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FMH ~ 23!

- Luke -

Luke’s hands shook as he swallowed fistfuls of berries. He waited and waited, but there was no effect. He screamed into the void, “I want my hallucinations! Give them back!”

He had been trapped in the second zone for the last two years, and it seemed that he had finally adapted to the toxins created by the berries. Luke was finally immune to thei...

FMH ~ 22!

“Circle is complete… now let the mana flow away, but only toward the interior of the circle…” Andre was breathing heavily as he forced his mana to work as he needed it. “Done!”

His concentration broke, and the excess mana flooded away into the air. It had taken him a month to gather the entire hilltop under his control, and three entire days of t...

FMH ~21!

- Andre -

“You know what?” Xan told a sweating and bleeding Andre. “A year isn’t all that bad for figuring out how to make your first real circle. “Beyond that, you are really embracing the theory more than any other generation of Druid.”

“Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that you let those bear-hunting bees at me when I didn't fully i...

FMH ~ 20!

Luke broke into a downhill sprint, moving as fast as he could while holding his massive bone and being covered in several inches of leather. The water on him was vaporizing, turning to gas as he charged along. Some goats got in his way, but he simply plowed over them, breaking bones as his huge weight crushed them into the ground.

He was starting to have a following, a few hu...

FMH ~ 19!!

Luke looked at his weapon again and gulped. It was at least four feet long and about two feet wide at the thickest point. “Good thing whatever this came from is already dead…”

Over the next three months, Luke worked to familiarize himself with his ‘hammer’. It was as though he was learning to fight all over again, and only the fact that he had been conditioning his ...

FMH ~ 18!

- Luke -

Luke scraped at his combat perch stone and grunted. The last two-and-a-half years had been intense, and was basically a blur of killing goats and testing his battle prowess. A diet of only protein hadn't been great for his system, but he wasn't malnourished in the slightest. In fact, between the constant combat and the huge number of hides he wore into comba...

FMH ~ 17!

Taylor sent a fireball spinning toward the fleeing Fear, the spider-shaped spellform screeching as it dropped to the ground and tried to put out the flames. Taylor grumbled as she stalked toward it. “Oh, sure, imagine that. You’re almost tall enough to reach my shin, and you’re afraid of fire.”

Mana: 143/165

The Fear ...

FMH ~ 16!

Before she could even scream, they landed and Taylor was able to see the illusion they had just passed through. Master Don started walking forward right away, more grim and serious than she had ever seen him. “Taylor, do you know why I call you a ‘Namer’, and not a ‘Mage’?”

“I really have no idea.” She took a deep breath. “Can we talk about how I thought we ...

FMH ~ 15!

- Taylor -

“You’re pretty messed up, Master Don.” Taylor was looking at the landscape, the stacks of books that went on forever, and the flames that were reflected in Master Don’s eyes. His smile as he had sent the exploding ball of plasma into the sheaf of peaceful spellforms would appear in her dreams tonight for certain.

“Ahh… apprentice.” Don took a de...

FMH ~ 14!

“Oh… celestial. I can't believe I would ever do something that dumb.” Andre was rehashing old conversations with Xan, who was laughing at the embarrassment that the initiate was feeling.

“You were given the mind of someone almost a decade older than you essentially overnight.” Xan finally started helping the young man calm himself, his fun now had. “Of 2020-05-29 15:46:40 +0000 UTC View Post

FMH ~ 13!

- Andre -

Andre munched on an apple as he listened to Xan’s lecture. The last month and a half had been… informative. He had been doing nothing but twice-daily exercises and reading the massive volumes of information that Xan provided him. He wasn't allowed further than the shadow of the tallest tree in the grove, and the forced limit was grating on him. Not that he would...

FMH ~ 12!

Two weeks had passed, and Luke had given up on hope of rescue. With all the other initiates, and a new apprentice, it was unlikely that the Archmage was going to devote too much time to rescuing him, so he needed to find his own way out. He took a deep breath and held up the patchwork goat hide pants that he had made. “Good enough.” 

He pulled on the stiff pants and ...

FMH ~ 11!

- Luke -

Luke walked around the pool of water that he had fallen into, looking at the waterfall that was seemingly pouring from the sky. There was no evidence that the cave he had jumped from had ever existed. The world just ended behind the falls. He crawled to the edge of the land and peered over, gasping at the scene. 

