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CSA 4 - I Registered With Guilds

Now that I’ve registered with the Adventurer's Guild, should I check out the request board before going to another guild?

And so, I went and checked out the request board made of fine wood that was placed in a conspicuous place in the Adventurer's Guild.

“Capturing slimes, gathering medicinal herbs, escorting (or, in other words, looking for someone to talk to), running errands...

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CSA 3 - When I Arrived in the City, There Was a Lolicon

By the time I got to the city, my legs were wobbly. I guess it was a little too far for a child's feet.
Even when I was a Hiki-NEET, this distance would have been nothing, but I guess I shouldn’t push myself too hard.
Anyway, I found the signboard for the Adventurer's Guild, so I thought I'd take a break there.

When I entered the adventurer's guild, I saw adventurers having fun an...

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CSA 2 - When I Arrived at Another World, I Was Surprised

Ogyaaa! It's been 10 years since I was born.
I don't have any memories from when I was a baby, and before I knew it, I was placed in an orphanage, bullied by other orphans, raised strictly by teachers, and just now, kicked out of the orphanage to get rid of a nuisance in the name of graduation.

“Lotorl-chan. Let's meet again somewhere!”
“Un! Let’s meet again someday for sure...

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CSA 1 - When I Died, There Was a Little Girl

Slow Life in Another World Through Compounding, Synthesis, and Alchemy

Author: あるみひさく

RAW: 調合、合成、錬金で異世界スローライフ

This is a story about a TS reincarnated protagonist ...

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YuriAma Extra 3

[Himezaki-san]’s Phantom Rejected Final Chapter

Afterword

The secret to their name

Himezaki Yurika → Yurika → Yuri (Girl’s Love), ka.

Kataribe Amane → Amane → A name that can be used by both men and women

Within the story, Himezaki sometimes refers to herself as [girlfriend], [girl], or [beautiful girl], but toward ...

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YuriAma Extra 2

[Himezaki-san]’s Phantom Rejected Final Chapter

Himezaki-san & [Boku]

“Hey, Amane, I know it's too late to say this, but why do you use [boku] when you refer to yourself?”

“That’s really too late. I've been using it since I was little and it stayed just like that. Why are you asking me that again?”

“As one half of t...

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YuriAma Extra 1

[Himezaki-san]’s Phantom Rejected Final Chapter

Preface

This work is my completed work,

[A New Type of Web Novel That Can Be Enjoyed in 15 Seconds per Chapter: “The Most Eccentric and Beautiful Girl in the School, [Himezaki-San], Confessed to Me!”]

Its rejected material.

Therefore, it will make no sense at all to those wh...

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YuriAma Final - Himezaki-san & the Beginning

“Ah─, I wonder what will happen to me after I graduate, Amane─, save me─.”

“Weren’t you planning to get a job using your family's connections if you didn't get into the university of your choice?”

“Yes, I wanted to get higher education if I could, but I don’t know if I can with my head─. Amane is also going to get higher education, right?”

“I did thin...

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YuriAma 299 - Himezaki-san & One Piece

“Amane─! Look, look! What do you think?”

“A straw hat and pure white one piece, is it? You look very cute, Himezaki-san.”

“Eh heh heh! I know right─! Aren’t I really cute─?! If I play in a field of flowers like this, won’t it be the best─?!"

“Should you really say that yourself?”

“What the heck─! The one that matches this outfit is a colorfu...

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YuriAma 298 - Himezaki-san & Top Two

“Amane─, if we do a popularity contest, wouldn't we be in the top two?”

“We're the only characters speaking after all, so it’ll probably turn out like that, Himezaki-san.”

“Wow─! Isn't it overwhelming that me and Amane have a monopoly on first and second place?!”

“Like I said, I think it's a matter of style of the work. Also, there’s no way to know what w...

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YuriAma 297 - Himezaki-san & Three Sizes

“Amane! Are you interested in my three sizes?!”

“Yes, very much. What happened all of a sudden? Himezaki-san.”

