“Guild, guild, kimono shop, dry goods shop, tool shop, accessory shop, drugstore, public bathhouse... a guildless system?”
No, wait, isn’t the drugstore fine? Isn't it?
I returned to the drug store I passed and entered the store.
“Welcome─”
“Do you buy potions?”
“We do─”
“Then please.”
I took out a high potion from Storage and handed...
2024-02-20 03:58:42 +0000 UTC View PostAfter that, I hugged the pink mini dragon-san until I was satisfied, sniffed her all over, and even though I didn't really lick her, I was jostling her vigorously.
“...I will be purchasing a high potion for 1.5 million el.”
“Thanks.”
“Hic...Thank you, very much...”
Lotorl-chan may have gone a little too far, Teheperorincho.
Rin-san looked at me with scornful ...
2024-02-20 03:57:04 +0000 UTC View Post“Now then, this is where we part ways, Rin-san.”
As Rin-san took the trouble to guide me to the Gate to Ganasaki Island of Khizr Country, I bid her farewell.
“We'll meet again, right?”
“Yes, next time, I plan to come with my older sister, so please take care of us then.”
“So you have a big sister.”
“She's a cute older sister, so I'm sure she'll get along w...
“Nnh, Lotorl, that place is, ahn.”
“What about this place?”
“Ah, uuh, haa, that’s, auuh.”
“If it feels good, please say it feels good.”
“There! That feels too good! Ah, ah, no, no, nono, NOOOOOO!!?”
“Okay, the foot massage is finished.”
“Hafuu... Lotorl's massage is the best!”
Nn? Nn? Did you mistake the foot massage for you-know-what and im...
2024-02-20 03:54:43 +0000 UTC View PostNow that the back massage is over, I use Cleaning Magic to clean the slimy part and then have her lie on her back.
“Heave-ho.”
“Ooh...”
If this were an anime world, they would be hidden by a mysterious light, but in a disc media, they’d be completely visible. No, she’s a gecko, so it isn’t regulated...?
When I looked down, it was smooth. She’s a gecko, so it’...
“Mufufu, I can use it as a weapon, or I can use it as armor... I might as well sell it and play around with the money. Mufu, mufufu, mufufufu.”
I’m currently sitting on the shore of a lake where a refreshing breeze blows, warmly watching over Rin-san, who is having a great time holding an orichalcum the size of a suitcase.
“I guess I could keep it as a collection... aa─hn,...
2024-02-20 03:52:02 +0000 UTC View PostHaving escaped from the tourists, we have now arrived at a lake abundant with nature.
“It's spacious here, and there aren't many tourists, so even if we do something strange, they won't come near us that much.”
“What a beautiful lake.”
The water surface reflected the sunlight and sparkled. And I saw a fish mimicking that sparkle and swallowed a waterfowl in one gulp. I su...
2024-02-20 03:49:45 +0000 UTC View PostAfter having a meal at the Adventurer's Guild with a humanoid gecko called Yamorin, also known as Rin-san, I am now going sightseeing on Dragen Island with Rin-san as my guide.
“There may or may not be a legend that if you throw money or something shiny into this Dragon Fountain, your wishes will come true.”
“Fumu fumu.”
I don't have any cash at the moment, so I pick up s...
2024-02-20 03:48:20 +0000 UTC View PostLotorl, who was enjoying sightseeing on Dragen Island, discovered a cute, humanoid-looking, all-white gecko onee-san (whether she looks cute or not is a matter of personal opinion) in the city, and was currently following her around. I’m not a stalker, you know? That’s what the stalker themself unconsciously thinks while doing their stalking, and that’s what makes them bad. I'm aware of w...
2024-02-20 03:47:05 +0000 UTC View PostHaving narrowly escaped from the clutches of Nrva and Stia, Lotorl teleported and was now in a private beach she had created on the coast of Lycorus Country.
It's not like dealing with those two has suddenly become troublesome or anything like that, you know? It's true, you know?
So I'm the type of person who would rather pamper than be pampered, and be restrained than restraint.
No...