This place was full of surprises, it seemed. Th...

FMH ~10!

- Andre -

“This sucks.” Andre petulantly stated as they plodded along the seemingly endless plains.

“Yup.” His teacher agreed sullenly. He had his own reasons.

“Are we just gonna walk forever, or are you gonna actually teach me?”

“If you were paying attention to the land around you, you would possibly notice that you didn’t exactly come through...

FMH ~ 9!

Big ol' chapter!

~ 9 ~

Taylor looked at the book in her lap, contemplating it for a moment before running a finger down it's spine. It shuddered and fell open, revealing details of her life that even she had forgotten. “Oh neat, it details the date that Zed showed up in town! I’ve only known him for six months? Sheesh… that was a messed-up situation. What...

FMH ~ 8!

Master Don seemed to be alternating between fury and… something else. “You let it read you! It now knows absolutely everything about you, and will record everything that happens from here on! Think of this as the most intrusive diary ever. Should this book ever leave you and partner with another, they will be able to read your entire life. All your strengths, al...

FMH ~ 7!

- Taylor -

“What just happened?” Taylor was panicking, her lifelong friend had suddenly vanished, and no one appeared to know why. In fact, Master Don said he was dead.

“I’m honestly not certain.” The Archmage admitted, but simply moved on from there. “This has never happened before, Taylor. To be frank, I do think that he...

FMH ~ 6!

Luke flew out the portal, landing heavily on his back. Luckily, the pack he was wearing took the brunt of the fall, saving him from shredding his skin on the rough cave floor. Gasping in an attempt to regain his breath, he looked around wildly, trying to understand what had gone wrong. There was very little light, but he was able to see that he was in a cave of some sort. He could ...

FMH ~ 5!

“Are you sure you will all be okay without me? I know there are a bunch more boots to make.” Luke nearly begged his father.

“We’ll be fine, son. We’re proud of you, by the way.”

Luke looked over, startled at the sudden emotion in his father’s voice. “Dad?”

His mother walked forward, giving Luke a hug as his father tried to hand him a leather pack...

FMH ~ 4!!

“Right you were, gentlemen! Why so nervous, young man? You may not even have any power! If you do, it isn’t like you become a slave! You get paid well, live in luxury… so many benefits, just for serving the kingdom!” Zed just shook his head and took deep panicked breaths, eyes darting around in an attempt to find a way to escape from the situation...

FMH ~ 3~

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FMH ~ 2

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FMH ~ 1

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Prologue

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Final copy of Ruthless!

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This week!

A couple things! First off, no new chapters this week, as I am adding in all final edits and small changes to Ruthless! That will be sent to all $5+ patrons this Friday!

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Next week, we are going to be starti...

Ruthless ~ Epilogue!

So bittersweet to end this book! Don't forget that all  the comments and issues brought up by patreons which I can address will be included in the final version that will get sent out to all of you on the 24th! Enjoy!

~ Epilogue ~

Joe stood near a double-helix of light that stretched into the sky, giving his mother one last hug. “I’ll be fine! This was the plan...

Ruthless ~ 58!

All that remains is the epilogue! :'D

~ 58 ~

“Attack!” The people below charged the walls, but Joe didn’t bother to watch as arrows were traded, ladders were knocked away from the wall, and fireballs burned people to charcoal. No… he was watching the rear of the lines, where ever more people were running through the active rituals. 

He was waiting for...

Ruthless ~ 57!

~ 57 ~

The mercenary was slapped away, and he went bouncing along the bodies that had piled up due to Joe’s Dark Lightning Strike. Arthur the Neigh-Bear fully phased into being, instantly becoming the focus of hundreds of people in the area. On a positive note, most of them were screaming and backpedaling.

“What in the…?” The silencer took a trembling step back....

Ruthless ~ 56!

~ 56 ~

Joe stumbled out of the Pathfinder’s Hall bruised and bloody. There were open wounds on him, and his right eye was swollen shut. He bent over and spat out a mouthful of blood, then lifted his head and looked at the huge amount of people staring him down. He stood up proudly, and announced, “The golems came back, so don’t go in, but I’ve cleared out this patch o...