It's that time again! Here's another (yandere-heavy!) batch of goodies I surfaced from a book coma just long enough to finish. ^^ This is the first bunch with commissioned scripts, too! Huzzah.
Flirty Wife Sneaks Off With You on Your Wedding Day [2024-07-01 02:01:28 +0000 UTC
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Commissioned thumbnail art #10!
Character art by: MachikoTammy, with some very minor tweaks by yours truly. ^^
Bonuses: the briefs, sketches, original art before tweaks and the initial spicy concept pin-up!
Hiya, Patrons! It's the time again: time for another script comparison post! Toldja I'd be getting a bunch out soon! ^^
In case you don't remember my goals when editing/expanding a script, I wrote a long post about that ages ago right over here!
The basic gist if you want to skip th...
2024-06-28 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Patrons! For today's audio, a script that fills a long overdue request from the Patron Only Request post: a girlfriend audio where your paramour comforts you for losing control of your rage.
Girlfriend Comforts You After You Have an Angry Outburst
2024-06-26 14:06:40 +0000 UTC
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This is the first batch of thumbnail breakdowns for non-event audios posted in 2022. ^^
Characters that didn't get much editing have been omitted from this list. And, expect some cleavage and outfits that are too spicy for youtube, but nothing too NSFW. ๐
Catching a Tricky Raccoon Girl Thief in the Act<...
2024-06-23 15:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostFourth in the "Life With Velvet" series that imagines everyday scenarios from your life with one of your favorite audio waifu mascots. Time for another date: a picnic!
Made with Getimg.AI
NOTE: These concept pieces are...
2024-06-21 15:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostHiyo! Early access time--though the first short in this batch is about to go live so it doesn't really count...but they're grouped together, so I figured I'd throw it on the heap anyway. This group is also written by me, as the others have been. I swear I'm getting to the commissioned scripts eventually :3
I'd like to get another batch of four out tonight, but I have tomorrow off and jus...
2024-06-18 00:05:04 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned thumbnail art #9!
Character art by: MachikoTammy, with some very minor tweaks by yours truly. ^^
Bonuses: the briefs, sketches, original art before tweaks and the initial spicy concept pin-up that s...
2024-06-16 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Patrons! It's time for another sneak peek at some upcoming Vanilla Velvet Audio Original Shorts!
I might mess around with a couple of these to mix things up a bit (so many blondes in the lineup so far!) but this is the next big batch of thumbnails.
I've crunched the numbers and I'm now si...
2024-06-15 18:12:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Bloopers! Been awhile since we had some of these, huh? I've put off editing a bunch together for aaaaages, but it felt like it was finally time to get off my duff and do it. As always, I tried to keep it quick paced and interesting/funny, so don't expect a lot of generic line flubs. These are mostly from early 2023, and I was sick for a lot of the audios these clips hail from, so expect lots of...
2024-06-14 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
It took three years, but...finally! An audio that is 100% NOT fit for youtube! (โ โโขโฯโโขโ โ)
If I had to fit it on the Vanilla Velvet Spice Scale, I'd say it's in the medium/hot area. Much too spicy for youtube, definitely NSFW (unless you work in a brothel?) but maybe not quite hot enough for the 'Hub. I hope you like it! BECAUSE I AM VERY SHY AND NERVOUS ABOUT IT. \(หโ...
2024-06-12 13:45:54 +0000 UTC View PostHello, hello! Instead of a standard Patreon update, I come all the way from vacation-land with the FULL summer schedule! And in a public post, too! (ooh, aah, everyone is terribly impressed I'm sure) Here's a peek at my gone-but-not-really release schedule for the next three months. ^^
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Hiyo, Patrons! I am running out of preambles for these posts! Here's another set of thumbnail breakdowns from 2022.
Characters that didn't get much editing have been omitted from this list. And, expect some cleavage and outfits that are too spicy for youtube, but nothing too NSFW. ๐
2024-06-09 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Another batch of shorts for you all! A nice hodgepodge of themes today, all written by me just like the last bunch. Again, no idea what dates these will actually go live. Enjoy!
Cheerleader Best Friend Cheers You Up [2024-06-09 00:30:38 +0000 UTC
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<- Previous Monster Girl Concept: Dragon Velvet
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NOTE: These concept pieces are not the final art; I'll be going t...
2024-06-07 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Bet you weren't expecting early access this month, huh? (๏พโใฎโ)๏พโฒ๏พ๏ฝกโ
This time out will be a little different, though. Youtube shorts are intended to loop, and these audios take advantage of the format. As a result, instead of a Patreon upload, have some private links!
