The Witcher S2E3 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with another episode of The Witcher and some oogity-boogity bois and some fun future team-ups being set up!
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Cobra Kai S4E4 - Full Uncut Reaction
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Welcome to another installment of our Cobra Kai reactions.
This week we continue our journey through season 4 with episode 4 entitled "Bicephaly".
New -kid Kenny gets tormented at school by the students of Miyagi Do/Eagle Fang leading to a Dojo showdown at the drive-in and a late night baseball field prank.
Amanda LaRusso runs int...
2022-03-05 08:05:32 +0000 UTC View PostAttack on Titan S2E3 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're ripping another episode and this is proving to be the most breakneck fucking pace that we've seen from this show since the very very tail end of S1!
We catch up with another one of the country kids, Connie, and his APPREHENTLTY TITAN-FIIED MOM!
So, is there a Titan SPELL OR JUICE OR SOMETHING THAT IS GROWING TITANS, and... 2022-03-04 16:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The Legend of Korra S3E1 Full & Uncut REACTION!
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We're back in KorraLand yall and we are IN THE MUCH LAUDED SEASON 3!
We got a new world, new strifes for our heroes, and a NEW VILLIAN, Zaheer, who seems mysterious and fucking formidable as hell!
We know that people are bent outta shape with the Spirit Realm but it's just some Trees and Roots, it's not that big of a deal?&nbs... 2022-03-03 23:37:55 +0000 UTC View Post
BvE S2E2 // Rick & Morty "WEDDINGS"
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Welcome to another installment of our exclusive reaction/podcast series Batman Vs Everyone (BvE).
BvE is our monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman: The Animat... 2022-03-02 06:42:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack on Titan S2E2 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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Now that we've rocked the OVAs that bring a broader context, and as painful as No Regrets may ultimately be it does help satiate a touch of the Levi withdrawal that you experience throughout S2.
We get some more world-building and back story and some HORRIFYING POSSIBILITIES ARE ILLUMINATED TO IN THIS EPISODE with the two RURAL KIDS, Connie an... 2022-03-01 20:25:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Cobra Kai S4E3 - Full & Uncut Reaction
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Training seems to be going well for MIyagi Do and Eagle Fang until jealousy STRIKES FIRST..... in Johnny's heart.
Join us for some high kicks, high drama, and even higher stakes as our two favorite dojos struggle to co-exist in Cobra Kai episode 3, season 4 "Then Learn Fall".
As Miguel embraces the teachings of Miyagi Do and ... 2022-02-25 21:17:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack on Titan OVA "NO REGURTS" Full & Uncut Reaction!
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And as you can see, we got ourselves OUR SECOND REACTION OF THE WEEK for Attack on Titan! Again thanks to all you baller ass mfers who were able to secure the budget with the annual tier! And it's kinda nice! Like paying your car insurance in a 6-month chunk! Now you don't even gotta sweat it, you just gotta rock this bevy of sick-ass content!
Batman Begins (2005) // Commentary Schmommentary (AUDIO)
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DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A REACTION! (in a gravelly voice and proceeds to pop a lozenge)!
Turns out it's a Commentary Track and in the run-up to the release of The Batman, we figured we take a look at the last time we got a gritty reboot of the franchise writ large and we're going back to a simpler, but no less awful time of 2005 to take a look at the Emo-Flying-R... 2022-02-24 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The Witcher S2E2 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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Rolling in with another reaction to Season 2 of The Witcher!
We get to delve into the backstory of Gerry's College Dorm House and meet his former headmaster!
We only say that cause the Witcher home-base is kinda like a Frat House!
There's drinking and cheeky jokes!
Lots of drinking... 2022-02-24 17:46:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack on Titan: OVA // Isle's Notebook Full & Uncut REACTION!
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WE ARE BACK BUT TAKING A VERY SHORT BUT NECESSARY DETOUR INTO AoT OVA LAND!
As guided by the sure and steady programming hand of Abe The Editor, he has suggested that after the JUGGERNAUGHT What the FUCKERY of S2E1 we needed to rock a couple of these OVAs!
We think it was a great move, cause watching it here gives a lot of con... 2022-02-22 20:46:42 +0000 UTC View Post
BvE FEBURARY POLL "Weddings"
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Now well into winter, we're rocking the next episode of BvE and we need your help! Chicago is starting to thaw out, Spring is right around the corner and all the hope and optimism brought that follows as we follow with our dark and dreary main character Brucey!
Check last month's episode with the theme of "Shoes" in case you missed it! 2022-02-20 16:50:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The Witcher S2E1 Full & Uncut REACTION!
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Ooooooooooh Weeee yall! we are back with the adventures of Gerry, Siri, YenYen and Mr. Swordy Bloodhole for SEASON 2 and it's a wild, charming one with teensy weird lil' morsel of awfulness at the very end!
Is this just the R-rated Beauty and Beast remake that we always wanted from Disney but we know we'll never get?
We got a fresh lil' up... 2022-02-18 21:27:34 +0000 UTC View Post
The Legend of Korra S2E14 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back in the FINAL EPISODE OF the controversial but ultimately rewarding Season 2 of The Legend of Korra and it's evil spirits and KORRA KAIJU FIGHTS AND ALL KINDS OF CRAZINESS!
Why is it when you meet your Avatar State figure you always look super angry?!
