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120 - Little Match Girl

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Sorry for the delay! Lost track of time at the gym.

<END AUTHOR'S NOTE>

“Davis! No drinking on the job!”

“Yes, sir!” said Davis, standing up straight.

“Give me that,” said his superior, gesturing to the bottle. 

“Sir, I won’t drink anymore.”

“Right, because I’ll hav...

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119 - Criminal Organization (Probably)

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Exciting news! The audiobook preorder is available! You can check it out here on Amazon, or here on Audible! Hopefully those links work for everyone, but I don't know how regional Amazon operates....

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Reminder of schedule update

I mentioned it in the author's note of the most recent chapter, but chapters will be 7 hours later than before starting today. The Royal Road chapter will go up at the normal time today though because I forgot to tell the RR readers about this beforehand.

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118 - An Urban Legend

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Starting next week, chapters will all be 7 hours later. I'll be starting a full time job, so I want a little more breathing room to get them done after work. Other than that, everything will remain the same. As always, thanks for reading!

<END AUTHOR'S NOTE>

“Hey!” shouted Sophie, running toward the beatdown. ...

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Book 1 epub

I mentioned I would do this, but then I kind of forgot. Here is the Bunny Girl Evolution Book 1 .epub! Enjoy! This post will be deleted when I stub on June 27th.

Edit June 13: Replaced the epub with a new version that doesn't have an error in the chapter 9.5 stat sheet.

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117 - A Pleasant Reunion

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Sorry for the delay. Semi-important note for this chapter: It was mentioned back in chapter 103, but by categorizing all her humanoid transformations together, Elise can freely swap between them without incurring the cooldown. Note that this categorization only works with species that the System deems are similar enough, so she can't use it to freely...

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Chap 117 gonna be a little late

Shouldn't be more than an hour or two, but my sleep schedule has been atrocious, and I woke up really late, so it's gonna take a little extra time to get this shipped.

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116 - New System Feature

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

I'm about to leave some brief commentary on the System changes over on the discord server if you want to check them out.

<END AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Having had her aether drained just minutes ago, Elise was still just a bit loopy, but that didn’t stop her mind from racing. She chided herself for being so excited, but at t...

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115 - Fox and Hound

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

I realized while writing this chapter that I had forgotten what I named the kitsune back in chapter 104, and was mixing her name up with Iris. Her name is Erin, not Eris, which I have been calling her for the past couple chapters. I have gone back and edited them, and this chapter also uses Erin. Sorry for any confus...

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114 - Break A Leg

“Wh-what?!” Franz sputtered, jumping to his feet. “Is this some kind of joke?! If so, it is not funny!”

“I’m not joking, Mr… Luger,” said Elise, keeping the blade at his throat. “Though I doubt that’s your real name.”

This is actually kind of fun, she thought as Franz struggled for words.

“Of course it’s my name,” he excla...

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113 - Agent Snowberry Returns

As soon as Elise used {Inspect}, the kitsune winked and smiled. Elise froze for a split second, then responded with a curtsey of her own before sitting down. Seeing that the other woman had no intention of making a fuss, Elise decided she’d just roll with it. Hopefully, their meeting was just a coincidence and wouldn’t cause any problems. 

“You look lovely today, Eliza,” said...

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112 - A Busy Day

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Exciting news! In case you missed my announcement on discord, we officially have a release date for Bunny Girl Evolution Book 1 on Amazon. That date is July 1. 3 days before that, I will be stubbing book 1. "Stubbing" is a term that refers to taking down chapters in order to meet Kindle Unlimited's exclusivity policy. No more than 10% of the book may...

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111 - Upgrades, People. Upgrades.

Apologies if you get notified a second time. Trying to figure out some issues with posts showing in the email

With the final item sold, the auction was over. The announcer said some words to thank all the participants, and to invite them all back for the next year’s auction and things like that, then dismissed the audience after a round of applause. Franz offered Elise his arm ...

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110 - The Auction Finale

<Author's Note>

Edit: Sorry for the extra notification. The email didn't send properly, so I'm making sure it sends properly now

Sorry for the late chapter. I had my graduation last night, and ended up crashing and sleeping for 15 hours. Now that school's out though, I'll be taking a brief break from irl responsibilities, and I will try to push fo...

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109 - Freedom, Fun, Fey

Aaaand, we're caught back up! I hope you enjoy! Back to normal schedule on Friday!

I am going to backdate this post as well. The actual post time is about 5:43am GMT on Tuesday, May 13, 2025.

Elise immediately perked up when she heard the title of the book, and she grabbed the catalog again and found the item. {Mind Control} sounded like it was a bit beyond what sh...

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108 - The Auction House

Apologies for the continued lateness. I wanted to put both the chapters I owed out at once, but I didn't end up finishing the second on time. It should be out within the next few hours.

