Me: I’m finally going to write Part 2 of the clone wife series!
My brain: Hm. Interesting. Fuck you.
So anyway, here’s part two to the Dragon’s Damsel in Distress series apparently???
3600 words, probably around 25-35 minutes of audio. Did I mean to make it that long? Nope! Did I mean to add three...
2023-06-15 00:48:50 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Patrons! Been awhile since I did one of these properly, what with my brain gradually turning to mush. But! I hope the fact that I have a ton of goodies for you today makes up for that. Let's get to it!
Original Script Updates!
While I didn't succeed in writing anything during May like I hoped, I've been putting my nose to the grindstone this month. 2023-06-13 01:18:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, everyone! A couple of months ago, Patreon let creators know that Patron Goals would no longer be part of the platform's service. Sadness.
The thing is, I like goals! And while it'll be a bit more difficult to manage them without the feature being integrated into my Patreon page, I'd like to keep the spirit of those milestones alive; this change also presents the perfect opportunity to...
2023-06-10 14:09:36 +0000 UTC View PostHey, I finished a script! And it only took like, a year. I'm thinking I might produce this for a release on June 21, but we'll see.
Anyway, this was written for a Patron request! The prompt was “Tsundere Frog Girl” by PsionicsKnight! And of course I overdid it because why wouldn’t I?
Sure, the script’s got a cliffhanger, and sure, the story will have to be multiple par...
2023-06-09 18:24:36 +0000 UTC View PostVanilla Velvet Audio's second anniversary is rapidly approaching (!!!) and I'm using the occasion as an opportunity for a brand refresh. The most important element of that is the new channel banner! Which is where you all come in!
I commissioned four different art pieces for the banner, and I'm leaving it to Patrons to vote for their favorite. My personal picks are the art from banners #1...
2023-06-07 12:16:42 +0000 UTC View PostThe final (?) installment of the Recovering Yandere series is here! Yaaaay. This audio is shorter than the first two, but still puts the whole series past the two hour mark, which is kind of nuts to think about. That's like, movie length?!?
This will be out on youtube either June 7 or 14, depending on some behind the scenes stuff. Either way, I hope you enjoy!
Rescuing...
2023-06-03 21:23:54 +0000 UTC View PostAs promised, a spicy character pin-up! Inspired by the shower scene in Adopting a (Recovering?) Yandere
ETA: Who uploaded the version without the lighting layer and didn't notice for a whole day? This girl. Fixed now!
(Bas...
2023-06-02 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHiyo, Patrons! It's time for our monthly chit-chat and recommendation post, a cozy little space to update each other on what we've been doing lately and all the things we’ve enjoyed during the month!
May was good for me, mostly! Monster Girl Mayhem went off without a hitch and was much less stressful than Februdere, which is all I can ask for really.
Barring unforeseen disaster, J...
2023-06-01 02:51:37 +0000 UTC View PostFinal event pin-up for Monster Girl Mayhem. This one is for Neurotic Tomboy Harpy Classmate Has a Crush on You, which went live yesterday.
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I don't know why this year's Monster Girl Mayhem is closing with two disaster girl audios back to back but I'm okay with it. I hope you are too! This goes live tomorrow. Enjoy!
Discovering Your Shy Bunny Girl Roommate's Youtube History
Your laptop is in the shop, so your c...
2023-05-30 13:04:50 +0000 UTC View PostThe second to last audio of Monster Girl Mayhem is here. Finally! I hope you enjoy it!
Neurotic Tomboy Harpy Classmate Has a Crush on You
You have a secret admirer, the cute harpy you from one of your old classes! And you catch her in the act of dropping a love note at you...
2023-05-28 22:41:14 +0000 UTC View PostThe penultimate pin-up of Monster Girl Mayhem 2023 is finally here! And I'm really cutting it close! There just hasn't been much time to finish the last couple of thumbnails/audios this month. Ah well! Can't have everything, I suppose.
This is for Discovering Your Shy Bunny Girl Roommate's Youtube History, due out on youtube May 31! I hope she was worth the wait. I ...
2023-05-28 01:39:44 +0000 UTC View PostHiyo! Early access time again! Our last multi-script audio of the event--and surprisingly, the longest! I kind of expect this one to mostly flop, tbh. It's dark and scary and not terribly pleasant compared to my usual fare. But I could always be wrong. I guess we'll see! This is due out on youtube tomorrow.
Teased and Kidnapped By the Monster Under Your Bed
2023-05-23 17:49:30 +0000 UTC
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Heeey, I have time to edit this weekend! Hopefully this is the first of at least two audios I'll be posting over the next thirty-six hours or so. Stay tuned! 🤞
This is due out on youtube May 22.
Jealous Yandere Rattlesnake Needs to Be Your Mate
You've been living ...