Due to the nature of shorts, the 'tube descriptions also lack patron credits. Short and...
2024-06-04 23:36:46 +0000 UTC View PostHiyo, Patrons! (And welcome new patrons as well! ๐) I have a sneak peek to share! Top secret stuff I've been keeping under my hat. ^^
As I said in my summer vacation announcement over on youtube, the channel won't be entirely inactive over my break. At first, I only planned to make some series compilation videos and r...
2024-06-04 23:12:58 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned thumbnail art #8!
Character art by: MachikoTammy, with some very minor tweaks by yours truly. ^^
Bonuses: the briefs, sketches, and original art before tweaks!
2024-06-02 15:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Hello, everyone! This post is going out to ALL members, including free ones! So, hi!
This is just a little announcement about my upcoming break. Between June 1st and September 2nd, 2024, I will not be releasing regular weekly audios on youtube.
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Ya girl Velvet is back on her weird summer hours again! In case all the very late early access wasn't a clue. ^^; But that's okay. Just means I get to stay up all night tonight working on SUMMER PATRON GOODIES instead of sleeping.
Anyway, here's the final audio of the event! A full series, as intended. Enjoy!
Airheaded Zombie Girl Wants to Be an Idol!
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2024-05-31 05:56:33 +0000 UTC View PostHi, everyone! This is a quick PSA.
Iโve just purged some Sugar on Top slots that were taken up by patrons whose payments were declined at some point over the past 2+ years.
Due to a weird quirk of Patreonโs system, if you were ever part of a limited tier and your payment gets โstuckโ after being declined, you still take up a tier slot even if you can no longer access the tie...
2024-05-30 01:37:08 +0000 UTC View PostHello, all! I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off the past few days getting everything all set for my summer break (commissions! youtube and patron surprises! exclusive posts! patron-only audios!) but it's early access time! And whew, just one more event audio after this! I can't believe the end is so near.
I hope this script gets a continuation someday, because I ...
2024-05-29 01:59:08 +0000 UTC View PostEarly access! Late night again, sorry about that! I had a very silly idea and could not for the life of me let it be no matter how hard I tried. (And I did try! You have no idea how many false starts I had recording this thing!) This audio is only one script rather than the originally planned two, as the second would have been much harder to work with given the goofy performance choices I made....
2024-05-27 04:11:36 +0000 UTC View PostMore overdue behind the scenes goodies for you all! Here are the thumbnail breakdowns from the first Februdere!
Characters that didn't get much editing have been omitted from this list. And, expect some cleavage and outfits that are too spicy for youtube, but nothing too NSFW. ๐
Obsessive Yandere Supervilla...
2024-05-26 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThird in the "Life With Velvet" series that imagines everyday scenarios from your life with one of your favorite audio waifu mascots. First date!
Made with Getimg.AI
NOTE: These concept pieces are not the final art; I'll be g...
2024-05-25 03:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostSomething something you wouldn't believe the day I had something something. But hey, early access! Barely! On the west coast. (headdesk)
Flirty Giantess Sphinx Thinks You're Cute!
You seek THE SANDS OF OSIRIS, a magic item that grants immortality and perfect health--but it'...
Early access tiiiime! And if you think I abused my stage dialect books again, you are right.
Goblin Queen Demands to Marry You!
At a convention, you meet a cute and unusually tall cosplay girl. She collapses, but luckily you save her! Later, you awake to find yourself chai...
2024-05-21 22:52:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Early access time! I think this is the only "sleep aid" audio in the event? And it's a weird one, I admit. About 12 minutes of dialogue, unsettling insectoid noises and ~loving~ squeezes, and another 20-ish of rain to drift off to sleep to. Enjoy! I hope!
Sadodere Centipede Giantess Captures You and Cuddles You to Sleep
2024-05-19 22:07:47 +0000 UTC
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Commissioned thumbnail art #7!
Character art by: MachikoTammy, with some very minor tweaks by yours truly. ^^
Bonuses: the briefs, sketches, and original art before tweaks!
2024-05-19 15:00:01 +0000 UTC
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SCHEDULE SHIFT! The alien parasite audio has switched places in the event with the tsundere lizard girl due to (tired, vague gesturing at IRL fuckery) Still, I hope you enjoy!
Tsundere Lizard Girl Wants You... Off Her Rock!
This tsundere lizard girl just wants ...