"YOU WILL STOP IN THE PRESENCE OF THE PRINCESS!"
A royal pain in the heart, isn't she?!
"You promised you'd spend time with me."
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✨P.S. Royalty rarely make things easy.✨
2020-09-02 20:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post“Tempting me with cologne?”
Taking pride in your appearance and making your girlfriend feel loved?
Legend!
“Such foul play for one so wholesome.”
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"All I know is... ...
2020-08-31 18:00:50 +0000 UTC View PostNothing screams GIGA CHAD like calling strangers SIMPS. NOTHING!
2020-08-30 13:12:28 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups-
I'm very late in posting this, but we officially have 3000+ PATRONS! Let me just say, I applaud your terrible taste, and thank you kindly for your generosity! Seriously, your questionable judgement is chaotically beautiful! Thank you, my wonderful internet strangers!
Anyway, I was thinking about how to say thank you, and I might have any idea!&nbs...
2020-08-28 13:52:18 +0000 UTC View Post"I'm not blushing! I just have a fever."
The friendship might be chaotic,
But it sure as shit ain't platonic
"A very manly and platonic fever!"
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✨TOUGH GIRL SERIES✨
PART ONE:
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"You're a rare Pok...
2020-08-26 18:15:41 +0000 UTC View Post
[WARNING: This Audio Contains Nacho Eating & Genuine Affection! Listener Discretion is Advised]
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"I'm surprised you're still conscious."
Prove your self worth, make the pussy hurt.
"That's right. If you die, you'll die smiling."
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✨P.S. I knew that episode of Futurama would change me.✨
2020-08-25 20:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
[WARNING: This Audio Contains Premarital Handholding! Listener Discretion is Advised]
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Hey Teacups -
As you know, I'm currently taking some time out to help my sister with the end of her pregnancy. This involves trips to the hospital, cooking, cleaning, making sure she's entertained and comfy, and all that good stuff. But because I'm an eternal people-pleaser, (seriously hate that about myself) I've tried to balance this with my teacup duties too. Much to the concerned grum...
2020-08-23 18:40:53 +0000 UTC View Post"Aw, is baby about to jizz his jeans?"
You swiped right on Dommy Mommy.
You really have only yourself to blame.
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Party Noise 1 Hour Party Ambience:
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"I am! I am sweaty...
2020-08-19 18:01:31 +0000 UTC View Post
"Baby, I don't know how you do it..."
You bring the wholesome, she'll bring the lewdness.
Together you'll make... Well, oh my goodness!
"But, you make vanilla feel spicy!"
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PERVY GIRLFRIEND SERIES:
PART ONE:
"All I know is... You're all I think about!"
Tall, tough, and terrifying.
At least when she's not confessing her heart out!
"So, basically, I... I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU!"
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✨TOUGH GIRL SERIES✨
► PART ONE:<...
2020-08-17 20:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
It's your turn to pick this week! So, please let me know which one of these you'd like to hear.
✨Vote today. Results tomorrow. Audio out this week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2020-08-16 17:48:23 +0000 UTC View Post"They talk about a runner's high, but I really don't think this is comparable."
Let me hear your body talk
your body talk
Let me hear your body talk.
"Attaboy! Keep up with me now!"
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2020-08-12 20:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
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"You know what?! F...
2020-08-12 18:01:49 +0000 UTC View Post"You know what?! Fuck it! Take me on a date!"
Smart, understanding, and willing to give you a chance?
Maybe you're not so doomed, after all.
"Pre-marital handholding? Whoever heard of such filth?"
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Yes! You're Jason and your parents are animals ;D
"Behave badly with me?!"
Doing her worst to be your best!
And flawlessly succeeding, of course.
"Pleeeeeeeeease?!"
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✨QUEEN OF METAL SERIES:✨
PART ONE:
"I am! I am sweaty, I am gross, but I am DONE!"
Rock God on the stage
Spoilt Baby who otherwise won't act her age
Either way, she's a pint size piece of paradise.
"You got it! I love you! Wait for me!"
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✨QUEEN OF METAL SERIES: 2020-08-06 20:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
"It's true what the other girls say..."
The new girl.
Innocent... Until Yours.
"You really are... an attentive master."
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✨Harem Series✨:
1. BREED ME:
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"So, who is she?"<...
2020-08-05 18:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post"So, who is she?"
Smart as a whip, THICC AF, and your mama's best friend!
"Well, basically, you're doomed, aren't you?"
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❤️ Ara Ara Series: ❤️
► PART ONE:
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"So, gimme the but...
2020-08-03 18:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
It's your turn to pick this week! So, please let me know which one of these you'd like to hear.
✨Vote today. Results tomorrow. Audio out this week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2020-08-03 16:47:18 +0000 UTC View Post"You just have to make the best of it."
Hard truths come from unlikely places.
Good will from unfriendly faces.
"By getting stronger, dumb-ass."
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✨P.S. For those who like 'em frosty!✨
2020-08-02 12:09:10 +0000 UTC View Post"Well, I can't help you study."
Oh, what that mouth do?
Provides comfort and encouragement in times of need. That's what it do!
"But I think I can make it so you're not so nervous."
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2020-07-29 20:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post"So, gimme the butt."
Girl wanna be Nemo and touch the butt.
"Just... Just gimme the butt."
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PERVY GIRLFRIEND SERIES:
► PART ONE:
2020-07-27 20:14:05 +0000 UTC View Post