
The sun shines, the birds sing, and Boris? Boris likes to take a nap. He’d take a nap forever if not for the fact that he eventually gets hungry like any other human being.
For the first time in a while, Boris managed to lazily stretch his arms and rub his eyes without having to run away from a...
2023-10-16 15:49:42 +0000 UTC
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BANG!
“Milye Burasika! Leebliye’ya! See en leebliye’ya!”
…God, is that you?
Crash, crackle!
…God’s speaking a weird language that I can’t get. It sounds vaguely Hungarian, must be Hungari...
2023-10-15 16:17:53 +0000 UTC
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CONTENT WARNING: Modern warfare, of the World War I kind, and the horrible things that come along with it. It's nothing too explicitly graphic, and it'll be contained to the prologue chapter.
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8 January 1916
Mount Lovćen, Kingdom of Montenegro
2023-10-14 14:10:29 +0000 UTC
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42nd of Summer, 5859
Outskirts of Libertycave, Mount Curry
“My legs, o’ my poor legs… O’ gods above and below bring me help...
2023-10-13 15:48:29 +0000 UTC
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Bugles call, the drums rage… or they would if not for the fact that this was supposed to be an ambush. Anybody that had more than three brain cells could see...
2023-10-08 08:34:28 +0000 UTC
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Hello good fellows, ye who art subscribed to mine and others' Patreon and ye few who art not subscribed but follow me here nonetheless.
You might have noticed the little UI changes that have happened here and there. Now the whole bloody thing looks like a mobile app even on PC. Unfortunately, we're in the modern age, an era wherein every social media wants to go Musk-side and enshittify i...
2023-10-05 13:04:45 +0000 UTC
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41st of Summer, 5859
Earlywatch Estate, Outskirts of Casamonu
It was supposed to be a simple mission. March the retinue onward; appre...
2023-09-26 10:41:19 +0000 UTC
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39th of Summer, 5859
Libertycave, Mount Curry
Textiles: They’re an old human tradition from the Neolithic to the John Brownitic. Ge...
2023-09-22 14:28:17 +0000 UTC
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34th of Summer, 5859
Earlywatch Estate, Outskirts of Casamonu
Nominally, it was a quiet summer day outside of the Earlywatch estate. ...
2023-09-13 11:43:54 +0000 UTC
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(Update: Added a sentence in one of the beginning paragraphs to mention what actually happened to the cloth they bought.
"She watc...
2023-09-06 20:03:05 +0000 UTC
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30th of Summer, 5859
Outskirts of the City of Casamonu, Casamonu
A fire raged on. Not a metaphorical one, an actual fire raged on the si...
2023-08-30 09:43:02 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE (28.08.2023): I've finished the cover art. Unfortunately it looks nothing like the "dime-a-dozen Korean otome isekai manhwa" look that I wish I could properly do for authenticity's sake, but I'd still say that this cover art is decent enough on its own (maybe I'll use some of my Patreon money to commission a more cliché cover art for this in the future). This cover already made me feel ...
2023-08-27 19:03:44 +0000 UTC
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In the depths of some nondescript forest in the middle of Northern Gemeinplatz, a trio of people were in trouble. Ranging from John Brown the 19th century radi...
2023-08-23 10:05:11 +0000 UTC
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NOTICE: I've done my best to keep up with a two-chapter-a-week, but real life has made this impossible for me. I apologize for getting your hopes up, and I'll be going back to a one-chapter-a-week release schedule as was before.
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2023-08-13 12:32:35 +0000 UTC
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29th of Summer, 5859
Adventurer’s Guild of Casamonu, Casamonu
“Mmh… Is it morning or not?” Morning had come, and the sun wasn...
2023-08-06 13:55:25 +0000 UTC
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28-29th of Summer, 5859
Adventurer’s Guild of Casamonu, Casamonu (where else would it be?)
Up on the second floor of the adventurer...
2023-08-04 18:31:50 +0000 UTC
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Brown wasn’t a stranger to conducting shady business; the Beecher’s Bibles didn’t ship themselves. The laws of men, like tariffs, were below the laws of ...
2023-07-30 10:23:45 +0000 UTC
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“…that’s why we went all the way around to the Southern gate?” Ayomide couldn’t help but look upwards to the ceiling while passing through the gate. ...
2023-07-23 10:33:41 +0000 UTC
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28th of Summer, 5859
Yellowclover Village, Outskirts of the City of Casamonu
Having slept in caves, mud huts and the great outdoors, ...
2023-07-22 11:50:22 +0000 UTC
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27th of Summer, 5859
Imperial Highway №04-765, Outskirts of the City of Casamonu
2023-07-16 10:55:48 +0000 UTC
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The room was ever so silent, even after Brown’s question as it received no answers. Vines still coiled, the green fluid inside the glass sphere pulsated and ...
2023-07-14 10:48:41 +0000 UTC
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I forgot to make an announcement on Patreon, but the John Brown Isekai will now have two chapters released per week instead of the usual one. JBI ahoy!

T...
2023-07-09 09:27:19 +0000 UTC
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Lots of bricks. A whole lot more gray. Blue bits of battered slime. A little bit more gray. The essence of an insignificant, minor dungeon as the one that Brow...
2023-07-07 17:26:50 +0000 UTC
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Dungeons. A stable in RPGs ever since the aptly named Dungeons & I-Don’t-Want-the-Pinkertons-Coming-After-Me-So-I-Won’t-Infringe-On-Copyright (which, f...
2023-06-29 11:13:06 +0000 UTC
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I don't even know if anyone on my Patreon reads this one, as far as I've observed my Patrons have only come from the John Brown Isekai. Still, here are the illustrations for my Touhou fanfic project in case anyone's interested, up to chapter 21 (note: Chapter 21 was drawn by crowooze, not me, thou...
2023-06-25 20:26:48 +0000 UTC
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27th of Summer, 5859
Outskirts of Mount Curry, Casamonu
Trees. They’re quite the common sight, unless you’re in Hell. Or Heaven. Or ...
2023-06-24 07:33:46 +0000 UTC
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24rd of Summer, 5859
Libertycave, Mount Curry
Trees. They’re quite the common sight, unless you’re in the Arctic. Or the desert. ...
2023-06-16 17:49:15 +0000 UTC
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Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.
- Matthew 10:16
Like th...
2023-06-11 09:30:45 +0000 UTC
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23rd of Summer, 5859
Mount Curry, Casamonu / Azdavay
Civilization, the human kind that we know of, has an interesting property in tha...
2023-06-04 17:36:44 +0000 UTC
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“…you lost men?”
“Yes sir.”
“To a bunch of barely equipped slaves?”
“Yes sir- No, actually, we lost the captain to the cultiv...
2023-05-28 13:23:03 +0000 UTC
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