Hiya, Patrons! Today's planning and update post is going to be a bit scattered, owing to a rather hectic few days for me behind the scenes IRL and, of course, my scatterbrain.
I apologize in advance; I am acutely aware that a coked up butterfly in a room full of sugar cubes has a better attention span than I do at the moment. If my brain without the right dosage of ADHD meds has a s...
2023-01-31 04:04:45 +0000 UTC
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Hi, folks! With February just a week away, it's about to get hectic over here behind the scenes! I mean, it's already been a little hectic for me irl, but now comes the big crunch. So, let's get into what's going on!
First, this week's early access audio was posted on Monday, and it went live on youtube today! So, check that out if you haven't:
Your Royal Gu...
2023-01-26 01:48:47 +0000 UTC
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Early access for the week is here! Thanks so much to everyone who weighed in on last week's poll to pick this audio! I hope you enjoy it.
Your Royal Guard Fights for You

Falling in love with your personal knight was the easy part, but staying together is proving mo...
2023-01-24 01:15:19 +0000 UTC
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Hi, everyone. Um. I...have no idea how to do this? So please bear with me.
Wow, THAT sounds ominous. Here, have a puppy to lighten the mood:

Adorable!
Anyway, a couple months ago, 2023-01-23 00:25:00 +0000 UTC
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February is right around the corner, so it's time to really get in gear preparing for Februdere 2!
The event will retain its aesthetic from last year ("if it ain't broke, don't fix it!" is my motto here) but that doesn't mean I have nothing to show off for Patrons!
Last year, the audience participation element of the event was a guessing game: 28 icons representing ...
2023-01-22 01:58:47 +0000 UTC
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Hello, Patrons! (Insert exhausted noodly-armed waving here.) Your weekly update post is a bit tardy this week, but it's because I've been nailing down future plans for Februdere, including pending collabs that may become part of the event! It's been a lot of running around behind the scenes the past few days getting my metaphorical house in order.
So, let's get into it!
First things...
2023-01-20 02:51:03 +0000 UTC
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It's that time again! I've had such a long week my brain is mush, I need help to make...think...good? So I turn to you, Patrons! Do my thinking for me, please?
Which of these audios would you like to hear next week?
Forbidden Romance With Your Royal Guard...is the sequel to Falling for Your Royal Gua...
2023-01-20 02:18:01 +0000 UTC
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๐ Early access time, folks! This week's audio marks my second ever hypnosis roleplay! (And my second ever supervillain!) The video for this might have some hypnotic imagery--if I can get the dang thing to render properly. Either way, enjoy!
Dominant Supervillain Hypnotizes You and Controls Your Mind to Escape
2023-01-17 21:50:48 +0000 UTC
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I finally got off my duff to set this up! Patrons of every tier can now get 20% off any order at the official Vanilla Velvet Audio store. This discount has been added as an official patron benefit that all present and future patrons will receive. The code is:
PATRONONLY
(Creative, ...
2023-01-12 22:33:21 +0000 UTC
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Good afternoon, Patrons! I hope you're all doing well. As promised, I've been a busy little bee this past week, doing all sorts of things behind the scenes to get ready for audio production in 2023. Among those tasks:
- Correspondence with channels for collabs (4 potentials so far!)
- Tagging, organizing and prioritizing all the scripts I've earmarked for possible future record...
2023-01-10 23:12:14 +0000 UTC
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Hello, Patrons! It's time for Early Access! This week, I bring you a sequel to the cartoony Serving a Dorky Evil Queen! I hope you enjoy it! (And I hope this series continues someday because I am having so much fun with the character!)
Kidnapped and Held Captive by a Dorky Evil Queen!
2023-01-10 15:07:07 +0000 UTC
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Patron list, updated again! Hooray! I usually clean this thing up with a month's first brand new main channel audio. But since there's only been one of those since July, I kept putting it off ๐ญSorry about that!
If I've somehow missed adding you to the list on its latest update, OR if you're in the Sugar on Top tier and would like a Sugar title change, please drop me a ...
2023-01-09 13:30:39 +0000 UTC
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Following up on our last poll regarding genres, it's time to delve into what kind of tropes you'd like to see more of this year! Please select your 5 favorite tropes from the list below, and I'll take your votes into consideration while planning future content.
2023-01-05 18:07:29 +0000 UTC
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Good evening, my lovely Patrons! I'll be taking this week off from audio production to get my ducks in a row for the rest of January/February (and rest from the Holidays!) but that doesn't mean I don't have stuff to share.
I come to you tonight with a very special Sneak Peeks, Plans & Update post: a look ahead at all of--well, okay, most of--my plans and goals for the channel...
2023-01-03 04:06:12 +0000 UTC
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Itโs time for our monthly patron-only request/suggestion post! I may have found some possible scripts for some of these, which is pretty nifty! Now I just have to find a place for them in the schedule.
Remember: you can leave a request/suggestion anytime during the month! It doesn't have to be on the day I make this post. ๐ Don't be shy!
Please keep in mind that any sugge...
2023-01-02 03:51:58 +0000 UTC
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Hello, Patrons! With the new year comes a fresh slate for Vanilla Velvet Audio, and a lot of things Iโd like to accomplish over the coming months. A few weeks ago, I actually decided to sit down and write out everything Iโd love to do in 2023, and Iโm excited to eventually share those goals with you!
For now, I want to solicit your input on what kinds of audios you would like to see...
2023-01-02 03:22:22 +0000 UTC
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It's officially 2023! And a change I promised a few months ago is finally here. New Patrons who sign up to support me on Patreon from this day forward will be billed on the day they subscribe and their subscription will renew on the same date monthly.
So for example: if you sign up on April 10th, you'll pay up front and your subscription will automatically renew on May 10th. You can also ...
2023-01-01 13:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Happy almost-New-Year, Patrons! Welcome to the final chit-chat and recommendation post of 2022, a cozy spot to update each other on what we've been doing lately and all the things weโve enjoyed during the month!
Personally, I'll be spending my New Year's Eve with a few friends, some champagne, a movie and some cheesy twice-baked potatoes (to match my equally cheesy friends, ya see.) Thi...
2023-01-01 04:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hello, Patrons! This is our first basic guide for post-production audio enhancement.
We've already talked about some of the things you can do before recording to make your raw audio sound as clean as possible (See: 2023-01-01 02:28:33 +0000 UTC
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Whew! Cutting it a bit close with early access for the final audio of the event, but I did my best with the holidays and all! This is the longest storyline of December and encompasses two scripts that make for a sweet reverse comfort friends-to-more? audio. I hope you enjoy it, because I sure loved making it.
Shy Orc Goes to the Ball With You
2022-12-29 20:55:38 +0000 UTC
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Merry Christmas, Patrons! Here's a belated (or right on time, depending on your perspective? ^^;) audio for the holiday! This script required a bit of expansion as it was originally so short, but I had a great deal of fun padding out the dialogue for such a gallant, refined character. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed so Santa won't leave coal in my stocking!
Enjoy!
2022-12-25 06:05:32 +0000 UTC
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Remember how I wanted to some more audios out before Christmas? Well, hey, I made it! Sorta. It's not Christmas yet somewhere! ^^; Hopefully this will be the first of two audios out over the next twenty-four hours. This rp is due out on youtube on Monday, December 26. Enjoy!
Kind Princess Gets Adopted By a Dragon
2022-12-25 04:48:18 +0000 UTC
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Good afternoon, Patrons! Itโs time for your regularly scheduled sneak peek into my plans for the week.
Thereโs nothing terribly glamorous or exciting this time out. My real life schedule got unexpectedly extra hectic during the last few days, so recording had to be put on hold. (Christmas rush, overtime, a bug going around that shifted a bunch of hours. Whaddya gonna do, righ...
2022-12-20 20:11:30 +0000 UTC
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This is just a little something I threw together for the youtube community tab; it won't be up over there until the end of the year (and the statistics listed depend on the rest of Creature Comforts going off without a hitch!) but I thought it'd be fun to share with you guys now that it's finished.