2024-02-20 03:45:56 +0000 UTC View Post“Mama, this is so delicious!”
“We have seconds, so make sure you eat plenty.”
“Un!”
After that, I cook dinner for Nrva-chan, who has regressed into a baby, and we eat together. By the way, at Nrva-chan's request, I cook a lot of vegetable dishes.
“We’ll stay together forever, Mama.”
“You’re such a pampered child, Nrva-chan.”
“Ehehe.”
I a...
2024-02-20 03:44:33 +0000 UTC View Post“Chicken, pork, beef, mutton, horse meat, venison... let's buy them all.”
“Can you buy that many and eat them all?”
First, I went to a butcher shop to buy all sorts of meat. Meat is delicious no matter what world you are in. If I had been reincarnated in a different world where there is no meat-based food culture, I think I would have shaved off my own meat and eaten it. Well, ...
2024-02-20 03:43:13 +0000 UTC View PostNow that I have obtained the right to make Nrva and Stia do whatever I told them to, I am currently at the Adventurer's Guild to have my cards reissued.
“This time, we will specially waive the reissue fee.”
“Thanks.”
I checked the cards that Stia had reissued, and in order to avoid any trouble, I left out only the Compounding, Synthesis, and Alchemy Skills from the densel...
2024-02-20 03:41:27 +0000 UTC View Post“Come... please... hurry... just come.”
“Nn...?”
“That’s... right... yeah... true...”
I can hear someone talking, but I can't hear the other person's voice. Is she speaking to herself?
Or rather, I still want to sleep, so let's go to sleep. Let's do that. zzZ.
“Suu... suu...”
“...Fufu, cute sleeping face.”
“Supii... supii...”
“Don't go a...
The next day.
Yeah. I didn’t get a wink of sleep.
I was so excited that I couldn't sleep at all.
I wanted to see Erofu’s surprised look the instant she woke up and saw my face, so I think I'll stay in this position for a while longer.
Funyu funyu.
Haa, the best. This might be my home base.
“Nn... Hmm?”
It seems like Erofu woke up while I was enjoyi...
2024-02-20 03:39:02 +0000 UTC View PostI carried the slutty erofu in a koala hug and enjoyed her bon-kyu-bon! body while parading her around the city and purposely asking people on the street, “Where is this person's home?” to leave an impression on them so that embarrassing rumors would spread, until I arrived at Nrva’s home.
“Chimney overgrown with greenery... I thought it was a custom of the elves, but it seems like...
2024-02-20 03:37:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I trudged back to the city from the orphanage, the market was already closed, so I thought I'd look for an inn, and was strolling around the city when I saw the hateful slutty erofu, alone on the terrace of a bar, dead drunk.
“Tell me what I did! That's right! I'm the worst elf who made a child go missing! The worst, the worst, the worst! Ahahaha! Really, the worst...”
“Cust...
“Chiwaa─ssu. Lotorl here.”
“Kya-!? Could you please stop appearing suddenly!?”
Leaving aside Ruriko-san, who normally speaks like a young lady, it seemed that Seira-san was no longer at the inn and had left.
* (T/N: Ruriko speaks somewhat formally here, but I don’t really know how to sound like that, so I just used standard English.)
Was this good timing or bad ...
2024-02-20 03:35:38 +0000 UTC View Post“Okay, the Skill synthesis is complete.”
“Alright, let me see, ooh, there are so many!”
“Do you want me to disguise your card?”
“Please!”
“Then, I’ll be borrowing your card. Ei, ei, mun. It should be okay now.”
“Ooh, it’s back to normal!”
“If someone uses a high-level Appraisal Skill to appraise Seira-san yourself, you will be found out right away...
When I opened the gate and teleported to the room at the inn where Ruriko-san and the others were, both of them blinked in surprise. Afterwards, I was bombarded with questions, but I remained silent the whole time with a smile on my face, and seeing that it was useless no matter what they say, both of them gave up.
“When I first disappeared, I used Teleportation Magic. And when I came b...
