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Ch 23 - Dance Fighting

The Base Camp disappeared in a flash when Ruby triggered the pack option.

“Which way?” she asked.

“Do you sense anything?”

“Not really.”

“How does the tracking ability work?”

She shrugged. “This is the first time I’m trying to use it.”

I considered that for a moment. “Trackers usually have to look for clues, right? Tracks, broken twigs...

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Ch 22 - Dodging? I should Try That

I slept like the dead until Ruby shook me awake.

“What time is it?” I asked groggily as I sat up, rubbing at my eyes. I might have a tier-1 body, but yesterday had been insane.

“It’s early morning,” Ruby whispered, her gaze locked on the door. “The sun hasn’t risen over the mountains yet, but I hear something.”

That woke me up. I lunged to my feet. “What?”<...

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Ch 21 - The Games We Play

“Don’t forget, the walls are just fabric,” I reminded her. Any of the monsters we’d faced that day could rip through the tent without slowing. It could turn into a death trap in a second.

“Actually,” she said with another grin. “I got a menu showing me all of the Base Camp’s features. I can turn on the fire and even regulate temperature. It’s also got something called a ...

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Ch 20 - Glamping in Style

In minutes, we piled a huge mound of wood, even though we lacked an ax or chainsaw. Ruby had decent stats already, and I was even stronger. I could fling entire tree lengths easily. It was actually a lot of fun.

I had understood conceptually that I was far stronger than before, even stronger than power lifters on Earth. I didn’t really get it, though, not at a visceral level until I did...

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Ch 19 - Ruby in the Wild

She was beautiful, with a strong face, high cheekbones, and features that suggested Mediterranean heritage. Her skin was bronzed in a way that suggested it was her natural color, not the result of tanning, while her long, red hair rippled like a thick cape hanging halfway down her back.

With those kind of looks, she had to be an actress in the movie, but I didn’t recognize her. Not surp...

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Ch 18 - I Play Dodge With a Rockslide

I continued northeast, hoping the quest helper had been signaling the locations of more than one teammate. Or at least a teammate who still lived.

I was glad I found Andy and avenged him. My quest updated to 1 of 4 teammates found, but I didn’t feel like I’d actually made progress.

The forest remained sparse, with enormous trees and spiky underbrush. This entire valley seemed to...

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Ch 17 - No Respawns

The need to find my team was like a physical pressure, so I extracted my Quest Helper scroll and read it.

My mini-map pinged with a flash of light on the northeast corner. I expanded the map  to full screen. It showed me at the dungeon, with the twisting path I’d taken from my starting glade in great detail.

Everything else was covered in a gray haze. The glow lingered in the...

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Ch 16 - Fuzzy Math

The transition back to the cave was as simple as walking between two rooms. The dim cavern was still empty. As soon as I returned, Eva spoke up.

“Congratulations, Lucas. You have received an emerald Infiltrator loot box.” Her voice trailed off, as if she planned to say more but ran out of words too soon.

I wondered if she was trying to figure out why I had gotten the new loot bo...

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Ch 15 - I Stand Around in a Janitorial Closet

“You are not authorized to approach the rift any closer,” Cyrus warned in a voice that made it sound like he really wanted me to push forward.

“That’s the weakest attempt at discouragement I’ve ever heard.”

“Now they can’t say I didn’t try.”

“Who can’t? I thought you said you were the administrator of the game.”

“I am. That doesn’t mean no o...

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Ch 14 - Stats

This is a stats chapter. These will pop up periodically throughout the book as a way to share Lucas’s full stat sheet.

If you’re a reader who loves studying the stats, enjoy. If you don’t really care about stats, skip to the next chapter. You won’t miss out on anything.

 

Name: Lucas Altan

Level: 11

 

Life P...

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Ch 13 - Soul Harvest Energy Vortex of Doom

Deathly cold speared into me like steel blades frozen to absolute zero. I tried to scream, but my entire body seized up, every muscle locking in place. Pain and cold and withering weakness tore through me.

My heartbeat slowed as icy death gripped it on every side. My vision darkened, and my thoughts turned sluggish. I couldn’t move, couldn’t think. I tried triggering a healing potion ...

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Ch 12 - A Wight in the Hand

I expected a dungeon to be a complex labyrinth of creepy tunnels I could get lost in for days. Maybe some were, but the entrance tunnel of Forest Glade Dungeon was not.

I crept slowly forward, senses alert, but I didn’t see anything. The tunnel meandered a bit as it steadily descended deeper into the ground. Luckily I didn’t need to use one my torches since there were weird little glo...

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Ch 11 - Sporks and Fuzzy Pants

As darkness swallowed me, I activated Energy Ward. The initial dip in my mana was instantly followed by a much larger dip as 10 additional points drained away.

This time, I was the projectile deflected. It felt like a smooth wall materialized against my side, set at an angle to my path. I slid along it, deflecting to the right.

Massive jaws clamped shut with a snap like a thundercla...

