"How long until it explodes?" Myst asked the gremlin tinker as he studied the brass scope that looked like it would be right at home in a steampunk movie.
"It's not going to explode," the gremlin engineer complained.
"Are you grumpy because I'm questioning your abilities or because it's not going to explode?" Myst asked as he picked the brass scope up and tried to judge the weight.<...
2023-11-28 05:12:12 +0000 UTC
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"Hellooooooo Nurse!" Vivian said when she saw the attractive redhead follow Myst out of the portal wearing a sheer nurse's outfit.
"Hello yourself," Amy replied with a grin as she looked at the naked blue haired girl that looked a few years younger than her.
"Where did you find the girls?" Vivian asked Myst as she glanced over the rest of the girls.
"I was practicing my wench ...
2023-11-25 06:47:27 +0000 UTC
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"Neat," Harry said when the teacher finished her lecture on the nature of alchemy and he got a notice informing him that he'd received a quick alchemy trait.
"In general," Julia Frankenstein said cheerfully. "Alchemy is a rewarding vocation, especially if you're willing to put the time into it to master the basics."
"The basics?" Xander asked.
"If anyone ever tells you that th...
2023-11-21 05:34:09 +0000 UTC
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"Two galleons for one gold coin," the goblin offered with a smug grin, knowing he was ripping the man off but figuring most wizards wouldn't even question the exchange rate.
Myst glared at the goblin, wondering if he should have let someone else deal with the goblins since he wasn't a fan to start with and he'd spent the last couple of hours helping pluck and gut the geese that had been k...
2023-11-18 06:34:25 +0000 UTC
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"Hey!" a gremlin complained as he dodged out of the way of Myst stepping on him. "Watch where you're going!"
"Sorry," Myst offered as he pulled his attention off Lara's naked behind and concentrated on walking down the hallway and not stepping on gremlins. He frowned when he noticed that he had several warnings informing him that half of his miners were exhausted. "Weird," he muttered as ...
2023-11-14 06:20:36 +0000 UTC
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Dawn pulled her attention away from the crystal walls and the recessed areas that would be perfect for statues and followed Xander into the classroom. "Now what?"
Willow glanced around the room that had a number of purple massage benches as well as drawing tables. "I'm guessing we wait for the teacher."
Hermione blinked when she noticed a Classroom buff on her HUD. "Why do we get mo...
2023-11-11 06:26:43 +0000 UTC
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"Are you hungover?" Buffy asked as Xander and Dawn walked over to the portal, noticing that he looked like hell.
"I'm not hungover, I'm just exhausted and the walls need soundproofing," Xander complained with a yawn, wishing that he'd gotten a couple of more hours of sleep before being woken up for round eight or nine, he'd lost track at some point after Vivian had shown up at the room an...
2023-11-07 06:15:55 +0000 UTC
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Myst pulled his attention away from the stars when he felt his mana pool fill up completely. 'This would be easier if I had a decent source of gems,' he mentally grumbled as he cast his Resource Node spell, conjuring yet another foil card. 'Phasezinc? This node of magically altered zinc will drop out of phase with organic material when an electrical charge is run through it. I wonder if I can m...
2023-11-04 06:02:20 +0000 UTC
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"You're lucky that Bugs isn't around," Xander pointed out as he watched the skeleton drop yet another conjured rabbit into the well.
"I'd appreciate it if you avoided saying the names of eldritch abominations or cartoon characters that might decide to pay us a visit," Myst complained as he conjured another rabbit over the well, causing the fluffy white bunny to drop and vanish into the mi...
2023-10-31 04:30:54 +0000 UTC
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Myst pulled his attention off the small group of gremlins that were milling around and picking fights with each other while they waited for him to extract their magic and focused on the unstable mana crystals piling up in his inventory that his minions had been collecting from the floating platform and around the structures that he'd made while the mana scale curse was active. 'Each crystal of ...
