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A little light reading for you to take to bed...
2022-09-08 03:22:33 +0000 UTC View Post
A little light reading for you to take to bed...
2022-09-08 03:22:33 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Canada hasn’t learned its lesson about entrusting kids to religious authorities, Texas lawmakers throw Chaz Stevens into the briar patch this time for realsies, and Eric Hovind will show us all the conviction we’ve come to expect from his convict-ass family.
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Trust me, the song is one you're gonna be happy to have the lyrics for.
2022-09-01 03:23:43 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, a Christian charity tries a surprise mass-shooting larp, the religious right gets dumber on purpose again, and Don and Anna will be here to make the bible less boring.
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2022-09-01 03:22:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Luckily, no visual aids are included...
2022-08-25 03:50:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe good news: You get your very own bonus headline this week.
The bad news: Almost all of the other patron bonus stuff is an uncomfortably candid discussion of poop removal.
Shownotes:
In this week’s episode, you can tweet whatever you want at Jason Rapert, Christianity accidentally bans itself from a school district, and David Icke don’t need no education...
And yes, this one has the song lyrics in it from the start. Enjoy.
2022-08-18 02:12:14 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the religion of peace stabs a guy during a book reading, we have some very good news about carpet shitting, and Anna will introduce us to the musical version of mansplaining.
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Featuring a very special Eli-atribe.
2022-08-10 22:24:14 +0000 UTC View PostFeaturing a new nickname for Marjorie Taylor Greene and a patron-only bonus headline.
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On this week's episode: Marjorie Taylor Greene brings hard solipsism to political philosophy ... The Christian furries continue their struggle against the Lucifurries ... And we spend a night in the Creation Museum without getting to rub shit on any of the displays.
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To make a ...
2022-08-10 22:12:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll add Anna's lyrics tomorrow. Sorry about the delay!
2022-08-04 02:46:47 +0000 UTC View PostDid Eli lick the Pope? Find out the answers once and for all in this week's Patreon only bonus material.
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In this week’s episode, Matt Gaetz loses a Twitter fight by more than a million dollars, Liberty Counsel lobbies against marriage equality and child brides and Matt Gaetz was very conflicted, and Don Ford, voice of fantasy and adventure, won’t be elsewhere.
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You'll especially want to read along with the C segment, as Marsh was kind enough to add a few visual aids to the script.
2022-07-28 02:09:56 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Democrats defend marriage from the Defense of Marriage Act, Marjorie Taylor Greene threatens to tell dad if people don't stop taking her stickers, and Marsh will be here to fill in for Eli. But he won’t do the voice. Trust me. I asked. Hard.
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Hey Listeners,
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Noah is running low on quotes in his queue, so he wants you to send in more. Even if you got one on the air in the past, you can send in a new one. Just follow the instructions below…
1. Record it (MP3) in a quiet place.
2. Limit it to around 20 seconds...
2022-07-21 14:43:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Because sometimes it's fun to see how Eli spelled it.
2022-07-21 03:14:29 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we find watchmen that give Alan Moore the creeps, GOP lawmakers mansplain the myth of the clitoris during a congressional hearing, and Thomas Smith and Tom Curry will teach me how to properly roll an extension cord.
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2022-07-21 03:12:59 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, stupid people blow up the don't be stupid rocks, Christians yell at a sandwich, and we learn how one science documentary as a kid can lead to a lifetime of sin.
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2022-07-14 03:36:59 +0000 UTC View Post
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Tim might be too busy to check back here once the event star...
2022-07-09 22:52:06 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we’ll catch up on all the bad news we didn’t get to tell you about last week, we'll say hi to Sisyphus on the way back down the hill before next week, and David Icke will insanity at us some more.
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2022-07-07 00:27:12 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-06-30 03:34:50 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we talk about the precedent formally known as Roe vs. Wade, the Supreme Court also gets it wrong with EVERYTHING ELSE, and Andrew Torrez will be here to fill in the blank between the expletives.
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2022-06-29 21:57:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Anna's lyrics to be added tomorrow...
2022-06-23 02:20:27 +0000 UTC View PostWe'd love to have given you a bit more patron only content, but when the temperatures get this hot, we worry about keeping Noah's air conditioner off for too long.
In this week’s episode, the foremost exporter of child molesters has strong opinions on which flags to fly, Ted Cruz warns us about the Chinese plot involving cartoon space lesbians, and Don Ford will be here to advance that plo...
Trust me, you're gonna want the lyrics to the song in this one.
2022-06-16 02:24:53 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, A Christian terrorist realizes too late that burning down Hell doesn’t even make sense, Christians ignore the Norse God of Thunder in the Marvel universe but have a full meltdown about a Muslim girl, and Anna Bosnick joins us to run up that Hillsong.
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In this week’s episode, Christian leaders will tell their members to take pride … from somebody else, Marjorie Taylor Greene Republicans into a camera again, and Tom and Cecil will be here to discuss the stupidity Voltron of modern American culture.
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