Also, I will be backdating this one shortly after it goes live. This is being posted when the 109 should have been posted, so at 12:00am GMT on May 13.

The interior of the building ...

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107 - Gathering of Information.

words

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

I'm alive! Sorry for the very lateness. I had more to do than I thought I did, and then I took a lazy day. Should hopefully be back to normal schedule in 12 hours, but if not, It will definitely be back to normal by Monday.

P.S. I am going to edit this post to backdate it after I post it because I like having all my dat...

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Chapter 107 will be late

I'm not entirely sure how late, but it will be late by at least a couple hours. Hopefully not a full day, but I can't make any guarantees. School is kind of kicking my ass right now. I've been in the lab for 6-12 hours/day for the past week or so. The project that's taking most of my time will be done tomorrow though, and graduation is in 10 days, so the occasional late chapter will no longer e...

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106 - Lying vs Acting

With her ever-growing repertoire of combat experience, Elise was much better at responding to unexpected situations… when they were violent. Her developing ability to react well to sudden changes did not extend to social interactions, and especially not ones like this one. She felt she had a decent handle on tense conversations with high stakes and hidden threats, but excited girl talk?

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105 - Posing as Nobility

Despite having wholeheartedly agreed with Oberon that it was the best course of action, Elise was having some extreme regrets as she rode the carriage to her destination. Intellectually, she still acknowledged that what she was doing was necessary, and would be beneficial, but that was in no way able to block the embarrassment.

She was currently wearing a “casual” dress that was still...

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104 - Worldly Affairs (B2 End)

As Elise began her training, on the opposite side of the globe from Jelor, a woman in a black dress sat on the balcony of an inn, watching the nightlife below. It was quite a bit different from what she usually saw. Different people, different styles, different sounds. But the smell was the same. The smell of life. And blood.

“Just a quick bite,” said a voice...

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103 - Fey Lessons

Important note: I accidentally uploaded an old version of chapter 102. It has since been updated, but in case you are reading this after reading the original chapter 102, here's the deets: Jelor City is built above "one of the largest and most diverse spawn zones on the planet," basically meaning that Elise won't be locked out of leveling up while attending the university.

“So,...

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102 - The Prank

“A really funny idea?” asked Elise.

“We’re going to prank Freddy,” said the king.

“It’s going to be hilarious,” said the jester.

Elise glanced between them, trying to see if they were just messing with her. Honestly, she had no idea. They both looked incredibly serious. She glanced at Irylax, who was sniffing her own armpit and making a foul face. 

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101 - Joyous Reunion

<AUTHOR NOTE>

A reader brought up that apparently, I forgot to edit Elise's last evolution messages in the RR version, so it looked like she already had {Sense Emotions} and didn't just get it. I just wanted to clarify that that was an error, and is now corrected. If you've been paying attention to the stat sheets, you'll notice that she has never had that skill...

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100 - Eternal Spring

100 chapters down, and I have no idea how many more I have to go. Thank you all for reading for so long. It's been fun, and I expect the upcoming arcs to be even more so. I've been learning how to actually plan, so there are things that are set up, and have been set up for a little while now that we'll finally start to see here soon. I'm very excited to write them. I hope you all enjoy it. ...

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99 - Difficult Conversations

This chapter is split into 2 sections. I actually wrote them in the opposite order that they appear here, and even now, I'm not 100% confident on the order. It think this way flows a bit better than the other way around, but if you have feedback, I'd love to here it.

After breaking the barrier around the island and finding Iris asleep, Sophie decided to take a walk around ...

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98 - Finally Rescued

Elise was surprised that Daisy reacted so strongly. Just from what she had witnessed in the fight, Daisy’s stats should have been higher than hers, even in Charisma. She specialized in mental attacks, after all. She had already seen the passive resistance that higher Charisma could provide in her experiments on Jag, Maia, and Hans, but Daisy seemed to lack that? Or was it maybe just her odd c...

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97 - In Pain

Sorry for the delay! Hope you enjoy! Thanks for reading!

The scene Elise saw when she made it back to the underground tunnels was not quite the worst case scenario she had been worried about, but it was a close second. Jag was covered in blood and passed out on the ground, his feline face contorted in immense pain. Penelope had a hole in her stomach and seemed barely conscious, collapsing...

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Chapter 97 will be a couple hours late

Due to some unforeseen and unavoidable circumstances, the chapter will be a couple hours late. Sorry about that. Nothing bad has happened, I just have some time-sensitive things to take care of before I can upload. I hope to have it up within 3 hours of the regular time.

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96 - Selfless Knight

I made a mistake earlier and accidentally made this chapter go live to all members, including free.

My keyboard has been breaking down on me lately, and sometimes random keys will stop working, so if you see any words missing letters, that's why. I think I caught most of them as I wrote, but I'd be surprised if at least one or two typos didn't slip through.

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