and talking his way out of it. When a shady businessman offers him ...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ FACE/OFF

Face/Off (1997) is the brilliantly bonkers action flick where John Travolta and Nicolas Cage decide the only way to defeat each other is to become each other—literally. Directed by John Woo, this cinematic fever dream pits FBI agent Sean Archer (Travolta) against terrorist Castor Troy (Cage) after a face-swapping surgery so outlandish, it feels like it was ...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ BUSHWACKED

Bushwhacked (1995) is the family-friendly crime comedy where Daniel Stern takes his "lovable doofus" energy from Home Alone and cranks it up to 11. Stern stars as Max Grabelski, a bumbling delivery man wrongly accused of murder who ends up on the run from the law. In a desperate attempt to escape, Max accidentally becomes the leader of a group of scout kids o...

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bruno ~ Full Watchalong

*Brüno* (2009) is Sacha Baron Cohen at his most outrageous, pushing boundaries and taste levels to the limit as he dives into the fashion world with his flamboyant Austrian alter ego, Brüno. The film follows Brüno, a wannabe celebrity and fashionista, as he embarks on a bizarre journey to achieve international fame after being blacklisted in his native Europe. Brüno’s quest takes...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ MEMENTO

**Memento** (2000) is the mind-bending thriller that makes you question everything you thought you understood about storytelling, memory, and your own ability to keep track of what’s going on. Directed by Christopher Nolan, the film follows Leonard Shelby (Guy Pearce), a man suffering from short-term memory loss, as he tries to track down his wife’s killer. The catch? The story is told in r...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ REQUIEM FOR A DREAM

*Requiem for a Dream* (2000) is the psychological thriller that shatters any romanticized notions of addiction with a gut-punch of raw despair, chilling visuals, and an intensity that makes you want to curl up in a corner and reevaluate your life choices. Directed by Darren Aronofsky, the film dives deep into the downward spirals of four characters, each obsessed with their own version...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ MALIGNANT

**Malignant** (2021) is the kind of horror movie that starts off like a typical supernatural thriller and then swerves so hard into bonkers-ville that you’re left questioning every genre trope you thought you understood. Directed by James Wan, the film follows Madison, a woman who begins experiencing terrifying visions of brutal murders that are somehow connected to a dark figure from her pas...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ HAMLET 2 W/SPECIAL GUEST!

**Hamlet 2** (2008) is the irreverent comedy that dares to ask, “What if Hamlet didn’t have to die and could instead break into song about time-traveling Jesus?” Steve Coogan stars as Dana Marschz, a painfully enthusiastic high school drama teacher whose career as an actor never took off, leaving him to inspire (or terrorize) his students in Tucson, Arizona. Facing budget cuts and a faili...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

**For Your Consideration** (2006) is a satirical comedy that takes a hilariously cringeworthy dive into Hollywood’s obsession with awards season, poking fun at the ego-driven chaos behind the scenes. Directed by Christopher Guest, the film follows a group of actors working on a low-budget indie drama, **Home for Purim**, who suddenly find themselves swept up in Oscar buzz—despite the fact t...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON

*An American Werewolf in London* is the 1981 horror-comedy that redefined what it means to have a really, really bad backpacking trip. The film follows two American buddies trekking through the English countryside who quickly discover that the local legend about werewolves isn’t just a quaint tourist trap. After one of them, David (played by David Naughton), survives a brutal attack,...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

**Paranormal Activity** (2007) is the low-budget, high-chill horror movie that made every creak in your house suddenly sound like a demonic entity plotting your demise. Filmed on a shoestring budget and using found footage-style techniques, the movie follows a couple, Katie and Micah, who start experiencing increasingly disturbing paranormal events in their home, all caught on the home video ca...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS

**The Man with Two Brains** is the 1983 sci-fi comedy that answers the age-old question: “What if mad science, slapstick humor, and Steve Martin’s absurdity were all crammed into one gloriously weird movie?” Martin plays Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr, a brilliant but eccentric brain surgeon who falls in love with a disembodied brain that communicates with him telepathically—because why settle ...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ TREMORS

**Tremors** is the 1990 cult classic that proves you don’t need big-budget CGI or a deep philosophical message to make a monster movie that’s an absolute blast. Set in the tiny, desert town of Perfection, Nevada, the film follows a couple of handymen, played by Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward, as they discover that the ground beneath their feet is teeming with giant, man-eating worms called Grabo...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

**X-Men: Days of Future Past** is the 2014 film that takes superhero time travel to a whole new level, blending two generations of mutants into one epic crossover that’s as confusing as it is awesome. The story flips between a dystopian future where the Sentinels—giant robot exterminators—are wiping out mutants, and the groovy 1970s where Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) is sent back in time to s...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ JAWS 2

**Jaws 2** is the 1978 sequel that boldly asks the question: "What if we just did the same thing again, but with less suspense and more teenagers?" Set in the same sleepy town of Amity Island, another massive great white shark decides it's time to terrorize the locals—because apparently, word didn’t spread after the first shark disaster. Roy Scheider’s Chief Brody returns, this time battl...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ JAWS

**Jaws** is the 1975 thriller that made an entire generation afraid to go back in the water, and it did so with a rubber shark and a hauntingly simple two-note score. Directed by Steven Spielberg, the film follows a small-town sheriff, a marine biologist, and a grizzled fisherman as they hunt down a massive great white shark terrorizing the beaches of Amity Island. What sets **Jaws** apart isn...

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