Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! I hope ya'll enjoyed our completely reasonable Mother's Day celebration! :)
And in keeping with that tradition, here's another obvious Mother's Day classic: Theodore Rex!
Enjoy the full movie, along with all of JB's splendor! And in the meantime, I'll try to figure out Rex's better half: Big Trouble in Little China. If I can't post it...maybe it coul...
2023-05-14 05:09:34 +0000 UTC
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Our old pal Ben Nagy hooked ya'll up with the second movie from last week's Monstervision. This is a classic that time forgot, blocked, and eventually ran from...but when has that ever stopped JB from making a movie super fun?!
I'll have a new full movie for you a lil later tonight. It's actually the second movie from the Big Trouble in Little China episode, but wanted to make sure ...
2023-05-14 03:24:25 +0000 UTC
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Happy New Last Drive-In Day, Patreon Pals!
Here‘s Part 1 of the episode I had to hastily post the other day. (I didn’t include time codes then my wifi was sooooo sloooow & I knew this version was coming soon. I will prob go back and post those for anyone who does actually want to watch the episode that way, though.)
Enjoy the flick, and Part 2 (also with the full flick...
2023-05-12 21:32:34 +0000 UTC
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(Outro 4:16)
Hapoy Humpday, homies! Tonight we have a flick I’ve never seen before, but it’s in the Drive-In Hall of Fame, so I might need to correct that soon. I also noticed one of the standees we sold in our Christmas charity auctions is in the background here, which is cute/interesting.
I hope you’re having a great week, and don’t forget that this Friday is our Mother‘...
2023-05-11 04:02:40 +0000 UTC
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Hiya, Patron Saints! This is a lil bonus feature I’m hoping to include for you on a weekly basis. It’s just a lil check in with JB that you will only hear here. This one’s on the Road to the Philly airport when we were stuck in traffic, so exciting times! 😉 Enjoy!!🖤
2023-05-10 23:04:42 +0000 UTC
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Howdy, homies! I promised you a Monstervision today and by golly you’re getting a Monstervision today! 
Wifi here is insanely bad and it’s taking forever for this post to go through, but hopefully this works and y’all can at least see the vid. I’ll update this with tags, more info, and a higher r...
2023-05-08 04:12:01 +0000 UTC
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I woke up today after a looong day (week, really!) of working w Joe Bob nonstop and realized it’s Sunday and I missed posting your Saturday Monstetvision! 😞 We are on our way to another shoot and my wifi ain’t great right now, but I will get MV up for you as soon as I possibly can (today for sure!)
So sorry about that…Please accept this pic of JoeBob in his happy place to hold yo...
2023-05-07 17:42:14 +0000 UTC
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Howdy, y’all! I’m in the midst of a super insane week, but Drive-In duties call! I gotta make sure you get your midweek Joe Bob fix, no matter rain nor snow nor all that jazz… 😉 Enjoy, and get hyped because this week’s Cinco de Mayo ep of The Last Drive-In is gonna be something special! See ya Friday, Mutants! 🤠🖤🖤
2023-05-04 02:20:15 +0000 UTC
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Joe Bob returns (finally!) to catch us up on what he’s been up to since his last Geek Tawk appearance, and give us some details on the upcoming 3rd Annual Drive-In Jamboree (finally!) 🖤
2023-05-01 02:25:28 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! Hope yiu enjoyed Walpurgisnacht 2 last night. Thank you so much to everyone who tuned in for that & got Walpurgisnacht-y with us! 🖤
Tonight‘s Monstervision is a truly epic double feature. Enjoy! 🥰🖤🖤
Alien 3
Start the ...
First segment: Before the flick.
Secon...
2023-04-30 01:59:02 +0000 UTC
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Still working on your fun post from last weekend (you’ll understand why it took me so long when I lost it 😋) and will have another big of Random Radness for you to go a long with it. But for tonight, we are focusing on witches (and drinking! 😋) to celebrate Walpurgisnacht on the Drive-In. Hope y’all can mash it!
Side Note to Patron Saints: The Riffalong Watchalong w me is this S...
2023-04-28 23:00:00 +0000 UTC
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(Outro: 4:12)
Happy Humpdays, homies! Here’s your DIT fix for the week. We are busy getting prepped for Walpurgisnacht 2. I can’t wait till y’all see what I’ve got cooked up for JB… 😉
ICYMI, here are the clues for this week’s movies. Leave guesses here if you’re itchiin’ to win one of JB’s old belt buckles! 😋🤠🖤🖤
2023-04-27 02:27:24 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Hopefully I'm not pushing my luck with including so many complete movies, but I'm doing my best to use movies that either aren't available anywhere online, or aren't exactly in demand and could use the JB bump. Cyberjack is a lil from column A and a lil from column B…. 😉
I'm in the middle of helping JB with a Redneck Show in North Carolina, so I need ...
2023-04-23 04:32:15 +0000 UTC
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On the off chance you haven’t yet heard the news, Season 5 of The Last Drive-In premieres tomorrow night at 9pm ET on both Shudder & AMC+. Today we announced a few of our very special guests:
Hope you can join us tomw night at the Drive-In, and don’t forget we’ll be in Clayton, NC...