2024-02-20 03:29:34 +0000 UTC View PostHaving worked hard on their perverted acts to their satisfaction, the Lotorls are currently collecting rocks and stones for Storage at the riverside.
“It's easy because all I have to do is take aero adamantite out of my body and synthesize it into rocks and stones.”
“Right.”
After securing a sufficient amount, I placed the whole bunch on the ground from Storage, and pulle...
2024-02-20 03:28:09 +0000 UTC View PostSummary of the previous chapter.
All items lost.
That is all. The end.
“It’s a LIE DONDOKODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!”
It's impossible for all the items I've collected so far to disappear into thin air if I synthesize my Storage Skill with my Inventory Skill, right!?
“This kind of bug must be due to negligence on the part of the management! Maintain it properly!!”
... 2024-02-18 22:46:38 +0000 UTC View PostThe inn where Ruriko-san was staying was right nearby, so it took us only a few minutes to get there.
“Ruriko-san, are you there─?”
“Ye─s. Ara, Lotorl-chan. And Seira is with you, meaning, so that’s how it is.”
“Ruriko-san, you’ve guessed quickly.”
“It's the massage, right? Come on in quickly.”
“Ruriko-san, you're not very perceptive...”
“Huh? ...
I’m Lotorl, the Banished Isekai TS Reincarnator, kicked out of the Sewing Guild for bowing my head over and over again to the receptionist onee-san while asking her to please take care of Alrina who will be staying at the Sewing Guild for training, so much that Alrina kicked my ass out of the guild for being too obstinate about that.
Right now, I'm in the middle of hanging my head on a ...
2024-02-18 22:42:34 +0000 UTC View PostAfter narrowly escaping from the blonde gorilla monster, I opened a teleportation gate and returned to the Sewing Guild.
I opened the gate to a back alley, so no one found out, okay?
“Ah, where have you been?! You have no sense of danger leaving such valuable things behind!”
“I personally thought I had already delivered it though?”
“...No good. We can't deliver these....
I remembered that I had left my insect cage at the orphanage, so I went to a secluded back alley, opened a teleportation gate, and came to the back of the orphanage.
“I have to retrieve the insect cage quickly.”
It's only been a few hours since I left, so I don't think it's likely that it was sold to a merchant, but more than that, I can see me getting scolded by Sensei for comi...
2024-02-18 22:39:18 +0000 UTC View Post“Are you still going to continue with Sewing Guild’s requests?”
“Of the course!”
“Do you know what mahjong is?”
“No, I don’t.”
“Okay then.”
* (T/N: the mahjong part is a response to when Alrina said ‘mochi no ron’ that I translated to ‘of the course’)
I thought there was mahjong in this world, but at least Alrina doesn't seem to know about...
2024-02-18 22:37:38 +0000 UTC View Post“Threa─d, pull pull, threa─d, pull pull, pu─ll it, pu─ll it, boom boom boom.”
“That’s one weird song.”
“Dear threa─d, wind it up, wind it up, dear threa─d, wind it up, wind it up, mince it up, mince it up, again, again, and again.”
“...It’s really weird, you know?”
After that, I restored Alrina's Skills back, disguised the Skill section on her guil...
2024-02-18 22:36:08 +0000 UTC View PostAfter leaving the inn where Ruriko-san was staying, Lotorl’s group were currently at the Sewing Guild.
“This dress here is good, and this one is cute, hmm, I can’t decide...”
“Can’t you just buy both?”
“Really? Then I’d like both, please!”
As for why we are in the Sewing Guild, that’s because the Sewing Guild was across the street from the inn where Rurik...
2024-02-18 22:34:22 +0000 UTC View Post“Thank you very much for your help. Goodbye!”
“Come back anytime with your donation! I'll be waiting!”
Like hell I’ll come here again! Peh peh!
“See you Lotorl-chan! Alrina-chan too!”
“Lefie! Let's meet again somewhere!”
“See you, Leffie-chan!”
The only people who see me off are the blonde gorilla and Lefie, not only because I am too unpopular, b...
2024-02-17 11:40:29 +0000 UTC View Post