2023-05-21 00:18:19 +0000 UTC View PostHello out there, Patrons in Patreonland! I wish I could say I've been super productive behind the scenes the past few days, but my day job has been getting in the way. Summer is approaching and that means my hours are getting weird again. So much for getting everything done by the first week of May!
Still, I do have a few (very few!) updates for ya. Seriously, this is very short. 2023-05-16 02:46:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Part 2! This is due out on May 24. And please ignore that the sound of waves is still audible at the start of this; I failed to perfectly cut the audios in half for Patreon somehow x_x
Your Possessive Dragon Girlfriend Treasures You
You've been with your girlfriend for awh...
2023-05-10 10:13:53 +0000 UTC View PostEep! Just four more audios to go!! I bring you another lengthy one today!
Even though I cut this rp from the five scripts I originally wanted to do down to two, it still somehow wound up being an hour long. When I bite off more than I can chew, I really bite off more than I can chew. ^^;
Anyway, I had to split this into two parts. Expect the last half s...
2023-05-10 10:04:52 +0000 UTC View PostETA: OH MY GOD there was a whole vocal track missing from this half of the file somehow. I'm so sorry! Fixed now! x_x
Kidnapped and Transformed by a Cute Kitsune
You've just stumbled into trouble: a kitsune! Turns out you've gotten too close to a hidden yokai village and s...
2023-05-08 17:56:27 +0000 UTC View PostSo it turns out, despite my best efforts and a TON of hubris, a 200+ minute audio in one go was bonkers. All I could manage was about 70. ^^ There were just too many moving parts in this series of scripts, too many roles, too much sound design; my poor old laptop could frankly barely handle the workload as is. So I decided to just bundle the first six scripts into one audio for Monster...
2023-05-08 17:24:59 +0000 UTC View PostWe are officially over the hump, with more event audios behind us than in front of us! Thank goodness. Things I did not anticipate when committing to so many long scripts this month: editing anything longer than ten minutes with my current squirrel brain is like crawling across broken glass while woodpeckers go to town on my skull. 2023-05-06 09:40:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello! It’s time for our monthly patron-only request/suggestion post!
Remember: you can leave a request/suggestion anytime during the month! It doesn't have to be on the day I make this post. 💖 Don't be shy!
New caveat for this month: while you can request sequels to existing audios, unless follow-up scripts already exist, or the writer is amenable to ...
2023-05-04 21:16:42 +0000 UTC View PostNo silly Easter eggs this time, just DRAMA. But sorta the good, cathartic kind.
Loving Spider Queen Adopts You
Your worst nightmare has come true: the gnolls that slaughtered your village have attacked your new home with the spiderfolk. Worst of all, the Spider Queen...
2023-05-03 01:08:03 +0000 UTC View PostAt last! I've been trying to beat this thing into submission for the past few days. Even though it's still a monster (ha?) that will require two posts, this wound up much shorter than I thought it would. Partly that was because I chose not to pad it with longer pauses, and partly it was because I cut the final script in the series. I made a sound design decision re: spider language that sort of...
2023-05-03 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHaving technical issues with today's early access audio. It will be out if I have to drag it kicking and screaming, but I may have to drag it kicking and screaming. In the meantime...
2023-05-02 21:40:02 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Patrons! It's time for our monthly chit-chat and recommendation post, a cozy little space to update each other on what we've been doing lately and all the things we’ve enjoyed during the month!
I dunno about you, but my April feels like it vanished in a blink! Time seems to move funny in the spring, always going much faster than I want it to because there's so much to do before s...
2023-05-01 01:22:10 +0000 UTC View PostWe're getting down to the last of the full character pin-ups for Monster Girl Mayhem. Just two more after this, IIRC! This pin-up is for Your Overprotective T-Rex Girlfriend Worries About You, due out on May 26!
2023-04-30 14:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Woo! Almost to the halfway point for early access releases. Yaaay. This audio is due on youtube May 15th.
Dominant Yandere Bat Girl Kidnaps You
You wake in an unfamiliar cave and find yourself captive to an obsessive yandere bat girl! This possessive monster girl has kidna...
2023-04-30 01:17:26 +0000 UTC View PostEarly access time! This should be the first of two or three early access audios coming out today. This one will kick off the event on May 1st, is the only F4M of the event, and is a sleep aid: about twenty minutes of soft spoken adoration, and another ten minutes of rain to help you drift off to sleep. Enjoy!
Soft Dom Yandere Wolf Girl Mate Cuddles You to Sleep
Time for another full pin-up! This one is for Your Dragon Girlfriend Treasures You, due out on May 24!
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Time for some more early access! This audio is due on youtube May 26th.
Your Overprotective T-Rex Girlfriend Worries About You
Your girlfriend is an overprotective t-rex girl! She can't understand how a little human like you can survive without fangs, claws or a thick hide...
2023-04-28 03:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post