This week, you get two bonus headlines (including a little bit of Marsh), and you get the episode way earlier than normal. Because you deserve it. And because I'm travelling tomorrow, but mostly because you deserve it.
2023-03-14 17:06:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Read along, sing along, dance along -- whatever you want. You've earned it.
2023-03-09 04:40:33 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Florida challenges the rest of the country to a “Taken-off”, Texas gets mad about all the outside data that's misceginating THEIR internet, and we’ll learn the difference between ignoring you and paying attention to you in mysterious ways.
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In this week’s episode, a book cover will have legally injurable feelings, we'll teach you to find inner peace with the soothing dulcet tones of Marky Mark to guide you, and we’ll take a look back at 2022 just so we can be glad we don’t live there anymore.
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This week's script has pictures. And trust me, you want the pictures.
2023-03-02 04:31:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Unfortunately Patreon doesn't offer a "scratch 'n sniff" option yet, so the most interactive we can make the How Bullshit Is It segment is allowing you to read along.
2023-02-23 03:34:25 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, billionaire JK Rowling dictates who’s a woman from deep within the leathery carapace she uses as a face, Ron DeSantis finally speaks up about the atheist bias of the number system, and we’ll escape the winter blues with some tropical bullshit.
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In this week’s episode, a little known religion called “Christianity” finally gets some national exposure, we’ll do the math on Bigfoot, and Heath will finally earn enough punches on the card to get a free penis reattachment next time.
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As a continued thank for your support (and by popular demand), Tim created a playlist of all the Mormonpiece Theater clips back-to-back on our YouTube channel. Enjoy this free bonus and thank for being a patron.
Playlist Link: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQydEt2q56pFhDt6vt4oDe35...
2023-02-12 18:09:43 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, breakfast sullies its good name with national prayer, we learn about a fake treatment for autism that's dumber than ass bleach, and we’ll explore yet another of the abundance of dark recesses in David Icke’s brain.
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2023-02-09 05:05:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Includes links to the video, so you could technically watch along, read along, and listen along.
2023-02-02 04:50:45 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, North Dakota bans Heffalumps AND Woozles, long-winded priests are about to get the hook like Showtime at the Apollo, and we’ll learn that Jehovah’s Witnesses come pre-shunned.
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2023-02-02 04:49:30 +0000 UTC View Post
See all the visual aids that Marsh references in today's C segment. And read along with the Patreon only bonus headline!
2023-01-26 03:33:24 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the church created by a king he could fuck other women opines on the sanctity of marriage, Texas considers a heartbean bill to regulate its chili, and Marsh will introduce us to his magical slipper connection.
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2023-01-26 03:21:49 +0000 UTC View Post2nd Edit: To download try this link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HAM2-4P09agebMtv3QiaNEwFsqj9tALx/view?usp=drive_web
EDIT: See working link in comments below. Sorry bout the confusion.
Dropping the song as a standalone file for the Patron...
2023-01-19 15:35:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Sure, we got earworms. But for you? We got the lyrics, too.
2023-01-19 03:10:07 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we’ll give George Pell the musical send off he deserves, a 6-foot tall spray painted dick in Fort Lauderdale gives Mar-a-Lago some competition, and Tom and Cecil will be here because they initially thought ‘vitriol’ was a kind of lube.
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Read along with all the glorious fart jokes. Do the voices. Have a blast.
2023-01-12 04:53:11 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we’ll find out which congresspeople weigh the same amount as a duck, Donald Trump Jr. is selling another ghost written book, and I’ll add in the Norwegian story that I forgot we teased in the intro last week.
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2023-01-12 04:52:12 +0000 UTC View PostIn an effort to get fans more involved, we’ve created an email address for headline stories you think might work well on the show.
Got ideas ?
Send them to ScathingNews@gmail.com, include a link(s) to a credible source, and any commentary you t...
2023-01-09 19:11:15 +0000 UTC View Post
You've gotta see some of these David Icke quotes to believe them...
2023-01-05 04:39:29 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, there’s Norway Forward for Witnesses of Jehovah, the death of the ex-pope sets off a Rube Goldberg device of slapstick magic rituals, and Heath will end another day tied with Kevin McCarthy in terms of being the Speaker of the House.
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In this week’s episode, Sterling North Stonewall and Sterling West Pembina are schools for homophobic bigots, Dennis Prager sheds a single tear and blows out a menorah by himself in a dark room because his entire family hates him, and we’ll watch what happens when a story forgets to have a plot. Twice.
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And if you see this right away, don't worry, the episode will be up in a couple minutes. But feel free to get your fill of spoilers while you wait.
2022-12-29 05:40:50 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we’ll regift you some headlines that time forgot, we learn from the Goop Gift Guide that this is NOT your mom's old-timey vaginal steam laser, and we cram in a bunch of insults that didn’t fit in last week.
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2022-12-22 02:56:16 +0000 UTC View Post
And yes, it's got the lyrics for Anna's Vulgarity for Charity song. And yes, there's a Vulgarity for Charity song.
2022-12-15 04:07:44 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Christians get a taste of their ow “let-us-in” medicine, we'll talk about the literature of AUTHOR Kirk Cameron, and we’ll fill Morgan’s editing screen the fuck up with all the Vulgarity for Charity guests tonight.
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Because Heath just can't stop putting visual aids in the notes.
2022-12-08 04:14:02 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the Supreme Court dusts of their "NO DOGS, NO IRISH" signs, the Christian counterintelligence team goes on a hunt for atheist witches in their ranks, and we’ll learn what a perfect backup career Uber driver is for Herschel Walker.
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2022-12-01 17:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post