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Scathing Atheist 499 Script

A little light reading for you to take to bed...

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ScathingAtheist499 - Video Ark Aid Edition

In this week’s episode, Canada hasn’t learned its lesson about entrusting kids to religious authorities, Texas lawmakers throw Chaz Stevens into the briar patch this time for realsies, and Eric Hovind will show us all the conviction we’ve come to expect from his convict-ass family.

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Scathing Atheist 498 Script

Trust me, the song is one you're gonna be happy to have the lyrics for.

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ScathingAtheist 498: Happily Esther After Edition

In this week’s episode, a Christian charity tries a surprise mass-shooting larp, the religious right gets dumber on purpose again, and Don and Anna will be here to make the bible less boring.

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Scathing Atheist 497 Script

Luckily, no visual aids are included...

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ScathingAtheist 497: Edyukated Addition

The good news: You get your very own bonus headline this week.
The bad news: Almost all of the other patron bonus stuff is an uncomfortably candid discussion of poop removal.

Shownotes:

In this week’s episode, you can tweet whatever you want at Jason Rapert, Christianity accidentally bans itself from a school district, and David Icke don’t need no education...

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Scathing Atheist 496 Script

And yes, this one has the song lyrics in it from the start. Enjoy.

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Scathing Atheist 496: Bro Flakes Edition

In this week’s episode, the religion of peace stabs a guy during a book reading, we have some very good news about carpet shitting, and Anna will introduce us to the musical version of mansplaining.

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Scathing Atheist 495 Script

Featuring a very special Eli-atribe.

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Scathing Atheist 495: Madge Tadge Gadge Edition

Featuring a new nickname for Marjorie Taylor Greene and a patron-only bonus headline.

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On this week's episode: Marjorie Taylor Greene brings hard solipsism to political philosophy ... The Christian furries continue their struggle against the Lucifurries ... And we spend a night in the Creation Museum without getting to rub shit on any of the displays.

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Scathing Atheist 494 Script

I'll add Anna's lyrics tomorrow. Sorry about the delay!

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Scathing Atheist 494: Married A Weirdo Edition

Did Eli lick the Pope? Find out the answers once and for all in this week's Patreon only bonus material.

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In this week’s episode, Matt Gaetz loses a Twitter fight by more than a million dollars, Liberty Counsel lobbies against marriage equality and child brides and Matt Gaetz was very conflicted, and Don Ford, voice of fantasy and adventure, won’t be elsewhere.

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Scathing Atheist 439 Script

You'll especially want to read along with the C segment, as Marsh was kind enough to add a few visual aids to the script.

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ScathingAtheist 493: Wolfe in Sheep's Clothing Edition

In this week’s episode, Democrats defend marriage from the Defense of Marriage Act, Marjorie Taylor Greene threatens to tell dad if people don't stop taking her stickers, and Marsh will be here to fill in for Eli. But he won’t do the voice. Trust me. I asked. Hard.

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Send Noah more Farnsworth Quotes!

Hey Listeners,

Ever want to hear yourself on Scathing Atheist?

Have a few minutes to record a Farnsworth Quote?

Noah is running low on quotes in his queue, so he wants you to send in more. Even if you got one on the air in the past, you can send in a new one. Just follow the instructions below…

1. Record it (MP3) in a quiet place.

2. Limit it to around 20 seconds...

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Scathing Atheist 492 Script

Because sometimes it's fun to see how Eli spelled it.

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ScathingAtheist 492: Dear Old Dads Edition

In this week’s episode, we find watchmen that give Alan Moore the creeps, GOP lawmakers mansplain the myth of the clitoris during a congressional hearing, and Thomas Smith and Tom Curry will teach me how to properly roll an extension cord.

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Scathing Atheist 491 Script

Bouncing ball not included.

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Scathing Atheist 491: Surfing the Webb Edition

In this week’s episode, stupid people blow up the don't be stupid rocks, Christians yell at a sandwich, and we learn how one science documentary as a kid can lead to a lifetime of sin.

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PiaT PJ Party 2022 viewing link

Here is your link to log into the #PiaTPJParty2022

Time: 7-10pm ET.

This link will remain valid for future viewing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm7VCTZliu8

Thank you for being a Patron!

Enjoy the show!

Tim might be too busy to check back here once the event star...

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ScathingAtheist 490: Pajam-packed Edition

In this week’s episode, we’ll catch up on all the bad news we didn’t get to tell you about last week, we'll say hi to Sisyphus on the way back down the hill before next week, and David Icke will insanity at us some more.

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Join us: Aiding & Abetting Abortion Emergency Fundraiser

HELP US RAISE MONEY FOR ABORTION CARE.

Check out the fundraiser for reproductive rights on Friday night starting at 7CT / 8ET.

Join @dissonance_pod as they host us, @openargs, and @knowledge_fight. Links to donate  are clickable at the @YouTube URL. 

Listen to Tom and Cecil explain here: 2022-06-30 16:24:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Scathing Atheist 489 Script

Andrew is one of the few podcasters I know who's as obsessively prepared as Noah. Check out the interview notes this week and see just how prepared Andrew is going in.

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ScathingAtheist 489: Death Roe Edition

In this week’s episode, we talk about the precedent formally known as Roe vs. Wade, the Supreme Court also gets it wrong with EVERYTHING ELSE, and Andrew Torrez will be here to fill in the blank between the expletives.

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Check out our fundraiser for reproductive rights on Friday night. You’ll be able to watch along here: 2022-06-30 03:32:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Q&A for upcoming PiaT 2022 PJ Party!

PiaTPJParty2022:

As always, the gang will be doing a live Q&A as part of the video.

Submit your questions below and Tim will aggregate the best questions to be answered during the live stream.

Helpful hints:

1. Ask questions that will have a broad appeal.

2. Questions that have not been asked on previous Q&As.

3. We will ALSO need some Qs for Andrew, ...

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Scathing Atheist 488 Script

Anna's lyrics to be added tomorrow...

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ScathingAtheist 488: Even More Problematic Ezra Edition

We'd love to have given you a bit more patron only content, but when the temperatures get this hot, we worry about keeping Noah's air conditioner off for too long.
In this week’s episode, the foremost exporter of child molesters has strong opinions on which flags to fly, Ted Cruz warns us about the Chinese plot involving cartoon space lesbians, and Don Ford will be here to advance that plo...

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Scathing Atheist 487 Script

Trust me, you're gonna want the lyrics to the song in this one.

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ScathingAtheist 487: Running Up That Hillsong Edition

In this week’s episode, A Christian terrorist realizes too late that burning down Hell doesn’t even make sense, Christians ignore the Norse God of Thunder in the Marvel universe but have a full meltdown about a Muslim girl, and Anna Bosnick joins us to run up that Hillsong.

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ScathingAtheist 486: Grand Unified Edition

In this week’s episode, Christian leaders will tell their members to take pride … from somebody else, Marjorie Taylor Greene Republicans into a camera again, and Tom and Cecil will be here to discuss the stupidity Voltron of modern American culture.

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