2023-10-28 06:32:16 +0000 UTC
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Myst blinked when he suddenly found himself next to his dungeon crystal. "What the fuck?" he complained as he opened his combat log. 'Marvin: Firebolt one hundred and seven damage.' He pulled up his minion list and rang a search for any Marvins as he slipped past the basilisk and headed for the exit to the cave. 'Yeah, I don't remember that being a common name in the Two Rivers, which means som...
2023-10-24 06:34:41 +0000 UTC
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Myst pulled up the sheet for the new teacher and looked at the picture of the stunning redhead that was wearing an unbuttoned lab coat, a hair tie to tie her long hair back with and nothing else. 'She could be on the cover of a magazine. Julia Frankenstein?' He glanced at her Gifted Teacher talent that let her teach four times the students then looked at her negative trait. 'Obsession with hidi...
2023-10-21 05:40:21 +0000 UTC
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Myst selected the option to sacrifice people again to summon another teacher then watched the video. He frowned when he noticed the person they summoned looked like a typical drill sergeant wearing shorts and a t-shirt.
"Mr. West, this sadistic gym teacher from L.A. makes the students play dodgeball, run suicide runs and play various team sports until they're ready to fall over so they'll...
2023-10-17 04:39:20 +0000 UTC
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"Are you sure you should be touching that…" Thea trailed off as Dawn poked the portal frame and a menu appeared floating where a portal would have been.
"Nice, it has a menu," Dawn said as she looked over the available options. "City Under the Ocean, Demon Town, Desert Planet, Infinite Shop, Magic Base, Magic Girl Town and an option to hack the portal, what do you think?"
"We shou...
2023-10-14 04:06:04 +0000 UTC
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The dust made Harry feel better about slipping into the room, mostly because it was obvious that no one had visited for a long time. He glanced at the dust covered bed that was perfectly made then at the small kitchen and the door to a more modest bathroom then focused on the glass coffin with a girl in it. He walked over and picked up the old fashioned postcard that was leaned up against the c...
2023-10-10 06:42:41 +0000 UTC
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Harry scowled when a particularly loud crash caused him to miss the spot that he was trying to hit on the Thaumium silver blade that he was trying to craft, making the metal 'ring' in a way that it shouldn't. "So much for making a perfect blade," he muttered as he dropped the blade into the oil.
"Blacksmithing increased by 1," the voice announced.
Harry pulled the u...
2023-10-07 03:59:00 +0000 UTC
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Harry ignored the goblins that were pounding on the metal door that he'd wedged shut as he ran a polishing cloth over the metal wand that he'd spent the last couple of minutes welding together out of the silver rods the goblins had.
"Wand polishing skill increased by 1. Polishing skill increased by 1," the voice announced.
"Finally!" Harry exclaimed as he tossed the...
2023-10-03 01:54:29 +0000 UTC
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"Is this what Snyder felt like all the time?" Buffy asked thoughtfully as she watched the horde of gremlins running down the hallways of the cobbled together school like children on a sugar high.
"Probably," Xander agreed as he pulled his attention away from the gremlin that was drawing a crude drawing on the wall with a black marker and focused on the gremlin that was trying to climb up ...
2023-09-30 04:29:13 +0000 UTC
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Harry carefully inched around the stalagmite until he could just barely see the rickety wooden bridge that stretched across the boiling and steaming water that covered the bottom of the cavern, mostly because if he moved another inch he'd get spotted by a goblin lookout and he was trying to avoid alerting the entire army to his presence. 'Okay, third time's the charm.' He waited for the patroll...
2023-09-26 06:52:13 +0000 UTC
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Myst glared at the gremlin that he'd trapped in the rusty old fashioned metal milk crate that one of his minions had pulled out of the junk pile. "You were trying to set people on fire, justify your existence."
"Is gremlin!" the idiot replied as he flipped Myst off with both hands, not seeing a point in listening to anyone in authority.
"Never mind," Myst muttered and used his magic...
