As an apology for my absence on here, I am posting a very special peek behind the curtain. On New Years Eve I posted a video crying and saying I hated my life. Here is an assemblage of all of the takes I filmed.
Because I am tortured with the burden of being a genius, I often try many, many times to get videos perfect!
2024-01-03 00:31:31 +0000 UTC View PostThis was a short sound effect I created for the Christmas episode of the podcast that did not end up happening and I think it's funny so I'm still posting it.
2024-01-03 00:06:15 +0000 UTC View PostThis was originally written with the intention of being an episode of the podcast in December, but due to circumstances outside of my control, this did not come to pass. It is presented to you as a text post.
Hello everyone.
Today is December 20, 2023. (It is now not.)
Christmas is in a mere 5 days. (This is...
2024-01-02 23:57:25 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone.
New episode of the podcast WILL be coming out tomorrow.
I acknowledge that it has been a very long time since I have posted on here, but I will not be apologizing, because I have a very good reason that I will be explaining in the episode.
Let's just say: Imagine the worst thing that has ever happened to a person in the history of sentient life. Now imagi...
2024-01-02 23:47:18 +0000 UTC View PostA very impassioned reflection on the job of the brain and heart, and the issues that arise from getting their wires crossed.
2023-12-16 22:24:27 +0000 UTC View PostI deleted this video because at the time I posted it I thought it would be actively harmful.
2023-12-16 22:22:33 +0000 UTC View PostIs your date ACTUALLY interested in you? Let's find out.
2023-12-16 22:19:46 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode, Dan talks about his terrible Thanksgiving, his terrible Black Friday, his wonderful live show, and gives some words of wisdom for anyone who is as universally hated as he seems to be.
2023-11-25 23:26:18 +0000 UTC View PostPATRONS: It pained me to think that you would not be able to make my stage debut.
So, YOU'RE IN LUCK! Here it is in video form. Nobody else can see this, because they don't deserve it.
2023-11-18 19:17:30 +0000 UTC View PostTick tock. It governs our entire lives. It consumes every moment of our day. It's infested everything we know and love. And we'll never escape its clutches on our society. Right now, you're probably thinking about teenagers twerking. (LAUGHS) But the tick tock I'm talking about destroyed human civilization thousands of years before we had phones. I'm talking, of course, about time.
In man...
2023-11-10 01:32:14 +0000 UTC View PostRecently somebody asked me a question that was so dumb that when I first heard it, I wanted to laugh in the person's face. But it was also so offensive that I was worried if I laughed at its stupidity, I would vomit from its noxious ignorance. The question was, Are you dating anyone? Now I'm sure that the person who asked it had good intentions.
But so does a rat when it climbs out of you...
2023-11-10 01:26:26 +0000 UTC View PostPart of my virtual lecture series for Stanford but was given permission to share with you all here.
2023-11-04 02:46:13 +0000 UTC View PostHello all. I am trying to post videos but they aren't working. I believe this is an attempt by Patreon to silence me and ruin my career. Whoever is responsible for this will be dealt with.
2023-10-26 00:10:47 +0000 UTC View PostA deleted video from July.
It is so interesting to look at content from even three months ago. It feels like so much changes so quickly.
I remember reading Mr. Beast saying he films videos three months in advance before releasing them. That is unfathomable to me. But I guess that's why I'm not Mr. Beast!
2023-10-23 22:32:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This episode is about disagreements. Dan analyzes one BIG disagreement in the news currently, reads some of your disagreements, and explains his new merch giveaway.
Unfortunately, this episode was cut short due to an incident that was completely outside of Dan's control. He is currently in the hospital and expected to make a full recovery.
2023-10-23 22:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
New episode of the podcast tomorrow.
Also: I will be sending all inner circle and lover subscribers a copy of the "If it can be dreamed, it can be done," poster. Same size or smaller if you prefer.
More details on tomorrow episode.
2023-10-23 04:05:41 +0000 UTC View PostI’m thinking of doing another prompt for the next episode of the podcast.
What are some types of questions you’d like to hear? Past prompts have been relationship advice, spiritual guidance.
2023-10-10 02:04:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Dan answers some of YOUR questions about spirituality and faith via Instagram DMs, and decides whether or not the person asking it goes to heaven or hell.
He also answers one big question-- why he isn't a therapist anymore.
2023-10-07 23:34:29 +0000 UTC View PostHello all. You may or may not have seen over the weekend I tweeted this:
I didn't post it to any other platform because I was concerned about violating the community guidelines and getting my account banned on IG and TikTok (technically, I did post briefly to IG, but deleted for the aforementione...
2023-09-25 16:22:44 +0000 UTC View PostHello, everyone. Welcome to the Dan Henschel podcast. I sure hope you figured this one out by now, but my name is Dan Hentschel. Today is Friday, September 22nd, 2023.
So TGIF, but also TGIF in another way because it is officially the beginning of fall. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I certainly felt it in the air this morning.
A little chill crept in my bedroom window when I wo...
2023-09-23 14:42:26 +0000 UTC View PostI think I am going to use this eventually, even if I do reshoot it.
My main problem with it was that it seemed too on the nose and I like things to have a bit more nuance.
2023-09-23 02:55:24 +0000 UTC View Post
On the eve of the autumnal equinox, welcome the so-called "changing" of seasons (though I have a different theory) with a reflection on change, what should REALLY matter to us in life, and an update on the Cracker case.
2023-09-22 23:33:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello all, here is episode 10 of the DAN HENTSCHEL PODCAST.
In this episode, I recap the Cracker case. To follow along with evidence, please use the previously posted CRACKER CASEFILE ...
2023-09-07 00:11:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is evidence # FIG 001-038 of the CRACKER CASE FILE (SOCIAL MEDIA)
To navigate these docs, please refer to the previously posted reference sheet.
2023-09-07 00:08:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is the reference sheet for all of the docs in the CRACKER CASE FILE, which I have been authorized to post as it is publicly available information.
Please use this key and refer back to it in future posts to find evidence I reference in posts or in podcast episodes
2023-09-07 00:06:37 +0000 UTC View PostThis was an experiment from the other day. I do like it but I think I could revisit it and do something better.
2023-09-01 20:32:00 +0000 UTC View PostIn this video, I respond to the assertions that I am the one on Susan Cracker's missing poster. I deleted this due to the advice of my entertainment lawyer
2023-08-31 22:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
On this episode of the podcast, I interview the head of Gelotology (the study of laughter) at John's Hopkins, Dr. Barnard, and ask him if he thinks I'm funny.
I also explain my latest drama with the Cracker family that I've found myself in on Instagram.