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Ch 10 - I Enjoy a Motivational Video

Cyrus’s voice boomed far louder than normal, echoing across the entire valley.

“Congratulations, my fine contestants! You have completed your orientations and are ready to take the muzzles off.”

“Blinders,” I muttered.

Cyrus’s voice sounded close beside me. “But muzzles sound so much better.”

His booming announcement continued without interruption.

...

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Ch 9 - I Know Kung Fu

“What’s left with the orientation?”

I already felt comfortable with the menu structure and dealing with loot boxes. I had learned that I didn’t need to open loot boxes immediately, but could mentally dump them into a folder on my menu to open later when I felt safer.

“Now that you have the basics down, you can unlock the remainder of your starting menu. That will advance y...

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CH 8 - I Discover a New Love for Copper

No monsters attacked.

Of course they’d wait until I got distracted. I glanced into the sky. “Promise you won’t keep my menus open when I get attacked again.”

“Fine.” Cyrus sounded like he was pouting. I could deal with that, as long as he kept his word.

I risked peeking at my stats page Sure enough, it now showed me at level 2. I noticed I had received 1 more stat ...

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CH 7 - Dangerous Deadly Duck Dodgeball

I wasn’t about to wait for the next monster to rush me like the acorn had. I hadn’t missed the fact that the quest said defeat 10 monsters. It had not said they would all be level-1 acorns.

So I sprinted to the nearest trees, opposite from the rustling bushes, and scanned the area. I saw no rabid acorns, or anything living, thankfully.

I did notice that some of the trees behind ...

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CH 6 - Full-Immersion Movie Experiences Suck

“Wait,” I protested, but my menu suddenly minimized on its own.

Nearby bushes shook and I spun, my heartbeat quickening as I crouched in a fighting stance. I still had the potion bottles in my hands, so I tossed them to the grass behind me. I tried to settle my breathing as I focused on the bush. It was barely fifteen feet away and something was definitely rattling it.

A monster...

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Ch 5 - Some Questions Really Are Better

Monsters sounded bad.

“Let’s do it, then.” Focusing on immediate danger helped me ground myself.

Another laugh. “I’m having variations of this conversation with all nine hundred ninety-eight of you. Most of the others just start screaming when they hear the word monster. Fascinating.”

“Hold on, I thought there were a thousand of us.”

“Two of the older c...

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CH 4 - I Become an Underwear Thief

With a groan, I blinked my eyes open. I was lying on my back, staring up into brilliant blue sky stained with streaks of emerald.

“What a dream,” I muttered as I sat up, rubbing my head. My thoughts were still fuzzy. Had I fallen off my bike?

Then why wasn’t I wearing a helmet? And how’d I end up lying on a dense carpet of soft grass?

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Ch 2 & 3 - I Prove I Can't Do My Own Stunts

Idiot. Canceling the shoot is the first thing I think of?

We needed to find shelter. Except we were out in the middle of nowhere. All around us, people were screaming. Pandemonium covered the valley. The ground shook harder and a second hillside, this time on the west side of the valley, exploded just like the first.

More thunder ripped the sky as tornado-strength wind scre...

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Ch 1 - Movie Set Makeovers - Apocalypse Edition

Starting Nexus Runner! Yes! I'm so thrilled to get this litRPG into your hands. It's so fun and chock full of adventure and magic and monsters.

PLEASE feel free to comment and make suggestions! As we progress in the story, I'm planning to poll your preferences for variations in upcoming scenes so you get to participate in the process of building up this awesome world.

First, here's...

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I am eager to share with you a great deal of content, get to know you, and get your feedback on open projects.

I am new to Patreon, so please be patient as I work out the wrinkles. Please also share your comments, suggestions, and recommendations. Together we can build a really fun community here.

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Set in Stone - ebook download

The petralist - Book One. Set in Stone kicks off this epic YA fantasy series. This is the full ebook version.

The Petralist - Book One

Set in Stone kicks off this epic YA fantasy series. This is the full ebook version. At your patron level, you have access to my full ebook library.

Enjoy!

Impossible choices. Explosive magic. Brilliant humor.

Connor is cursed . . ...

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GIFs of the Main Characters in Bacon Master of the Apocalypse

I love these. Had these GIFs made of the five main characters:

Rasher Dilskin - Bacon Master

Bibble Widdershins - Spice Wizard

Kucheesa Beeshee - Meat mage

Noops Finsterwallie - Shovel Knight

Quarce Sjambok - Coffee Wizard

What do you think? I think they're super cool, but my wife finds them a bit freaky with the moving faces.

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Bacon Master of the Apocalypse - ebook

Here's the ebook version of the first book in the Bacon Master series.

As part of my library of other works, please enjoy Bacon Master of the Apocalypse, book 1 of my humorous fantasy series.

Join the feast of ...

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Bacon Master Artwork - Standard ebook cover

Here's the standard ebook cover art, which you can download as an 8.5x11 poster file from the attached file.

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A Stone's Throw - Petralist Book Two - Ebook Download

Book two of my epic YA fantasy series for your enjoyment

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