Hello, Patrons! I'm here to bring you all the Februdere news you could want, including thumbnails, descriptions and schedule! (If this post ends up with wonky spacing issues at any point, please blame Patreon. They've fucked with the post editor. Again.)
Here's the final to-do list for the month, and where recording is at the moment:
2024-01-31 02:03:45 +0000 UTC
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Early access time! This is our last regular audio before February's event! I hope you enjoy it!
Shy Tomboy Orc Rescues You From Bullies

Fantasy High is pretty normal, all things considered. There are even bullies, just like normies have! Lucky you. At least in a school f...
2024-01-30 21:05:47 +0000 UTC
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IT'S HERE. And fuck it, this one goes out as early access to every tier, because this week has been a nightmare and I feel guilty. I'm so sorry for the delays. It took four days to fix my recording set-up, Juniper and I recorded this script a total of three times--I've been staring at it so long I can no longer tell if it's funny--and also my plumbing exploded? That's not a metaphor. My pipes b...
2024-01-24 03:36:03 +0000 UTC
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There is an irreversible error in this week's audio. I tested everything beforehand, it sounded fine on speakers, but on every set of headphones/earbuds I test, no matter which computer I play the audio from, there's some bizarre distortion happening off and on throughout the tracks that I can't trace or eliminate ajsdhlkashdla. I have no idea what went wrong, but the result is a 4+ hour record...
2024-01-17 00:12:40 +0000 UTC
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Hello, hello, Patrons! It's time to check in on what's going on behind the scenes over here, and have a look at what's in store for the next few weeks on the channel.
I've been busy, doing lots of little tasks required to get ready for the next year's worth of audios and Patreon content, not the least of which was setting up my new computer for production. I've basically been making this ...
2024-01-16 19:48:38 +0000 UTC
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Just like last year, I decided to put together a little recap of Vanilla Velvet Audio's stats for 2023 to share in the community tab over on the channel. YouTube provided 2022's stats really early, but I only got them a few days ago this time around. I wish I'd been able to get this out at the start o...
2024-01-12 17:28:59 +0000 UTC
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Early access time!
Note: This is the last recording I'll be doing on my old laptop. There are some odd crackles and tinniness at a couple points in the vocal track, and I can’t seem to figure out what happened during recording, or fix it. (I suspect the USB port is dying, which...perfect timing, tbh!) I apologize for those problems; I really liked this script and I’m quite irrit...
2024-01-10 00:18:22 +0000 UTC
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I've spent the past few days getting my new channel-only computer set up for 2024, and it'll be a couple more before everything is ready to go. (I had four thousand files related to Vanilla Velvet Audio on my old laptop?! No wonder it was screaming all the time!)
File re-organization, sound testing, software installs, importing all my old settings and accounts, getting fami...
2024-01-07 15:54:49 +0000 UTC
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Early access time!

You’re lost in a blizzard with the rich mean girl! Luckily, you find a cozy cabin to shelter in—but there’s only one sleeping bag?! Great. Cuddling with a big bully just so you don’t get hypothermia. Careful though: there's more to this ice queen than meets the eye, an...
2024-01-03 02:36:58 +0000 UTC
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Hello, all! Happy New Year's Eve! Welcome to this month's chit chat and rec post, a comfy space to update each other on what we've been doing lately and all the things we’ve enjoyed during the month!
I won't bore you with the gory details of how things have been going behind the scenes for me lately. Suffice to say it was messy and busy, to the point I completely spaced on last month's ...
2024-01-01 05:17:46 +0000 UTC
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Final audio of the event AND the year! Oh my gosh, I can't believe we made it to the finish line after everything. I'm excited for the start of 2024 as a kind of emotional hard reset; 2023 has been a beast. Thank you all so much for your patience, support and continued patronage this year. <3
Flustered Bimbo Bunny Maid Sits on Master’s Lap
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2023-12-28 22:51:04 +0000 UTC
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Flirty Succubus Girlfriend Feeds on Your Negative Emotions

Lately you're struggling with stress, anxiety, depression, anger...you name it! You've tried to be strong and keep your troubles secret from your succubus girlfriend, but she can see right through you. It's time to talk ...
2023-12-26 23:56:20 +0000 UTC
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[Silly title emoji reference]
Merry almost-Christmas, everyone! It's time for early access! Guess who recorded the wrong script for tomorrow because she got her schedule mixed up? asdfadfad Welp! Too late now!
(I mean, it works out, since the art I had planned fell through which I guess is...
2023-12-25 00:01:31 +0000 UTC
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Loyal, Protective Valkyrie Wants You to Stay

You’re the first viking warrior this loyal Valkyrie ever truly loved. But soon, you’ll march to war and may not survive! Your heart is set on proving yourself in battle, but she’s not too proud to beg you to reconsider because s...
2023-12-21 20:49:07 +0000 UTC
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Early access time! I can't believe we've just got four audios left after this one. Will I manage to record/edit everything before Christmas like I originally planned? ....I mean, probably not at this rate, but a girl can dream!
Your Flirty Plant Girl Girlfriend Tries to Make Dinner for You
2023-12-19 21:14:17 +0000 UTC
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Shy, Flustered Shapeshifting Neko Girl Has a Crush On You