“Fu fu fu! So you are, huh! Geez, it can't be helped!”

“You look happy, Himezaki-san. Did something happen?”

“I see, I see! How about you hear about the background first?”

“Actually, I'm not that interested in that. I'd like your thre...

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YuriAma 296 - Himezaki-san & Four Heavenly Kings

“Amane─, there are often [Four Heavenly Kings] in manga and games, right?”

“Indeed, Himezaki-san, what's wrong with that?”

“I actually love that kind of numbered executives group setting!”

“I suppose chuuni stuff tickles your heart?”

“That's why I'm thinking of forming the [Yurika-chan Four Heavenly Kings]!”

“Well, well.”

“Amane wi...

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YuriAma 295 - Himezaki-san & Five Pointed Star

“Amane─, stars are written like this: ☆, right?”

“Yes, Himezaki-san, it's common to write it as a five pointed star.”

“But you know, aren’t actual stars like this: ○ ?.”

“It is indeed shaped like a sphere because of gravity.”

“So, why bother writing it differently from its actual shape?”

“Now, I wonder why? Isn’t it because the five ...

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YuriAma 294 - Himezaki-san & Six Pack

“Amane, what’s a six pack?”

“It's when your abdominal muscles are split, Himezaki-san. Come to think of it, Himezaki-san has a uselessly amazing physical ability, but you don't have a six-pack, don’t you?”

“Well─! I’m a beautiful high school girl after all! Too amazing muscles won't look good in pictures, right?!”

“I was asking about the logic though. Als...

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YuriAma 293 - Himezaki-san & Lucky Seven

“Amane, why does the number [7] have a lucky meaning?”

“A long time ago, during a baseball match in a developed country, a strong wind happened to hit during the seventh inning, hitting the ball and turning into a home run, that’s the popular theory, Himezaki-san.”

“Hee─h, baseball, huh.”

“But, there seem to be many other theories, so I don’t know which one...

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YuriAma 292 - Himezaki-san & Flawless Beauty

“Amane! I'm thinking about aiming to be a flawless beauty!”

“A flawless beauty? Isn't your friendliness relatively good towards everyone?”

“Eh, really? Then, should I stay as I am now?”

“Isn't it okay? No, well, there are countless other parts that need to be fixed, but at least when it comes to your behavior, yes.”

“I see─, then I guess it’s fine....

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YuriAma 291 - Himezaki-san & Myna

“Amane─! That bird at that house! It spoke, you know!”

“That one is... a myna, Himezaki-san. Like parakeets and parrots, it's a bird that's famous for imitating human speech.”

“Ah, so it really was like that! I was surprised!”

“What word did it exactly let out?”

“Hmm, like [Good morning] or [Hello].”

“I suppose it remembers greetings.”

...

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YuriAma 290 - Himezaki-san & Countdown

“Oh, Amane─, now that I think about it, aren’t there 10 more chapters left before we reach 300 chapters?”

“That’s right, Himezaki-san, that’s a splendid and accurate arithmetic calculation.”

“Wow! Isn’t 300 a good stopping point? I'm deeply moved─!”

“Didn’t you say that 200 was a bit half-hearted or something like that, Himezaki-san?”

“So,...

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YuriAma 289 - Himezaki-san & Fan

“Amane─, isn’t it too hot these days?”

“It's sure to get even hotter in the future, but it's certainly hot enough right now, Himezaki-san.”

“I know right─, a paper fan will be handy right now.”

* (T/N: paper fan as in, paper, or book, or something like that used as a fan. advice?)

“Why not a regular fan? I have just the one, so I'll fan you.”

...

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YuriAma 288 - Himezaki-san & Radio Calisthenics

“Amane─! Good morning─!”

“Good morning Himezaki-san, you arrived at school without being late today I see.”

“Un! When I did radio calisthenics today, I wasn't late!”

“That’s a good thing, and isn’t it a good idea to do it every day?”

“No─! As expected, that's too tough─!”

“It may be difficult at first, but once you make it a habit,...

