"How do you do that? How do you simultaneously piss me off and make me belly laugh?"
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Two assholes in love. That's it.
"No, you cannot have another kiss. You've haven't earned it."
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2020-03-23 19:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Teacups -
I'm happy to announce that thanks to your amazing pledges we have been able to invest in a quality binaural microphone. This is a professional, versatile microphone that will allow for a lot of different creative projects. That means not only a higher quality of audio, but also a widening scope for concepts.
I know I say this a lot, but...
2020-03-20 15:13:45 +0000 UTC View Post"I haven't slept or showered or done anything all weekend and this is what I have to show for it!"
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She's gross, she's emotional, and she just lost her game. Best optional? Kiss and hug, boy. Kiss and hug.
"I'm fine, I'm fine, I'M FiNe, I'M FIINNNNNNNNNNE!"
"Do I really look okay? The girls aren't droopy or anything?"
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You've won your MILF. You've wined and dined her. And now it's time for the highest plane of all... BRA FREEDOM!
"The bra is off and everyone is happier for it."
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2020-03-18 20:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post"Baby. Stop! You're gonna get me in trouble... And not the good kind."
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🎵Pressure pushing down on me. Pressing down on you.🎵
"Oh, and now you're sucking my neck... you dirty bastard... You know that's a hotspot."
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Script & Audio by Tea...
2020-03-18 18:57:54 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
Due to someone uploading the NSFW Google Drive to Reddit I've decided to close it down for a short period.
A new link will follow soon. Until then please use the Erotic Audios tag to enjoy all the NSFW content here on Patreon.
Thank you for your patience
Love,
Tea
2020-03-18 13:05:43 +0000 UTC View Post"Do I really look okay? The girls aren't droopy or anything?"
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You've won your MILF. You've wined and dined her. And now it's time for the highest plane of all... BRA FREEDOM!
"The bra is off and everyone is happier for it."
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Script...
2020-03-17 19:51:48 +0000 UTC View Post
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2020-03-16 20:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post"I'm sick of indulging little girls who want an eyeful."
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It's date night. You got to a club: you dance, you laugh.
Everything's just fine, until you see that glint in her eye. Suddenly you're being pulled outside and shoved up against a wall. You've thought it before and you'll think it again - jealousy is kinda...
2020-03-16 19:03:10 +0000 UTC View Post
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"I’m talk...
2020-03-11 20:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post"I’m talking about all this jiggle. Look at it! Oh, never mind, feel it!"
You like 'em big! You like 'em chunky!
"You make me feel like the best version of me, whether I’m THICC or thin."
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THICC GIRLFRIEND SERIES:
► PART ONE:
"Be a man and lay your head in my lap."
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Wholesome (with a hint of deviant) girlfriend spoils you rotten:
"I think you deserve a forehead kiss for that cute little laugh. Yeah, coming in for the smooch."
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2020-03-10 20:08:21 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
I just wanted to state the obvious (because sometimes it's not so obvious)...
From one internet stranger to another, it's okay to feel really shitty sometimes, perhaps even more than sometimes, often or even predominantly.
It's okay. It's normal. You're not a freak, you're not weak. You're a person and life can be really hard.
I'll ...
2020-03-09 20:25:28 +0000 UTC View Post
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"Goodness! Well, that explains the ruckus. So, you're what all the fuss is about?"
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Big brain, big boobs, big heart. Your next-door neighbour is something else:
"Hey. Why did you laugh when I said I was a lady wrestler? It's because of my big boobs, isn't it?"
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"What am I doing? Well, you’re a smart guy, can’t you tell? Or has it been that long?"
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You've lost the war. You're at her mercy. But you're alive and she's giving you a choice.
And maybe, when all's said and done, that's not such a bad takeaway.
"...We both could’ve died today. But we d...
2020-03-06 00:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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"Y-you! B-baby. I-I mean master. What... what are you doing here?"
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Your girlfriend starts her new part-time job at a cosplay cafe. You go to cheer her on... and get a good eyeful, obviously.
"Here we are, master. One Choco Choco Love Explosion. And here I am. Please consider me your side order."...
2020-03-04 00:16:22 +0000 UTC View Post
"Welcome home, darling. How was your day?"
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Everyday's an adventure when you're dating an Otaku:
"Wait. Why’re you squeezing me so tight? Ahhh, not that I’m complaining. Actually, kind of the opposite."
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The breathtaking new art was once again ...
2020-03-02 20:43:40 +0000 UTC View Post"Welcome home, darling. How was your day?"
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Everyday's an adventure when you're dating an Otaku:
"Wait. Why’re you squeezing me so tight? Ahhh, not that I’m complaining. Actually, kind of the opposite."
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2020-03-02 18:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post"Honey! I'm home and I'm horny as fuck - let's do this!"
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It's play time.
"Honey, I have big titties and a fat ass. I'll be the best god damn distraction you ever had!"
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Early because I have crippling depression, but a strong work ethic. <...
2020-02-28 00:05:46 +0000 UTC View Post"Get in with you? Hey, you don’t have to tell me twice."
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Travelling on the Sleeper Train, sharing a cramped compartment, two friends find the courage to open up and admit their feelings.
"Could you do me a favour? Could you wrap your arms around me?"
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Th...
2020-02-26 18:20:23 +0000 UTC View Post"I’m still not exactly sure why I’m here, but I’m very flattered regardless and I hope to do a good job!"
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Thank you to everyone who submitted weird and wonderful questions.
I hope this is a welcomed return to content. I think it turned out even better than the last Q&A.
Love, 2020-02-24 19:41:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Teacups -
So, I literally just realised that it’s Valentine’s Day today! As such I just wanted to spread some positive facts and help debunk this truly unimportant holiday!
Ready now! Say it with me:
Valentine’s Day is a way for big companies to make a lot of money! Repeat: Valentine’s Day is a way for big companies to make a lot ...
2020-02-14 11:22:20 +0000 UTC View Post"Master! I’m so relieved you’re finally home. You had me worried sick, you know."
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Normal Girlfriend and Neko Girlfriend - Get Yourself a Girl Who Can Do Both:
"Wow. You have yourself a bit of a fever. Well then, we’d better get you under the covers."
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2020-02-12 20:10:56 +0000 UTC View Post"YOU DON'T FUCK WITH MOTHERS!"
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Your lion-hearted human mother defends you to the last stand.
No matter that she's small, no matter that she's human, no matter that she has no chance of winning.
None of that matters at all.
All that matters is just one thing - she's your mother and she will fight fo...
2020-02-12 17:12:40 +0000 UTC View Post"No, no. You listen to me! Baby, your penis is fantastic!"
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Restoring your confidence and tearing down bullshit:
"You’re welcome, Mr Big Dick."
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✨P.S. Have a great weekend and...
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