2023-09-23 05:55:24 +0000 UTC
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"Incoming slimes!" Myst shouted as he flew towards the edge of the platform and pulled up the build menu. He quickly placed twelve five foot squares of float stone next to the narrow platform of float stone with the wells and hit the button two seconds before his mana regenerated, making his total jump almost to his max. He quickly placed another twenty eight five foot squares next to the previ...
2023-09-19 03:30:11 +0000 UTC
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Harry glared at the goblin banker. "Let me get this straight, you're using my family's money to make a profit but you're unwilling to share the profit or let me change the way the money is set up because I'm underage?"
"That is correct," the goblin replied smugly. "We've made quite a lot of money off of your family in recent years as you can see from the reports that we're legally require...
2023-09-16 06:14:20 +0000 UTC
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"Fifty nine rabbits on the wall, take one down and pass it around…" Myst trailed off as he watched the rabbit he'd just conjured strike the ground with his paw twice and summon a ghostly tophat. "What the hell?" he sputtered as he pulled up the rabbit's stat sheet, noticing that the rabbit had two points of magic and the arcane affinity.
'How the fuck does a rabbit have magic?' he asked...
2023-09-12 00:44:09 +0000 UTC
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Myst added another tainted mana stone he'd mined from the cave in the well to the upgrade box for his mana pool, bringing the mana up to nine hundred and eighteen from eight hundred and ninety one. "Close enough," he muttered as he selected the option to pay the rest from his mana pool. 'At least the mana crystals count as gems and mana,' he mused as he tossed in a couple of crystal skulls to p...
2023-09-09 06:52:33 +0000 UTC
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Myst shivered as his HUD tossed up an alert informing him that his Wicked Workshop was done and the simple stone foundation that was serving as a placeholder for his new workshop changed into a twisted stone building with a slate roof and dark shutters that leaked a sickly green light that made his skin crawl. "That better not be fell energy," he muttered as he opened the menu for his new works...
2023-09-05 06:51:58 +0000 UTC
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Myst twitched and nearly fell off the edge of the stone platform when his HUD's alarm went off, letting him know that the smelter was done and pulling him out of his thoughts. He turned to look at the smelter and found himself staring at a large grime covered cobblestone building with three crooked chimneys sticking out of a shoddy slate roof, distracting him from the fact that he'd been drifti...
2023-09-02 05:56:21 +0000 UTC
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Taylor stepped out of the portal that led to an alternate version of Scotland and found herself in the Great Hall during the middle of a meal. "Huh…" she trailed off when she looked up and noticed the enchanted ceiling filled with stars. 'Hogwarts!'
"What is the meaning of this?!" snapped a short woman sitting at the teacher's table.
Taylor pulled her attention off the enchanted c...
2023-08-29 04:37:44 +0000 UTC
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"You're a cheating bastard," Vicky complained as Uber cut her off in the racing game they were playing.
"I'm a villain, what did you expect?" Uber asked with amusement.
"Pretty sure you just suck," Noelle argued as she had her character swerve to the left, hit the brakes then swerve back to the right, forcing Leet's character off the road and into the ravine. She twisted the joystic...
2023-08-26 06:55:37 +0000 UTC
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Danny paused as he walked into the conference room and found his daughter laughing along with a pair of elves and one of his duplicates. "If you start cackling without a good reason, you're grounded," he teased, glad that she was having fun.
"Muahahaha," Taylor replied as she turned to look at her father, using her Sound Manipulation ability to make her voice echo and her Illusion-Casting...
2023-08-22 05:52:44 +0000 UTC
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Taylor stared at the ceiling over her surprisingly comfortable bed, trying to figure out if her duplicates were insane or if she needed to talk to a shrink, mostly because she'd enjoyed watching Emma take a shower with Clairvoyance or at least her duplicate had. 'She's a backstabbing bitch, why do I like the way her ass looks covered in soap? Or did I enjoy it because she's in jail?'
'Scr...
2023-08-18 23:50:40 +0000 UTC
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