Was PURPLE DADDY UNALAQ, who just wanted to combat climate change, into getting his... 2022-02-17 20:19:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack on Titan S2E1 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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Seriously though......
WHAT
IN THE
FURRY FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?
Who's the big boy and who told him about everyone? Jesus this is nuts.
2022-02-16 00:04:41 +0000 UTC
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Arcane S1E9 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We made to the end and HOLY LORD what a finale to what will probably be seen as an absolutely legendary show!
With so much emotional complexity, jaw-dropping set-pieces, and incredible vocal performances it's hard to know where to begin with this ending other than - Wow.
Vi retaking The Last Drop is so satisfying. 2022-02-12 21:53:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Cobra Kai S4E2 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with another installment of our favorite karate-nostalgia drama....COBRA KAI!
The battle for the soul of the valley is in full effect in "First Learn Stand" the 2nd episode of season 4.
And what better way to represent that soul than...
2022-02-11 22:43:36 +0000 UTC View PostThe Legend of Korra S2E13 Full & Uncut REACTION!
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We're back into The Legend of Korra and we are at the MUCH FABLED PENULTIMATE EPISODE!
This thing is damn crazy!
Seeing ye old Dickhead Admiral Zhao in the Spirit Fog is totally wild!
We love seeing Jinora come into her own and Tenzin getting to accept himself and put his own comparisons to Aang! ... 2022-02-11 15:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
KORRA DROPPING FIRST THING TOMORROW!
Had to rebuild the synch and whatnot for Korra S2E13 and it will drop at 9am tomorrow ya'll!
And then Arcane on Saturday!
Thanks so much!
2022-02-11 00:28:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe Book of Boba Fett S1E7 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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WE DONE GOT OURSELVES A FINALE Y'ALL!
You want our cute lil' bb? YA GOT IT!
You finally want some JET PACK ACTION! YA GOT IT!
You need a satisfying and well-balanced narrative? ......... MAYBE, MAYBE NOT!!
We got some grins, we got some gripes - BUT A S... 2022-02-10 02:44:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Gigguk's "Attack on Titan in 9 MINUTES!" REACTION!
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We're back with a not quite so full episode, but still, a scorcher so it will give our precious Abe the Editor a minute to rest as he's finishing up his runs on S1 of AOT edits and Book of Boba Fett assemblies, to which he's been killing both!
Also, it gives us a touch to have some fun (Lord knows we're gonna need it with this fucking show) and something... 2022-02-09 14:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
ARCANE S1E8 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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Sorry for the delay first off! We hit some weird lockout of Patreon and it delayed the release!
BUT WE ARE BACK IN IT with the PENULTIMATE EPISODE AND MAN IS THIS A GNARLY ONE!
You want a Frankenstein Victor? He's on the goddamn way! Also, RIP his assistant! It'd have been easier just to sling some rope into it ... 2022-02-06 20:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The Witcher S1E8 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with the SEASON 1 FINALE of the FAHKIN' WITCHA!!!
Gerry, Yenn, Ciri and Mr Swordy-Bloodhole are converging on the final battle and its a fucking doozy!
Is Sean's Geralt grunt impression as gross as Morgan makes it out to be? Most likely.
How sick was the portal arrow move by the mages?!
And is this just ... 2022-02-05 00:26:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Cobra Kai S4E1 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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The Watchers in the Bar are back and we're sauntering back into the All-Valley Tournament for the 4th season of Cobra Kai episode 1 "Let's Begin"!
And as is tradition with this over-the-top ball of 80's awesomeness, we too are playing all the classics.
The Soundtrack? You better believe we're fist-pumping and air-drumming so hard we might ... 2022-02-04 08:07:25 +0000 UTC View Post
The Legend of Korra S2E12 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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Hope eveyrone is well in Patreonland!
We're back into it and starting to kick things into HIGH gear with with a truly awesome and fun episode of S2 of LoK!
Along with Varrick ship jackets how many panic rooms and sex dungeons?
We said the term "Dark Avatar" but holy fuck we didn't think that Unalaq would actua... 2022-02-03 21:16:46 +0000 UTC View Post
BvE Season 2E1 - Batman vs Kim Possible
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Welcome to another installment of our exclusive reaction/podcast series Batman Vs Everyone (BvE).
BvE is our monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated...
2022-02-03 02:40:11 +0000 UTC View PostThe Book of Boba Fett S1E6 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with a HELL OF A CRAZY EPISODE!
The Mandalorian Train has NOT STOPPED BABY AND OUR BOUNTY HUNTING FRIEND CAN GET PROPER FUCKED!
And on that train, we are PILING ON IT WITH MORE PASSENGERS AND OLD FRIEND THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT!
We actually get the galaxy's favorite ... 2022-02-03 00:36:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack on Titan S1E25 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with the GADDAMN SEASON 1 FINALE of Attack on Titan and.......
Wait....
WTF.
Follow the exclusive link to hang!
2022-02-01 21:25:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Arcane S1E7 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with another killer episode and the beginning of the final act of ARCANE!
The filmmaking and artistry is astonishing in this episode (even if we think some of the music works against the scene itself, don't fuckin' @ us).
Jayce's hunky Fireman's Calendar moment is simultaneously cool and hilariously over the top!
We're l... 2022-01-30 02:26:35 +0000 UTC View Post
The Legend of Korra S2E11 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with a REALLY FUCKING DELIGHTFUL episode of The Legend of Korra!