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2022-12-15 21:35:32 +0000 UTC
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Hiiiii! Audio #10 is here, due out on youtube on December 21st! And boy oh boy, did editing this rp put me in a pickle that required some creative solutions. It was extremely short compared to the estimated length, basically impossible-to-post short, so I substantially beefed up the sound design to alleviate that issue--some of which is a bit experimental!
Behold: an RP with a
2022-12-15 08:17:59 +0000 UTC
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Presenting your second early access audio of the day! (Will I manage three? I hope so!) This audio is full of fluffy platonic vibes and is due out on December 23, just in time to get the gift of friendship for Christmas!
Crow Girl Wants to Be Your Familiar

After a lifetime...
2022-12-13 22:15:44 +0000 UTC
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We're officially over the hump and into the last half of the event audios! I can't believe it's going so fast!
This is the second (and final!) sleep aid-y audio of the event; it's about thirteen minutes of dialogue and eight-ish minutes of rain, for twenty minutes total. It was also one of the earliest recordings I did on the new mic! So, the sound may seem a bit odd in spots; I hadn't qu...
2022-12-13 20:59:03 +0000 UTC
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Hellooo out there in Patreon-land! Time for your weekly peek behind the scenes at how things are shaping up!
I've had a very busy weekend and I've got the goods to show for it. I also had a bizarre cold that lasted exactly three days last week and is now nowhere to be found. The good news is, though I was basically sick as a dog the whole time, now I'm completely fine! Not so muc...
2022-12-12 20:14:37 +0000 UTC
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Time for your next early access audio, Patrons! This is a fun one! I don't think I've ever seen a tsundere who's a secret yandere before? But there's a first time for everything!
Flustered Tsundere Reaper Goes on Your First Date With You

A grim reaper appears on your doors...
2022-12-12 16:34:27 +0000 UTC
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Audio #6 is here! And it's the most ambitious of the event with ten speaking roles. ^^; Just like the last time I did something with so many parts, I called in the cavalry to help out. Juniper and I had a lot of fun with this one--especially me! I tried out some new silly voices! Gotta keep you on your toes, after all.
2022-12-10 13:26:27 +0000 UTC
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