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YuriAma 287 - Himezaki-san & Sunburn

“Oh, Amane, aren't you a bit sunburnt?”

“Really? The sun has been strong lately, so that might be the case, Himezaki-san.”

“Fumu fumu, that tanned skin is quite nice!”

“Apparently, it’s not very good for your skin. After that it is just a matter of preference, I suppose.”

“Okay! I’ll get one too! That tan!”

“This is the first time I've see...

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YuriAma 286 - Himezaki-san & Surfing

“Amane─! Yahhaaaaa!”

“Nice surfing, Himezaki-san. As expected, you're really good at this sort of thing.”

“Geez! As I thought, I'm a genius after all! Is Amane not going to ride?”

“I'm still practicing. I feel like it’ll still be several days before I can do it properly.”

“What the hell─? Learn quickly and let’s ride together─!”

“Thi...

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YuriAma 285 - Himezaki-san & Stalls

“Amane─! I bought shaved ice, cotton candy, frankfurters, and grilled squid!”

“Good for you, Himezaki-san. But I don't think it’s a good idea to buy them all at once and mix them all up.”

“Isn’t it fine?! Ah, thanks for holding the prize from the target shooting earlier!”

“Yes, I'll give it back to you. For some reason, Himezaki-san’s shot tore a hole ope...

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YuriAma 284 - Himezaki-san & Contradiction

“Amane─, why do you write [contradiction (矛盾)] with [spear (矛)] and [shield (盾)]?”

“I think the name came from the fact that no one can answer what happens when you use a self-proclaimed [spear that can pierce anything] to pierce a self-proclaimed [shield that nothing can pierce], so they just stuck the words together, Himezaki-san.”

“Un, I guess so? But isn't th...

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YuriAma 283 - Himezaki-san & Station

“Amane─, why are city stations so complicated?”

“The demand for trains is huge, so the stations have to be big as well, which means we have to make them complicated, right? Himezaki-san.”

"Even if you say that, it’s too complicated. It's pointless if it's hard to use─.”

“Even if you say that, your standards are kinda, people need these things as they are.”<...

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YuriAma 282 - Himezaki-san & Bungee Jump

“Amane─! I went bungee jumping the other day!”

“That’s quite a frightening thing to challenge, Himezaki-san.”

“It was fun─! Jumping off from a high place all at once!”

“If you're having quite a good time, that's the best.”

“But having to land nicely is pretty difficult!”

“I wonder if it was quite an aggressive suicide attempt?”

...

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YuriAma 281 - Himezaki-san & Sibling Quarrel

“Amane─, my younger brother and sister got into a quarrel yesterday, you see─.”

“Sibling quarrel, is it? I feel like it would be more intense in Himezaki-san's family than in a normal family.”

“It was tough, you know─! Chairs and knives were flying around! They even opened holes in the walls!”

“That’s dreadful.”

“The other siblings who tried to ...

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YuriAma 280 - Himezaki-san & English

“Amane─, is there any point in memorizing English?”

“Are you dissatisfied with the assignment in front of you, Himezaki-san?”

“No, that's not it─. If we're going to stay in Japan all the time, we don't need to be able to speak English, right?”

“Simple English has become common knowledge, so it's probably worth memorizing.”

“Even if you said that, my...

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YuriAma 279 - Himezaki-san & Chopsticks

“Amane, your way of holding eating utensils sure is beautiful.”

“Are you talking about the way I hold my chopsticks? My parents taught me to hold them properly from an early age.”

“You sure are well-educated.”

“Isn’t Himezaki-san’s way normally beautiful as well?”

“I'm good at everything after all. Ah, now that I think about it, it seems they've sta...

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YuriAma 278 - Himezaki-san & Firework

“Amane─! Let's go see the fireworks─!”

“Go see... the fireworks? Is there a fireworks show nearby?”

“It's not a show though! Now get ready, get ready! Look! I'm already in my yukata─!”

“Yes, then please wait a moment. ...So, where are we going?”

“My older sister's place─! Apparently she's going to show us her handmade fireworks!”

“Hime...

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