2023-04-20 20:58:43 +0000 UTC
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Being that we just passed tax day, I figured there’s a lot of us who could use a little pick me up right about now. Please enjoy this special edition of DIT to help ease the tax pain. 😉🖤
2023-04-20 02:26:09 +0000 UTC
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Happy Premiere Week, Patreon Pals!
I’m so behind on all the things right now, so here’s your belated bit o’weekend fun. I would’ve had a lot to say about this one if he did this segment now… 😉
Enjoy, and here’s a lil reminder that 2 of the last How Rednecks Saved Hollywood shows EVER are coming up soon.
We will be in Clayton, NC this Saturday, the night af...
2023-04-17 19:30:52 +0000 UTC
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As promised, here’s the immortal classic, Superbeast. This is one of JB’s most hated films ever, so…Enjoy, I guess? 😉
2023-04-16 01:45:01 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight I’m giving you 2 posts again. This one is for those who want to watch both movies with Time Codes in the traditional Patrreon fashion. Immediately after this, though, I’m posting Superbeast in its entirety because everyone needs to see that classic! 😉
Enjoy tearing the 🖤 outta Splatterday Night, however you choose to watch! 🤠
2023-04-16 01:38:57 +0000 UTC
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(Bridge: 4:22, Outro: 8:28)
Happy Humpday, Homies! Hope you’re having a wonderful week. (if you just joined me to watch AEW on Twitter you know it’s probably best if I keep this intro short and sweet… 😉) 🖤🖤
2023-04-13 03:55:17 +0000 UTC
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We have a political party with 271 Congressional members who vote in lockstep, as a bloc, like characters in some Rod Serling dystopian story about faceless servants of the state who do as they're told lest they be disciplined and exterminated.
Fortunately we have an opposition party with 261 Congressional members who vote in lockstep, as a bloc, like characters in some Rod Serling dystop...
2023-04-12 21:33:27 +0000 UTC
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As promised, here’s the Joe D’Amato classic 2020 Texas Gladiators in its entirety with the Monstervision segments included. Enjoy! 🖤
2023-04-09 02:37:49 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday! Tonight I’m doing things a lil differently and breaking things up into two posts.
This one is the classic version, for those into watching movies with the Time Codes. Post #2 is gonna be Texas Gladiators only, but with the full movie included.
So pick your poison, Patreon Pals, and enjoy tearing the 🖤 outta Saturday Night! 🖤🖤
Th...
2023-04-09 02:33:20 +0000 UTC
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No, I don't want to download your app.
(Short & sweet today…Have a great weekend, Patreon Pals! 🖤)
2023-04-07 23:58:55 +0000 UTC
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Happy Humpday, homies! I just landed in Toronto & am trying to navigate my way through some funky weather conditions right now, but never fear, for I take my Mail Ghoul Duties to , and as we say to n the biz: Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. So I’m posting in the rain right now bc it’s impor...
2023-04-06 01:07:50 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have the episode BEFORE the famous Friday the 13th episode, which for some reason is very interesting to me. 😋
Hipe your have a wonderful (Wrestlemania 😉) weekend…Here are the Time Codes for ya. Enjoy! 🖤
It's Alive
Start the ...
First segment: Before the flick.
Second segment: About 16:16 in after the sho...
2023-04-02 05:43:29 +0000 UTC
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(Bridge: 4:31, Outro 10:37)
Happy Humpday, Patreon Pals! Hope you are having a great week, and this lil slice of vintage JB helps make it even greater. 🤠
If you’re a Patron Saint, our Discord Riff-a-long to Slaughter High is THIS FRIDAY at 9pm ET/6pm PT. Celebrate April Fools with your fellow Mutants if you’re around. 🖤
2023-03-30 02:45:50 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! I'm helping JB with his 21st Century Cult Classic night w/ Bubba Ho-Tep & Donnie Darko in Oklahoma City, but wanted to be sure I got Monstervision out to ya'll before it got too late.
The only salvageable tape I can find of this episode is missing the first two lines, but just to be sure you don't miss out on a single word of J.B.'s genius, here they a...
2023-03-26 02:38:36 +0000 UTC
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Happy Frightday, fiends! Here’s a lil Friday Fun just for you from the Circle Cinema in Tulsa where we are showing our 🧠 Double Feature! 🥰
2023-03-25 01:11:43 +0000 UTC
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(Bridge 6:21, Outro 12:22)
Happy Humpday, homies! Tonight we continue Slimeball Month with Morton Downey Jr. I’ve only seen the first of these flicks (which IS really fun!) but The Silencer has me intrigued after this interview. I’m definitely gonna have to add that one to my viewing list.
Hope you’re having a great week! Don’t forget the watchalong with JB is tomorrow...
2023-03-22 20:53:55 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, Patron Saints! Once again he gave us short notice, but if you’re around this Thursday night at 9pm ET, join Joe Bob (and me 🥰) for a Discord watchalong of Leprechaun 3. He hasn’t seen any of the Leprechaun movies before, so this should be interesting. 🍀
Also, I posted this in the Discord earlier Re the ongoing merch struggle. If you have issues, PLEASE bug the h...
2023-03-22 03:23:34 +0000 UTC
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