Your college library has a magical secret: the resident cat is really a shapeshifting cat girl! This shy neko is so in love she’s been stalking you in feline form—even sitting in your lap while you read and stealing y...
2023-12-17 23:26:56 +0000 UTC
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I sleep now! ...well, after I finish rendering the video and uploading and zzzzzzzz
Anyway, I really like this one. I hope you do too!
Your Loyal Mech is in Love With You

You're a depressed mech pilot, grieving your many war losses, she's your loyal kaiju killing mac...
2023-12-15 05:36:12 +0000 UTC
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It's finally here! Uh. Here-ish? Some writers got back to me, so I secured early access permission for a couple things that were up in the air and ditched stuff that fell through; I put in an order for SFX materials that should be here in a day or two (fancy slime for foley work!); and an artist who vanished resurfaced and will (hopefully!) have art for a couple animated videos available before...
2023-12-14 18:19:52 +0000 UTC
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ETA 12/14: What the hell, how did this get stuck in drafts?! I published it, I swear! Ugggggh. >.< I'm sorry, everyone.
Second verse, same as the first! With much less ugly crying this time.
Tsundere Tomboy Delinquent Guardian Angel Moves in With You

A guardian...
2023-12-14 12:53:54 +0000 UTC
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Early access time! The only multi-script audio of the event, this one ended up a bit longer than I thought it’d be.
Tsundere Tomboy Delinquent Guardian Angel Moves in With You

A guardian angel is supposed to be sweet, pure, and good--not a rude tomboy delinquent who gets...
2023-12-13 05:24:24 +0000 UTC
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Hello, hello! Early access is here! This audio was originally slated for December 13, but due to technical issues with the next audio I had scheduled, it's getting bumped up. I think this one is the spiciest of the event, actually, so here's hoping I don't get a youtube warning for it. I'm prepared to demonetize it if I have to.
Anyway, I hope you like it!
Tough Orc Girl Wan...
2023-12-10 21:45:15 +0000 UTC
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Early access time! This is due out on youtube tomorrow. Enjoy!
Flirty Blind Date With a Shy, Flustered Gorgon

Going on a blind date literally blindfolded? Kinky! The monster girl you meet is shy and flustered, but so are you. Besides, she sounds cute, and it's amazin...
2023-12-07 23:33:18 +0000 UTC
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Me: I'm going to get ahead of schedule!
Narrator: She did not, in fact, get ahead of schedule.
Well anyway! Enjoy early access!
Wolf Girl Therapist Helps You Build Confidence

After some self-confidence issues, you decide to give therapy a try. To your sur...
2023-12-05 22:22:08 +0000 UTC
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me: this script has like 6 sound cues that should be easy enough
also me: okay but how about we make it 40?
(。-_-。)
WELL ANYWAY. Early access! For you. <3 I hope you enjoy it!
Keeping Your Lamia Best Friend Warm During a Blizzard

Your monster girl ...
2023-12-03 22:48:24 +0000 UTC
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(exhausted waving) Early access! Barely. (ó﹏ò。) I’m sorry. I didn’t get to finish editing until like three in the morning because I worked until after midnight. My day job shifts get longer in the lead-up to Christmas and I'm still not smart enough to compensate, apparently!
I'm going to record and edit during every free moment I have over the weekend, and try to get at at least...
2023-12-01 09:25:59 +0000 UTC
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ETA: Audios #5 & 6 have swapped places in the schedule due to behind the scenes technical shenanigans.
Hello! I come bearing the first half of the official schedule for Creature Comforts.
It looks like I'll be scrambling a bit in December due to real life stuff that's been bogging me down, so I'm kinda frazzled, but I'm still hoping to get ahead of things if pos...
2023-11-30 17:39:59 +0000 UTC
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Hello! Early access time! I recorded this script like four times in the past week--my original vision for the performance just didn't pan out. I tried a lot of different things and got progressively more frustrated with the end result; a bunch of technical difficulties just compounded the performance problems. >.<
I swear I was this close to throwing in the towel and saying...
2023-11-28 21:59:11 +0000 UTC
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Hello, hello! A short update tonight! But I hope it's a good 'un, peeking ahead all the way into January.. Uh, with some sizable gaps. ^^;
This week's audio is: Jealous Punk Girlfriend With a Soft Spot Gets Protective

That's out tomorrow, and 2023-11-22 06:26:03 +0000 UTC
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Y’all, I have had a DAY. But I’m here! With early access, even! And as soon as I shotgun my weight in caffeine and finish some thumbnails, an update post will be on the way! Pencil me in for...sometime after midnight, at this rate. (╥﹏╥) BUT PENCIL ME IN NONETHELESS.
Ahem. Anyway, enjoy this week's early access audio!
Jealous Punk Girlfriend With a Soft Spot Gets P...
2023-11-22 02:33:47 +0000 UTC
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It's early access time again! I hope you enjoy today's lo-fi cafe adventure. 💖
Cute Girl Takes Care of You at Her Cozy Coffee Shop

You're having a lot of bad days lately. Luckily, this cute, slightly bossy and flirty girl runs a cozy cafe. Her tender loving care i...
2023-11-14 21:24:47 +0000 UTC
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