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Chapter №2 – Hungarian Maid Tutoring

The sun shines, the birds sing, and Boris? Boris likes to take a nap. He’d take a nap forever if not for the fact that he eventually gets hungry like any other human being.

For the first time in a while, Boris managed to lazily stretch his arms and rub his eyes without having to run away from a...

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Chapter №1 – To Our Beautiful Montenegro?


BANG!

“Milye Burasika! Leebliye’ya! See en leebliye’ya!”

…God, is that you?

Crash, crackle!

…God’s speaking a weird language that I can’t get. It sounds vaguely Hungarian, must be Hungari...

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Prologue – Long live King Nicholas, rest in peace(s) Private Boris!

CONTENT WARNING: Modern warfare, of the World War I kind, and the horrible things that come along with it. It's nothing too explicitly graphic, and it'll be contained to the prologue chapter.

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8 January 1916
Mount Lovćen, Kingdom of Montenegro

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Chapter LIX – Their lingo is discussed upon.

42nd of Summer, 5859
Outskirts of Libertycave, Mount Curry

“My legs, o’ my poor legs… O’ gods above and below bring me help...

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Chapter LVIII – Their ambush is proceeding on.

Bugles call, the drums rage… or they would if not for the fact that this was supposed to be an ambush. Anybody that had more than three brain cells could see...

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Patreon, and it's 'enshittification'

Hello good fellows, ye who art subscribed to mine and others' Patreon and ye few who art not subscribed but follow me here nonetheless.

You might have noticed the little UI changes that have happened here and there. Now the whole bloody thing looks like a mobile app even on PC. Unfortunately, we're in the modern age, an era wherein every social media wants to go Musk-side and enshittify i...

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Chapter LVII – Their army is marching on.

41st of Summer, 5859
Earlywatch Estate, Outskirts of Casamonu

It was supposed to be a simple mission. March the retinue onward; appre...

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Chapter LVI – He that is without a defense against us.

39th of Summer, 5859
Libertycave, Mount Curry

Textiles: They’re an old human tradition from the Neolithic to the John Brownitic. Ge...

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Chapter LV – He that is without justification among us.

34th of Summer, 5859
Earlywatch Estate, Outskirts of Casamonu

Nominally, it was a quiet summer day outside of the Earlywatch estate. ...

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Chapter LIV – He that is without a cause among you.

(Update: Added a sentence in one of the beginning paragraphs to mention what actually happened to the cloth they bought. 

"She watc...

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Chapter LIII – He that is without a clue among you.


30th of Summer, 5859
Outskirts of the City of Casamonu, Casamonu

A fire raged on. Not a metaphorical one, an actual fire raged on the si...

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Untitled WWI Soldier Otome Isekai Project

UPDATE (28.08.2023): I've finished the cover art. Unfortunately it looks nothing like the "dime-a-dozen Korean otome isekai manhwa" look that I wish I could properly do for authenticity's sake, but I'd still say that this cover art is decent enough on its own (maybe I'll use some of my Patreon money to commission a more cliché cover art for this in the future). This cover already made me feel ...

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Chapter LII – He that is without weaponry among you.

In the depths of some nondescript forest in the middle of Northern Gemeinplatz, a trio of people were in trouble. Ranging from John Brown the 19th century radi...

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Chapter L – Escape from there quickly and be free.

NOTICE: I've done my best to keep up with a two-chapter-a-week, but real life has made this impossible for me. I apologize for getting your hopes up, and I'll be going back to a one-chapter-a-week release schedule as was before.

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Chapter XLIX – Walk before them faithfully and be hidden.

29th of Summer, 5859
Adventurer’s Guild of Casamonu, Casamonu

“Mmh… Is it morning or not?” Morning had come, and the sun wasn...

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Chapter XLVIII – Be frisked here carefully and act innocent.

28-29th of Summer, 5859
Adventurer’s Guild of Casamonu, Casamonu
(where else would it be?)

Up on the second floor of the adventurer...

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Chapter XLVII – Speak before her carefully and be inconspicuous.

Brown wasn’t a stranger to conducting shady business; the Beecher’s Bibles didn’t ship themselves. The laws of men, like tariffs, were below the laws of ...

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Chapter XLVI – March before me faithfully and be inconspicuous.

“…that’s why we went all the way around to the Southern gate?” Ayomide couldn’t help but look upwards to the ceiling while passing through the gate. ...

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Chapter XLV – Walk before me faithfully and be blameless.

28th of Summer, 5859
Yellowclover Village, Outskirts of the City of Casamonu

Having slept in caves, mud huts and the great outdoors, ...

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Chapter XLIV – Visitors in the midst of a city.

27th of Summer, 5859
Imperial Highway №04-765, Outskirts of the City of Casamonu

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Chapter XLIII – Mortals in the midst of a mystery.

The room was ever so silent, even after Brown’s question as it received no answers. Vines still coiled, the green fluid inside the glass sphere pulsated and ...

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Chapter XLII – Flesh in the midst of metal.

I forgot to make an announcement on Patreon, but the John Brown Isekai will now have two chapters released per week instead of the usual one. JBI ahoy!

T...

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Chapter XLI – Men in the midst of grey bricks.

Lots of bricks. A whole lot more gray. Blue bits of battered slime. A little bit more gray. The essence of an insignificant, minor dungeon as the one that Brow...

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Chapter XL – Men in the midst of troubles.

Dungeons. A stable in RPGs ever since the aptly named Dungeons & I-Don’t-Want-the-Pinkertons-Coming-After-Me-So-I-Won’t-Infringe-On-Copyright (which, f...

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Illustrations for Touhou Futsuudou

I don't even know if anyone on my Patreon reads this one, as far as I've observed my Patrons have only come from the John Brown Isekai. Still, here are the illustrations for my Touhou fanfic project in case anyone's interested, up to chapter 21 (note: Chapter 21 was drawn by crowooze, not me, thou...

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Chapter XXXIX – Men in the midst of trees.


27th of Summer, 5859
Outskirts of Mount Curry, Casamonu

Trees. They’re quite the common sight, unless you’re in Hell. Or Heaven. Or ...

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Chapter XXXVIII – Folk in the midst of planning.

24rd of Summer, 5859
Libertycave, Mount Curry

Trees. They’re quite the common sight, unless you’re in the Arctic. Or the desert. ...

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Chapter XXXVII – Sheep in the midst of wolves.

Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.

- Matthew 10:16

Like th...

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Chapter XXXVI – Be swift my folk, to organize ourselves!

23rd of Summer, 5859
Mount Curry, Casamonu / Azdavay

Civilization, the human kind that we know of, has an interesting property in tha...

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Chapter XXXV – Be swift my mouth, to order them!

“…you lost men?”

“Yes sir.”

“To a bunch of barely equipped slaves?”

“Yes sir- No, actually, we lost the captain to the cultiv...

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